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...I think you guys will approve.10:06:48 PM) mga51334: hey(10:06:56 PM) mga51334: hows it going(10:07:08 PM) on340se7en: pretty good, you?(10:07:14 PM) mga51334: good(10:07:28 PM) mga51334: could be better(10:07:29 PM) mga51334: lol(10:07:33 PM) on340se7en: oh?(10:07:43 PM) mga51334: ya, im broke online(10:07:50 PM) mga51334: and my parents wont let me deposit anymore(10:08:05 PM) mga51334: any chance you could throw me a bone?(10:08:45 PM) on340se7en: give me a sec, i'm talking to my girl right now(10:08:53 PM) mga51334: oh k(10:09:03 PM) mga51334: i can trade play money if u want(10:20:48 PM) mga51334: u still with the girlfriend?(10:20:55 PM) on340se7en: yeah(10:21:02 PM) mga51334: so when can we talka about this(10:21:08 PM) on340se7en: in a few minutes(10:21:11 PM) mga51334: im really itchin to play somethin other than play money(10:21:22 PM) mga51334: k, thanks, i appreciate it(10:30:30 PM) on340se7en: quick, think fast(10:30:38 PM) mga51334: hey(10:30:43 PM) on340se7en: you're having sex with your girlfriend, and you're taping it(10:30:45 PM) mga51334: what?(10:30:49 PM) on340se7en: what camera angle should i use?(10:30:55 PM) mga51334: dude(10:30:59 PM) mga51334: umm(10:31:02 PM) mga51334: lol(10:31:06 PM) on340se7en: your stake is riding on this(10:31:16 PM) on340se7en: if this tape turns out bad, no stake(10:31:27 PM) mga51334: what are options for camera angles(10:31:33 PM) mga51334: i dont know much about it(10:32:18 PM) on340se7en: i don't know, you're supposed to know these things!(10:32:24 PM) on340se7en: where should i position it?!(10:32:35 PM) mga51334: i guess eye level(10:32:43 PM) mga51334: on a desk or somethin(10:32:54 PM) on340se7en: this isn't an eye fetish video(10:32:58 PM) mga51334: Lol(10:33:01 PM) mga51334: haha(10:33:16 PM) mga51334: Low angle(10:33:26 PM) mga51334: so the camera is looking up at you two(10:33:32 PM) mga51334: i think thatd be really sexy(10:33:41 PM) on340se7en: are you picturing this?!(10:33:47 PM) mga51334: its tough(10:33:52 PM) mga51334: i dont know what u guys look like(10:34:01 PM) on340se7en: perv! that is sooooooooooo wrong!(10:34:06 PM) mga51334: lol(10:34:19 PM) mga51334: sry(10:34:22 PM) mga51334: how old are you(10:35:00 PM) on340se7en: that's way too much info based on the context of the previous conversation(10:35:17 PM) mga51334: lol(10:35:27 PM) mga51334: well?(10:35:39 PM) on340se7en: give me about 15 minutes, we'll see how it turned out(10:35:46 PM) mga51334: dude(10:35:53 PM) mga51334: i want to be able to play midnight madness tonight(10:36:12 PM) on340se7en: well, you might have to hold off till tomorrow, because she's ready RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW(10:36:22 PM) mga51334: fine(10:36:25 PM) mga51334: hurry it up(10:36:44 PM) on340se7en: you can't rush perfection baby(10:36:46 PM) on340se7en: ok, going now(10:36:51 PM) mga51334: how long?(10:37:36 PM) on340se7en: dude, seriously, you're wanting me to hurry up and bone her so you can get your stake, and then you're asking how big my wiener is(10:37:47 PM) on340se7en: let me finish the task at hand, and then we'll talk(10:37:52 PM) mga51334: huh?(10:37:57 PM) mga51334: i never asked how big ur weiner is(10:38:04 PM) mga51334: im not ghey(10:38:48 PM) mga51334: ok, well just IM me when ur done(10:38:54 PM) on340se7en: no prob(10:39:04 PM) mga51334: yo(10:39:06 PM) mga51334: in the meantime(10:39:14 PM) mga51334: do u know anyone else i could talk to(10:48:51 PM) on340se7en: ok, done(10:49:03 PM) mga51334: k(10:49:04 PM) on340se7en: i need your opinion though(10:49:07 PM) on340se7en: give me a sec(10:49:09 PM) mga51334: ya(10:49:21 PM) mga51334: this is really awkward man(10:49:53 PM) on340se7en: ok, here's a snapshot of it, not sure if it turned out right...don't worry, there's none of me in the pic if that makes you feel awkward(10:49:54 PM) on340se7en: http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/751/hol...world0324qh.jpg(10:50:24 PM) mga51334: whos that/(10:50:27 PM) mga51334: ur brother?(10:50:44 PM) on340se7en: dude, you haven't caught on yet?(10:51:12 PM) mga51334: huh?(10:51:19 PM) on340se7en: here's your stake with extra, kthxbye http://www.cornichon.org/archives/Canlis%20steak%2011.jpg(10:52:51 PM) mga51334: ?(10:53:17 PM) mga51334: wait, whats goin on?(10:53:27 PM) mga51334: u cant spare a kid some money?(10:53:31 PM) mga51334: i would deposit(10:53:35 PM) mga51334: but my parents wont lert me(10:53:57 PM) on340se7en: *smallest violin in the world playing*

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for some reason I'm strangely curious to see what the heck would happen if one of these people was witty and clever
If they were clever they wouldn't need to spend hours trying to con people out of $12. Smart people would (a) have enough money to play poker (especially at the limits at which they're looking for a "stake"), and (B) would have a better hourly rate with, say, a job.
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Meh, I prefer a New York cut.
As in NY Strip?Also a good choice, but the Bone In Ribeye is juicy and delicious.
I used to work in a steakhouse, so I'm picky. Sometimes I want a super rare, thick cut filet that I can cut with a butter knife, but most of the time I prefer a ribeye cooked medium at most. It's got more marbling, so the flavor of the fat cooks into the meat better than a strip.I had a regular who used to order a NY Strip, and eat that and a sweet potato with ketchup, nothing else. Disgusting.
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Guys there is no excuse, whatever the reason, for posting someones personal information on the thread, especially something like their address.i edited the above post.

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