Fun W/ Cops While Underage And Shitfaced

[No_Neck 0]

Everyone has a story of something unfortunate that has happened due to drinking. There is no need to lecture on the dangers of it.

then why do people still get caught drinking and driving?

[Jordan 1]

i got a dui in sept..have about 3 months left till i get my license back.i blew a .10 on labor day weekend...around 4am...only reason i was pulled over cause it was so late.i knew/still know, driving drunk is immature and dumb, but some of you "hanging" him and other people, have you never made a mistake?i hate equating myself with a crime that has taken hundreds of thousands of lives, but i know that DUIs are committed by millions of people every week and they are never caught (doesn't make it right). i'm not claiming to be a victim, or anything like that...but if you drive late at night, sober or not sober...chances are you'll be pulled over regardless of anything the cop tells you. so point is, dont drive even if you are just buzzed..cuz a .08 (the legal limit) sneaks up you quite easily, and if you are unlucky enough to be in the .08 - .1 range (where you feel ok to drive) and get pulled over, you will be quite upset with yourself. i know from experience. theresa, when i heard what happened to your dad before, i felt sorry for you, and i still do, but i hope that people understand that DUIs aren't always committed by **** hole type people. I feel horrible for that fact that I put myself in the situation...but i also know that I am not the kind of guy that gets behind the wheel chit faced cauze i'm drunk to know any better. when i first got my dui i thought i was sober enough to drive, obviously that was a mistake, but i also know if it wasn't 4am in the morning, then I would not have been pulled over.anyways, that's all...youre lucky kid...you should find that cop and thank him one day. they could have given you a test for just the hell of it, honestly...you're sickly lucky. go buy a lotto ticket. :>- Jordanps -- fwiw, i could have gone to court and fought my case and gotten a lessor charge. i made a decision though to just plead guilty and take the punishment as is...our legal system is crazy...and i dont mean that in a bad way...but a DUI is such a crazy experience when it comes down to what one can do with a lawyer...it really just kinda gave me a bad taste in my mouth and honestly...just made me want to take the punishment, learn from it, and move on. but i still get sour sometimes when ppl are quick to hang someone for a crime that is sometimes F'd up, for many reasons.

[Shakey90 0]

yeah the cops were just f'n with you...i am a cop and if we find a car in a lot we just make sure it aint stolen...there aint no weed...you aint too drunk to drive..but if you're under 18 we call you parents and that sux for some kids, cause thier parents are worse than jail...here's my take on things....we have all parked in a lot...why take someone to jail over that...cant belive they had three cars roll up on you though...unless you were in a bad part of town, the cops were EXTREMELY bored, or they were EXTREMELY bored..anyhow...makesup sex...+EVedit:alot of what happens depends on your attitude...we have ALOT of discretion(sp?) as to what happens...they could have put you in jail for loitering, treppessing, DWI....a little advice to all out there from a cop...be cool when you get pulled over dont be an ***..you'd be suprised how far it goes

[silkyjonson 1]

