runthemover 39 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 So I've noticed my gas bill has been climbing recently and I've figured out that I probably need to cut down on my shower time. I really need to re-evaluate my routine because I'm currently at an 18 minute average. Most of it is my hair so maybe I'll just cut it off.How long do you take?Any tips?If possible, I'd really like you to come over and show me what I'm doing wrong, but don't tease me with a dry run. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 You know I how know you're gay? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 You know I how know you're gay?geez. you swallow one time and get labeled Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 If I am showering because it was a long day and I don't feel "fresh" right before I go have sex with my wife, 7 minutes.If it is the morning, it's cold outside, and I am getting ready for work, 15-20 minutes, with the 10 minutes of it just standing under the hot water wondering what I will do that day to keep me busy.So I guess I am no help, but if you want I will come over and show you what I do only if I can wash that sensitive area between your sac and your gloryhole. Yeah, I went there... Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 So I guess I am no help, but if you want I will come over and show you what I do only if I can wash that sensitive area between your sac and your gloryhole.Mmmm, the taint. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 23 minutes...a good 15 minutes is purely just standing under the hot water, with barely any cold water running! Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Until the hot water is gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 'Bout 20 minutes. I don't pay for hot water. Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I rarely shampoo or condition my hair. Its very short and doesn't get greasy but when I shampoo it feels like brillo afterward. But I do shave in the shower which wastes a lot of water... and yes I do mean I shave everything including my PERINEUM!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Constant motion, thats the key! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Sometimes when it's really cold outside I crack open the bathroom window and then run the shower with the hottest water on full blast. For some reason, my shower can get really, really hot. So, all the hot water mixing with the little cold air makes the whole bathroom fill up with steam, and I turn my bathroom into a sauna. I then usually stand around next to the shower running hot water for a few minutes before I put a little cold water into the shower (so I don't burn my skin off) and then I stand in the hot shower water for a while before remembering that I have to Shampoo or something. Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 15-20 minutes also, I have no advice because even if I try to rush it still takes like 10 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 20 Minutes every morning.. 30-45 if I am shaving my legs too Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Depends.If it's right after soccer practice and I'm exhausted, usually about 15 minutes. If it's early in the morning and cold out, closer to 25, with most of it spent sleeping under the hot water. If it's just because I'm showering, less then 10 minutes.If I look in the mirror and decide I need to shave, that's usually an extra 20 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
MightyLouse 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Depends.If it's right after soccer practice and I'm exhausted, usually about 15 minutes. If it's early in the morning and cold out, closer to 25, with most of it spent sleeping under the hot water. If it's just because I'm showering, less then 10 minutes.If I look in the mirror and decide I need to shave, that's usually an extra 20 minutes.It takes you 20 minutes to shave? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 It takes you 20 minutes to shave?I shave maybe once a month, so I usually have alot of hair to get off. Plus, I also clean the sink out afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 About 20-25 minutes. Usually I spend the first 15 minutes standing there and thinking about the day. And I think of some funny comedy material that I keep forgetting to write down...sigh. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Golden or regular? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Golden or regular?both, simultaneously Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 About 20-25 minutes. Usually I spend the first 15 minutes standing there and thinking about the day. And I think of some funny comedy material that I keep forgetting to write down...sigh. Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer can't figure out how to take a shower in under an hour or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer can't figure out how to take a shower in under an hour or something?That was the 1st thing that came to mind when I read the OP's post. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 That was the 1st thing that came to mind when I read the OP's post."Yeah i'm watchin you, but this guy, HE's REALLY SHOWIN ME SOMETHING!" BAM! Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 8.5 minutesevery time ... right on the nose Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 2 hours.Gotta make sure I clean my belly button throughly. That shit is massively deep, like the Grand Canyon or something.Pictures to come soon. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Golden or regular? both, simultaneouslyWouldn't that defeat the purpose of both?The GS gets watered down, and the normal shower... Well, you're getting pissed on. Link to post Share on other sites
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