I May Have Gotten My Left Hand Pregnant...

[Mercury69 3]

It's a real dilemma. Lefty is all cranky and insists on holding the chocolate being eaten. Righty seems uncertain but a little suspicious. If this comes out, I'll lose them both.I need a hug.

[renaedawn 1]

Have you thought about getting your left hand and right hand together and getting them drunk and innocently suggesting a threesome?

[Mercury69 3]

Have you thought about getting your left hand and right hand together and getting them drunk and innocently suggesting a threesome?

That's a good idea, but (and call me a "user" here), I need one of them to handle the mouse click duties...

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

The only thing to do is string them both along until the whole thing blows up your face.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I only wish that this was a week earlier, and more amusing.

[Mercury69 3]

I only wish that this was a week earlier, and more funny.

I'm still reading that self-improvement book you wrote, so it's only a matter of time before I get it right...

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Incest babies really do tell the best jokes.

[qyayqi 11]

The only thing to do is string them both along

[sandwedge 30]

The obligatory.....and for Ron Mexico......

[Dogpatch 2]

That's a good idea, but (and call me a "user" here), I need one of them to handle the mouse click duties...

Use the slideshow feature or watch videos.BTW, I'm very good at initiating threesomes, you want me to talk to the hands for ya?