I'm not so sure it is a smart idea to post this, but I've never lied to a cop before...Without getting into unimportant details, I am in a car, with a girl (we'll call her Sarah), and we are parked in an empy lot. We use to go out, but currently I've just been hooking up w/ her (she is best friends with my gf, all women are sluts). Instead of hooking up however, she was apologizing for some BS she did earlier that night and talking. We were coming from a busted party, and I was slightly buzzed, but alright to drive. She had more drinks than was socially acceptable or healthy, and was presently bombed. Most importantly, we are both underage.I look out my left window and see a car pull up without its headlights on. My first thoughts are "what deuschbag friend of mine thinks he's being sneaky by not having his headlights on." That was until I saw his siren start to go off.Ladies and gentleman, we have cops. In my drunken stupor, I decide that it would be a smart idea to get out of my car and walk to him. I immediately get pegged with "get the hell back into your car, NOW!" As I re-open my car door, I see Sarah frozen with an expression of terror. Two more cop cars pull up.The cop knocks on my window, flashlight in hand, looking just like the terminator from T2 (helmet and everything). Then it hits me: my keys are underneath my foot, along with a bottle of Absolut. Oh ****. With shear luck I manage to flip the keys into my hand with my foot by sliding it against the seat, turn the car on, and roll down the windows. The cop stares deep into my eyes, and then Sarah's, and immediately suspects drinking. I figure if I was by myself I could get my way out of this, but Sarah is so shitfaced that we may be caught. The first conversation looks something like this.Officer: Give me your ID -We both hand him our licenses.Officer: What are you doing parked hereMe: We are just talking, because we are in a fight and I did not want to fight while driving.Officer: How old are you.Me:19Sarah: (Says something that sounds a lot like gibberish)Officer: What?Me: She is 18, she is just very scared.Officer: Did I ask you to talk?Before he asks it, I know his next question. He is going to ask us if we drank tonight, and I am going to have to make a choice. I can try to bluff him, and hope Sarah doesn't say anything stupid, with the chance that they might just be trying to scare us and let us get away without being tested. The obvious downside is that if he breathalizes either of us, we are ****ed. If I confess now, everything will go a lot smoother, but I'm guranteed to be ****ed. Until he asks, I'm not sure what I am going to say.Officer: Have you been drinking tonight?Me: No-The bluff begins.Officer: Are you sure? You definitely haven't been drinking?Me: No officer, I assure you that I am perfectly fine.Officer: What about her, has she had anything?Her: No (she says this very quietely)Officer (looking at me): Did she have anything to drink tonight?-Faced with another choice, I decide to continue the bluff. This one is much tougher to make.Me: No officer. We were coming from a friend's house, and I pulled over here to talk. I can understand why this looks suspicious, and if it is okay I am going to take her home right now and we can forget this.Officer: YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNLESS I TELL YOU TO. SIT HERE.Sarah then informs me that she may puke at any instant, which I don't doubt would destroy our bluff. The words "DUI" and "Felony" run through my head. My heart has broken 200 BPM, and I am trying to remember a technique to fool a breathalizer that my friend taught me once. Then the dike appeared.Knocking on Sarah's window, I roll it down from my side because she is too shitfaced. A fat, fugly- dike-of-a-cop with more wrinkles than an old man's hairy *** is giving us the stare down. Shining a flashlight into Sarah's eyes, the questioning begins.Dike: How much have you had to drink?-I silently praySarah (After a pause): NothingDike (more forceful): I said, how much have you had to drink?Sarah (almost crying): Nothing, I sw...sw...swear.Me (saving the day): Sarah it's ok, don't be scared we both know we are fine just answer the lady's questions.Dike: HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK TONIGHT?Sarah, with her bottom lip trembling, swaying from side to side, finally mutters a "nothing". Suddenly I thought "this may work out!"That was until I saw out of the corner of my eye Sarah lean over and puke her guts out. On my car floor. With a cop a foot away. Looking back at the cop, I see she is scratching her cooch and talking to the other officer, oblivious to Sarah's "accident". I think we are ****ed until she asks this.Dike: So you been smoking some pot? Doing some weed?-I now know she is on the wrong ****ing trail. The bluff has worked, and she is picking up her cards!Me: No no, we are both athletes, that is retarded!Sarah: Yea, I'm an athlete.Dike: Stay right here.After two minutes , I decide that they are getting the breathlizer, and that I am ****ed once again. That is until T2 comes up to our car and says "here are your licenses, get the hell out of here, and I do not want to see you again tonight. Get her home immediately. I thanked him and took back my driver's license. Driving home, I realized this was a lot like a big poker hand. The cop had position on me the whole time ( I had to act first, and he interpreted my actions), I bluffed on the flop (we didn't drink), and then continued the bluff to the river. Finally, after deliberation and asking questions, the opponent realized that breathalizing us would have been pointless, and decided to not waste their time and fold. The biggest bluff of my life thus far. To close this story, I leave a few points.1. Do not park in empy parking lots, no matter how deserted.2. You better have nerves of steel to bluff a cop.3. Sex after having the biggest adrenaline rush of your life, combined with makeup sex, is mindblowing. I highly reccomend it.

