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Nikki_N 17 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Let's stop picking on Showstopper, he is a devoted fan to the show and there is nothing wrong with that!I am a big fan of the Patriots and if Tom Brady wanted to nut in my mouth, I dont think I would say no...So far I really like SBriand's story. It was cute. The part about the indoor voice was clever.I don't watch 24. I missed the early shows and then felt like I was too behind to catch up.I miss Firefly. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 I miss Firefly.tell me about it....everytime I watch an episode I'm just hypnotized by Kaylee....I want her backdammit Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Here's what I want you to do, submit in this thread a short essay (max 250 words) on why you deserve this coffee cup and want me to ship it to you.I deserve this coffee cup because I live the Jack Bauer way: one day's worth of work spread out over 24 weeks.Also, I want you to ship it to me because it seems like a lot to ask for you to personally deliver it. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I don't think you are even an American if you spell one of the countries greatest heroes name wrong. Its Tony Almeida-not Almeda.Ricker said write an essay on why you should win, not a bad story where you spell Tony's name wrong.1. Jealousy is an ugly color on you.2. At least I am not some 24 stalker like you clearly are.3. I would gladly misspell a name of a fictional character on a so-so TV show than not capitalize my I's, misspell common words, and have grammar that resembles a 6th grader.4. My name is Steve. That was a story about my day and why I need this mug. Seems you have a reading comprehension problem as well. Instead of stalking cast and crew of a TV show you should go see someone about your apparent disabilities.5. I am not saying I will win, but I am positive that if it were between me and you, you don't stand a chance with your essay. Get over it. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 1. Jealousy is an ugly color on you.2. At least I am not some 24 stalker like you clearly are.3. I would gladly misspell a name of a fictional character on a so-so TV show than not capitalize my I's, misspell common words, and have grammar that resembles a 6th grader.4. My name is Steve. That was a story about my day and why I need this mug. Seems you have a reading comprehension problem as well. Instead of stalking cast and crew of a TV show you should go see someone about your apparent disabilities.5. I am not saying I will win, but I am positive that if it were between me and you, you don't stand a chance with your essay. Get over it.points deducted for being a mean guy. I dunno what it is, but I like showstopper24, he does'nt annoy me like he does everyone else on the forumthat being said, it's a moo point because showstopper is already disqualified because he's got more 24 crap than he knows what to do with. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 points deducted for being a mean guy. I dunno what it is, but I like showstopper24, he does'nt annoy me like he does everyone else on the forumthat being said, it's a moo point because showstopper is already disqualified because he's got more 24 crap than he knows what to do with.So he can go around and piss and moan and nitpick others entries and we can't respond. Okay, that makes sense. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 So he can go around and piss and moan and nitpick others entries and we can't respond. Okay, that makes sense.course you can, don't need to be mean about it though. I've never put much stock in flame wars is all, it's the old joke of it being like winning a medal in the special olympics, no matter who wins, you're both still retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 course you can, don't need to be mean about it though. I've never put much stock in flame wars is all, it's the old joke of it being like winning a medal in the special olympics, no matter who wins, you're both still retarded.Well if we are both retarded at least I am a full functioning retard unlike him. god, I can't stop and I don't even dislike the guy Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Well if we are both retarded at least I am a full functioning retard unlike him. god, I can't stop and I don't even dislike the guy lol....ok, points given back due to the lemon juice Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Since proper grammar and spelling counts I am not even going to attempt this one. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Since proper grammar and spelling counts I am not even going to attempt this one.I give special consideration to the more "downsey" members on FCP, so go ahead and give it a shot, it's all right. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 So far I really like SBriand's story. It was cute. The part about the indoor voice was clever.I don't watch 24. I missed the early shows and then felt like I was too behind to catch up.I miss Firefly.you can get the dvd's from your library Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 you can get the dvd's from your libraryQFT totally worth blowing a weekend to watch the first season. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 First may I say that it is my opinion that your interview of Daniel Negreanu was one of the most thought-provoking interviews ever done on San Diego radio. My wife loves 24, I watch it with her so that she falls asleep and I can play online poker. If you give me this cup she will drink coffee and stay awake longer. Then I will lose less money online.Did I mention how good you're radio show is?That's how it's done! Link to post Share on other sites
rgold79 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 About 6 months ago I was walking by the bar of the W Hotel in Union Square when these two gorgeous models smiled right in my direction. That pretty much made my day until I turned around and realized they were smiling in the direction of little Kiefer, who was pleasantly smoking a cigarette. It was then that I realized that not only does he get to be Jack Bauer, he also gets to be the dude who bangs hot models. It's hard not to hate that guy. