jcashx36x 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I hope theres not such a thing, but look what I found..... http://cgi.ebay.com/Opponents-Poker-Card-V...1QQcmdZViewItem Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I hope theres not such a thing, but look what I found..... http://cgi.ebay.com/Opponents-Poker-Card-V...1QQcmdZViewItem PM Tritz, he has a program that let's you see the flop before its dealt.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
Shakey90 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 There's this huge huge f'n tinfoil hat you can wear....works evertime Link to post Share on other sites
tizzerd 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i heard that if you take a ace of diamonds and insert it in your anus you get dealt pocket kings everytime Link to post Share on other sites
UncleHoot 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 With this software you will do this:1 VIEW SOME UPCOMING CARDSAs in "View the possible upcoming cards?"2 VIEW YOUR OPPONENTS POCKET CARDSAs in after they muck/show?3 VIEW COMUNITY CARDS AND SUITS AND MUCH MORE!! Uhh... When exactly can I not see community cards?Doesn't sound like a scam to me. It sounds legit. Link to post Share on other sites
UncleHoot 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i heard that if you take a ace of diamonds and insert it in your anus you get dealt pocket kings everytimeWhile true, pocket Kings don't win every time. I mean, how often do you bust out with KK against some donk with AJ? So, it's really not that useful. Link to post Share on other sites
Shakey90 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 A5>KK Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigB11 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I like how he says Try it with Play money first. His play money balance is $0. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 havent brought this guy out in awhileAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COMING TO GET YOU!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i heard that if you take a ace of diamonds and insert it in your anus you get dealt pocket kings everytimeThere's nothing special about the ace of diamonds you retard...ANY ace inserted into your anus will get you them cowboys. Link to post Share on other sites
1969_F85 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 NOW I GET IT! I thought I was supposed to insert a Cowboy in my anus to get aces. Duh, I can be such a tard. But there are some pretty happy cowboys out there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! j/kI'm not gay. Seriously. I am married with 5 kids.No, really, I am not gay. No, I didn't watch Brokeback Mountain. (Although that Heath...)Ok, I need to go do my wife. Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I seem to always get a paper cut from the Ace of spades. Does that make me weird? And believe me when I tell you a paper cut in that region smarts!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CBFalcon 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Plus, whichever Ace you stick into your anus is now dead.Thus when you get your KK, there are now only Aces out to beat you. Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 PM Tritz, he has a program that let's you see the flop before its dealt.Raylol. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 It's not quite a "cheat", but I heard of this thing called the Vatche Button. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid DynOmite 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I suggest that you only try cheating in online poker. If you get caught in a live game, then the poker community has unwritten rules for bringing the culprit to justice. I will not spell out those rules, but lets say it involves brass knuckles and a plunger. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid DynOmite 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 by the way, whoever is advertising this software is a moron: "Maybe you have to play a little big amount of hands before you can obtain the good results. You will have to play with this at least 30days and then you will get all good numbers."I really hope this d-bag is good with computers because he certainly has no clue how to use the english language. Link to post Share on other sites
stevesavi 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 poker RNG is trash, you tell it your pocket cards and it picks three random cards from the rest(without suits) and sometimes one or more of them is correct. well no kidding if i get three chances to pick 1 or five cards Ill get one write too.but good luck fleecing those suckers.ps- ill sell you a great roullette system for $20 Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ya hackers can hack into the most protected websites in the world but can't hack into a poker site. Wake up guys it does happen and there is proof that it has happened. As for the software so any jag off can do it? Not going to be available. If you have a hacking buddy offer him your sister or girlfriend he will be able to hack into most sites, if he's any good. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Oh for god sakes, Leave me alone. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Oh for god sakes, Leave me alone.I love this forum Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Oh for god sakes, Leave me alone.Is your Anus Chapped? Link to post Share on other sites
TheMathProf 0 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 One of the best parts of the Ebay auction is to see how many previous users have actually purchased this stuff and said it didn't work. Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Does anyone seriously like carrots? They are awful. Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Does anyone seriously like carrots? They are awful.are you attempting to get banned? Link to post Share on other sites
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