Fenxis 99 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I am a 29 yo single, never married, white professional man... Here is what I am looking for in a woman. Please inform me of your status in each category,Age: Between 25 and 45The fact his target age range is -4 to + 16 years makes me think he lives at home and has serious issues.edit: looking at picture in link #1 makes me think he's even more annoying than the average Leaf fan. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Sorry, maybe I am coming off more mean rather than just having a little trash talking fun. My intentions were totally not to go after pens fans or pull a serge, they were in jest but it's been a long week with my grandfathers funeral yesterday on top of finals and such so I apologize...My condolences, Steve. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Serge, you are the prototypical sports fan: sit and scream and players that they can't skate, when you're a 5'2" out of shape non-athlete who couldn't skate a lap around a rink if the zamboni was chasing him.This comment bordering on slander is very offensive. First of all i am not 5 2 and I am a better athlete than you realize. Just because you can skate better doesnt make you a better person.You are over compensating as you are frolickly challenged. Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 This comment bordering on slander is very offensive. First of all i am not 5 2 and I am a better athlete than you realize. Just because you can skate better doesnt make you a better person.You are over compensating as you are frolickly challenged.He doesn't prance around well? Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Serge, you're very much bordering on megatroll mode. Anyone else would have been banned by now.Stay out of this thread unless you have something worthwhile to contribute, instead of attempting to make fun of an entire fan base. And obviously I didn't make up French Toast, and it doesn't matter how man french players are on the Penguins, none of them suck at being a goalie.Why is everything so serious with you...I am having fun, trash talking a little and you ALWAYS get mad at me.Calling Marty Biron FRENCH TOAST is extremely racist. Its hilarious since your goalie is French AND you have more french players on your roster.The only reason i post in here is to provide some reality amongst the hilarity that ensues when the Penguins win. The fans while very passionate are extremely biased, yes I said biased. Much more than crazy Leaf fans. I am not trolling, just having fun as well as appreciating the other side of the argument.TTP is a term I have trademarked and will market T shirts. I hope to sell 50000 units just in Philadelphia.In conclusion, the Penguins and their fans are the most spoiled fans in hockey. I think you will agree with that.Enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 The only reason i post in here is to provide some reality...Wow...just wow. Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 In other, more important news, NBC is trying to ruin one of the coolest, fan-friendly things that the Pens have ever provided: http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 In other, more important news, NBC is trying to ruin one of the coolest, fan-friendly things that the Pens have ever provided: http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/ I think we should just lock this thread and leave the last post as the link to The Pensblog.. since that's where 90% of the content on this thread is from (last 10% from Serge being an ass). Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'd say your math is a bit off. You also get the random jabs from other non-playoff team fans as well. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If being an ass= being a realist then I am guilty.The pens blog for sane people who have checked it out, is the most hilarious biased piece of junk on the internet.Double standard IMO Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'd say your math is a bit off. You also get the random jabs from other non-playoff team fans as well.Missing the point Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 If being an ass= being a realist then I am guilty.The pens blog for sane people who have checked it out, is the most hilarious biased piece of junk on the internet.Double standard IMOlol sigh, you're really a piece of work.Trying to have a reasonable discussion with you is completely impossible, so this'll be my last post towards you.Hope the Leafs do well in the playoffs. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 This one's from SportsPickle.com Sidney Crosby clearly wearing a fake costume beardPittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby showed up to the team’s morning skate this morning sporting a playoff beard far fuller than the collection of peach fuzz that took him two months to grow during last year’s postseason.But the full, dark, five-inch beard was quickly proven to be a fake when its elastic band got caught on teammate Bill Guerin’s stick and tore from his face.“I felt terrible,” said Guerin. “I didn’t mean to do it. I just got my stick up high getting of the bench. Sid was really embarrassed, the poor kid.”Crosby, 21, said he had hoped he would be able to grow a real beard in time for this year’s playoffs.“Another year is gone, and still no puberty,” he said. “It’s really disappointing. And now the guys know I was wearing a fake beard. I wanted to play it off as a joke, but my fake beard was connected to my fake armpit and pube hair and that really hurt getting ripped off. So I couldn’t help but cry.” Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 lol sigh, you're really a piece of work.Trying to have a reasonable discussion with you is completely impossible, so this'll be my last post towards you.Hope the Leafs do well in the playoffs.thanks man. Typical. When you dont get your way, and lose and argument, just ignore me.I hope you get trounced by the Flyers and I hope you get humiliated so bad that you have to sell the franchise. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Fryer do you have something you want to tell us?http://deadspin.com/5216697/penguins-fans-...rd-up-for-dateshttp://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/tix/1125979000.htmlhttp://www.pensburgh.com/2009/4/17/842350/...ows-your-chance Education: Some higher education or specialized training. We do have to be able to carry on a somewhat intellingent conversation, after all.Marital Stats: Single or Divorced. I am not interested in someone who is separtated from her husband or worse yet, married and sneaking around behind his back Ummmmm.... Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Education: Some higher education or specialized training. We do have to be able to carry on a somewhat intellingent conversation, after all.Marital Stats: Single or Divorced. I am not interested in someone who is separtated from her husband or worse yet, married and sneaking around behind his back Ummmmm....Oh come on, there's some much more wrong with this. Why waste time nit-picking on one typo. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 He doesn't prance around well?gruven doesn't seem to be the prancing type. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I had Brio as a kid, that stuff was so awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I don't think I've ever agreed with anything you've ever written about hockey, Steve. FWIW.Harsh and uncalled for. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Haha...I'm posting in a Pensblog meme thread! Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Harsh and uncalled for.Likewise with telling me I'd be whining and crying if the Penguins had lost. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Likewise with telling me I'd be whining and crying if the Penguins had lost.You're an even bigger crybaby than Crosby! Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 You're an even bigger crybaby than Crosby!Evidently.I'm not sure how today became "try to antagonize Zach" day, but as has always been in the past, I'll continue to keep my comments in this thread regarding the Penguins positive, whether they win or lose. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Likewise with telling me I'd be whining and crying if the Penguins had lost.I am being 11111000000% honest with you Zach, that was in no way shape or form directed at any specific person in particular. You were too busy fighting with serge anyway. Seriously. I don't know why you take things as if they are personally directed at you... Link to post Share on other sites
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