Dude after a chick pukes its time to call it a night sir. That is just ditch pig status

[greatwhite 0]

And the cops had the right to do this how?

[Shakey90 0]

had the right to do what?

[allinbluff35 0]

you're an idiot.

[bassplayer45459 0]

That is not true, i know a cop, if your keys are anywhere in the vacinity of the car and you are drunk, they can arrest you, periodBut thanks for establishing your idiocy in writing on a forum

[MapleLeafs 142]

I'm not sure how far away this lot was that you parked in, in terms of where the party was busted up, but maybe the cops were looking for you since they saw you drive away from the party?Anyways, if they ran your license, there's a good chance they'll be keeping an eye on you for the next little while. May want to stay extra careful.

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[NOFX_PUNK 0]

You sir are a complete f**kwit, 'I was buzzed but fine to drive'. People like you are the scourge of the earth and I hope you go to hell.But more importantly, this drunk girl, she's clearly easy, is she hot?

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[Pot Odds RAC 23]

I've just been hooking up w/ her (she is best friends with my gf, all women are sluts).

Which is worse, a girl sleeping with her best friend's boy friend, or a boy friend sleeping with his girl friend's best friend?Nice.Sorry pal, you're a pig.

[StrippersNBlow 0]

I just downloaded Date Rape by Sublime on iTunes, thanks for jogging my memory OP.

[SweetDaddyFreak 0]

I liked the story because it reminds me of when I was pulled over and had my car searched this past June. Luckily I don't drink much or carry anything illegal on me, but after about 45 minutes and 3 cop cars laters I got "charged" with possession of tobacco for having a cigar in my car, and this is when I was 17 1/2 so that sucked

[GrinderMJ 0]

OP you seem nice enough on here, but you drive drunk and cheat on your gf with her best friend, what's wrong with you man? Both of those are just completely fucked up things to do. I can usually forgive somebody for driving drunk as everybody makes mistakes, but cheating on your girlfriend with her best friend is such a terrible thing to do.

[IQCrash 1]

I think it depends on how hot the girlfriend's best friend is. Maybe you're pulling a Murphy.

[ROGUE06 0]

OP you seem nice enough on here, but you drive drunk and cheat on your gf with her best friend, what's wrong with you man? Both of those are just completely fucked up things to do. I can usually forgive somebody for driving drunk as everybody makes mistakes, but cheating on your girlfriend with her best friend is such a terrible thing to do.

And to make matters worse, she just finished puking in your car and she was drunk.

[HangukMiguk 8]

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how retarded does one have to be to keep coming back after bans JUST to post this.

[WhatArunAA 0]

That is not true, i know a cop, if your keys are anywhere in the vacinity of the car and you are drunk, they can arrest you, periodBut thanks for establishing your idiocy in writing on a forum

it is State dependent.. in Wisconsin if the keys arent in the ignition you cant be charged with DWI( talking about stopped motor vehicles).. but if you have them in the Ignition and the engine is off.. you are SOL. All 50 states use the same Standarized field test to determine if someone is operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.. but they differ in actual DWI laws in whichever jurisdiction that you are Intoxicated in. there was a case in Wisconsin a few years ago.. it was around new years and a guy went to a party.. and got absolutely plastered.. he decided to drive home.. but the weather was so bad that he pulled his car off the road and decided to wait for the weather to clear up... a car drove into him .. killed the 2 people that were in the car that struck the drunk.. and the drunk guy got charged with Homicide by Intoxicated use of a Motor Vehicle ... it went up to the Supreme Court and eventually got reversed because the accident would have occured if the guy was drunk or not... but the point of the story is that nothing good can come out of drunk driving.

[king1305 0]

Yea man, I understand the worries for the OP. I'm from PA too and I know the law is pretty ridiculous and often times the cops assume anyone who looks young is drunk, especially in a college town (I grew up in one and got an underage this summer for leaving a party where there was alcohol -- I hadn't had a drop of alcohol, I was driving.)

[ChrisRichey 1]

...there aint no weed...

Good thing you pigs keep them dangerous pot smokers off the streets. We all know how many lives weed ruins. Fuck off.