Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Okay, I've got to write a 1.5 page paper for my brother tonight. Can be on anything. Supposed to be editorialish. No sports. Ideas? Let's have some fun.Go: Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Here's an idea: a powerful corporation is dumping thousands of tons of toxic waste into public rivers and streams, and only one man can stop him: Mecha Luther: the cyborg reincarnation of Martin Luther, who's new cause is environmentalism, for no reason. His weapon is his left arm is a nail gun, and he carries a sack of lists of his grievances. If you stand in the way of his cause, BANG! He nails his grievances to your head.This isn't fiction. Someone should really cover it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Or -- another idea: Emma Watson: Too Young to Screw? Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Or -- another idea: Emma Watson: Too Young to Screw? nohow about whats happening in either Darfur or Israel? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Here's an idea: a powerful corporation is dumping thousands of tons of toxic waste into public rivers and streams, and only one man can stop him: Ted Turner in the form of Captain planet, who's new cause is environmentalism, for no reason. His motto is, "Protect the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!." If you stand in the way of his cause, he fucking kills you.This isn't fiction. Someone should really cover it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 nohow about whats happening in either Darfur or Israel?Stoppy – you're actually putting me to sleep with that ****. Where's the celebrity angle? Maybe: "what Rosie O'Donnell thinks of the situation in..." Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 How the youth of America spends their time looking at red/yellow buckets, replaces movies titles with the word "penis," and fights over a mug with a t.v. show logo on it.- that is all Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 How the youth of America spends their time looking at red/yellow buckets, replaces movies titles with the word "penis," and fights over a mug with a t.v. show logo on it.- that is all Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Mine is WAY better. That nail gun thing is complete gold. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Why are people like Chris Berman still on TV? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 you could do something on the state of art/entertainment. maybe focus on the music industry or television versus the movie industry. something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 You all tried, but sucked.I ended up writing a generic piece about the disingenuousness of the abortion debate, just so I could constantly put the phrase "miscarriage (of justice)" uncomfortably close to the word "abortion."Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 You all tried, but sucked.I ended up writing a generic piece about the disingenuousness of the abortion debate, just so I could constantly put the phrase "miscarriage (of justice)" uncomfortably close to the word "abortion."WangHahahaha. I hope your brother's teacher is amused. I assume this is for college? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Hahahaha. I hope your brother's teacher is amused. I assume this is for college?I really hope it's for Wang's unknown little brother's 4th grade project. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Hahahaha. I hope your brother's teacher is amused. I assume this is for college? I really hope it's for Wang's unknown little brother's 4th grade project.Naw, bitches. He's a senior in highschool. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Stoppy – you're actually putting me to sleep with that ****. Where's the celebrity angle? Maybe: "what Rosie O'Donnell thinks of the situation in..."my bad-what the donald thinks of Darfur Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Or -- another idea: Emma Watson: Too Young to Screw? PERFECT.Wang, you have your paper. Link to post Share on other sites
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