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Twenty-Four - A Story Once upon a time there was a boy. Troyomac was his name. The people came from all over to see this wonderful boy, handsome as he was. The people brought him gifts, and showered him with love, for he was the greatest boy of them all. As time went on, this boy grew up. In that time, many shows were created and then cruely taken off the air. He had novelties from most of them, but never anything so great as a coffee cup, from which to drinketh his coffee. Soon came to a point, where the people stopped bringing this wonderful (now a) man gifts, because he would just hurl them into the Great Sea of Destruction. The people talked about this quite often, and they wondered how such a handsome loving boy, could turn into this awful mess of a man. They decided that the only way to turn him back into his great self, would be to give him the Ultimate Gift. "What could it possibly be?", the people would ask. Well let me tell you friends, it would have to be the greatest piece of schwag from the greatest television show ever created. "How about a T-shirt?", someone would ask. "How about a baseball cap", would ask another. "No no no, these are all terrible ideas", said the people. Then finally one day, it hit them. "A coffee cup!", one of the townspeople yelled. "Of course! That's it! Everyone loves coffee, and what better then and fine cup to hold it and to keep it warm! Now all we need is the perfect show to label on the side of yon cup!"Well a few years after that, a show was created. It was called Twenty-Four, and it was the greatest show ever created. To say that a show of this caliber would be not worthy of producing such fine merchandise, as a coffee cup, would be like saying Brittyany Spears did not deserve panties. And to say that Troyomac wouldst not deserveth said coffee cup from said fine show, would be a trajesty. The townspeople decided that they would either need a large cup to write the name on, or they would have to print in really small letters. Knowing that this man's eyesight was not terrific, they decided to shorten it to 24. Thus a 24 coffee cup was created, and to be given to this once wonderful boy, so that he could become a wonderful man. The End. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 points deducted for being a mean guy. I dunno what it is, but I like showstopper24, he does'nt annoy me like he does everyone else on the forumthat being said, it's a moo point because showstopper is already disqualified because he's got more 24 crap than he knows what to do with.Points for me for recognizing the Friends reference.Yeah, that's right people...I like Friends. (ballsy...more points?)I like Friends almost as much as 24. I don't have a Friends cup either. (points for tying this all together?) Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 how bout a short rap:gimme that mug or it's gonna get grosschoose fleung for the prize or it's jack-ing in yo' mouthi don't mean bauer, it's gonna be sour.peace out biotches. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 how bout a short rap:gimme that mug or it's gonna get grosschoose fleung for the prize or it's jack-ing in yo' mouthi don't mean bauer, it's gonna be sour.peace out biotches.For that rap you need to go buy some 24 mugs and send them to every person that read it.just saying Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 This thread has delivered on it's potential. Thanks for the entertainment Ricker. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Troyomac deserves serious consideration for somehow finding a way to mention Brittany Spears and panties. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 QFT totally worth blowing a weekend to watch the first season.and the second, and the third, and the fourth, and the fifth Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 For that rap you need to go buy some 24 mugs and send them to every person that read it.just sayingjack yo' mouth! Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 I'm not showstopper.the end.C+ An early front runner, but couldn't hang with the stiff competition that followed, plus minimum amount of effort was put into this.24 is a TV show. Jack Bauer is the main charecter. My name begins with 'J' like his. The second letter 'A' is also the same. The third letter 'C' is where it differs, but 'C' is the first letter in 'coffe', and that is what the cup is for, holding coffee. Also, if you give it to me I promise I'll feed it, and clean it and walk it everyday. Screw Flanders. The last two sentences were my attempt at humour, if you find it funny, laugh, if not, don't laugh. It's as simple as that.SHIP IT!!!!B-I have a screw Flanders bumper sticker....Not really, but it was worth a shot in making you feel better. Here's why you should give me the Goblet of Truth: if you do, I'll tell you how do find the Cave of Wonders. If you don't, I'll hex you with the fairy's curse (AIDS – or at least an infection). In short, bequeath me thine Goblet, en'e thou shall a'turn unqueath unimaginable wealth. Alas, i'faith, unqueath thou Goblet unto thine; thou shall be cursed with the curse of a bum of't harlotry! Oh wait, is this for a stupid, tin mug or the internal knowledge of the Goblet of Truth? If it's just a mug, let me know so I can call off the curse.BPoints for creativity. But just not funny/charming enough for the Cup. I do have the Holy Grail on special for you though. This morning at 7:22 the Secretary of Defense left the keys to America's top-secret nuclear missile cache in the left-pocket of a saucy pair of Dockers and without thinking, sent them to the dry cleaners where they risked being starched -- to death! Terrified, he called CTU Agent SBriand, like he always does when national security issues arise or he has a bad dream or his tummy hurts or he wants someone beheaded using only tinfoil and a steely gaze. "YES MR. SECRETARY, I WILL FIND YOUR KEYS!" Steve said in all caps, because, like all CTU agents, Steve never learned the difference between his indoor and outdoor voice. For help, Steve turned to the only man he could trust: Tony Almeda who he never, ever, not even once -- okay, maaaaybe once -- had homoerotic feelings for. Steve and Tony jumped into their helicopter, with hopes of a debriefing in their future, and flew off to the dry cleaners where they blew shit up. Rubbing the sting of Snuggles fabric softener from their eyes, the agents searched frantically through the Secretary's pants. With an unnecessary satellite image, the men were able to extract the key. In celebration, Tony raised his Cubs mug, ready to toast Agent Steve, who raised his own hand only to realize...he had no mug with which to toast.To be continued...Don't let Steve go mugless. Not after everything he's done for our country.AI like it! That's what I'm talkin bout!I do not drink coffee. I am a 24 fan. We all know that good compromises leave nobody happy. If you send it to me, I would not be happy because I would have another piece of junk in the house. Nobody else would be happy with me as the winner because they, obviously, would not be the winner. You would not like it because this contest was designed to do something nice for somebody and if I win then this goal would not be accomplished. Nobody is happy if you send it to me, so sending it to me is the optimal solution. We all know a handsome, intelligent, charming and strapping young lad, such as yourself, would always go for the optimal solution.A-Well done, very well done. You would've beaten SBrian no problem had you mentioned what a huge wang I had. Since you didn't....oh well Link to post Share on other sites
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