Why Is Everyone So Mean Here

[mtdesmoines 3]

Can we get back to the real topic? Masturbating too much. If you're alone in a hotel room and you order the $14.99 porn and finish off two minutes into it, do you feel compelled to do it again just so you can get your money's worth? Or do you just go to sleep?

Hotel procedures:Leave the door unlocked.Drink 50 shots of tequilla. Order porn. Beat off until you pass out from drunkenness, and sexual and physical exhaustion.Let the maids find you in the morning. Everyone knows this.

[Mercury69 3]

Ummm... go eat ****?

[CardWarfare 4]

"Your Retarded"

"Your Retarded"

Good luck. I'm glad you used "Your Retarded" after you asked me to explain it to you.

You know, this joke had been getting old for a while now, but I think it's time to be retired. When idiots are asking what it means, and then using it to bash other idiots, it's time to call it quits. Hang it up.

[pckt10s 0]

You know, this joke had been getting old for a while now, but I think it's time to be retired. When idiots are asking what it means, and then using it to bash other idiots, it's time to call it quits. Hang it up.

damn it cdubb.. I thought I was gonna see that pic...

[Guest GreatAtLife]

back yet again

[CardWarfare 4]

damn it cdubb.. I thought I was gonna see that pic...

That was actually the reason I came in here originally, but I saw this and got hung up on it.Just for you though..

[pckt10s 0]

That was actually the reason I came in here originally, but I saw this and got hung up on it.Just for you though..

thats what I'm talking about...

[runthemover 39]

You know, this joke had been getting old for a while now, but I think it's time to be retired. When idiots are asking what it means, and then using it to bash other idiots, it's time to call it quits. Hang it up.

2nd

[_Great_Dane_ 0]

back yet again

I literally can't believe that someone would open a new screen name to just log in and say this a few pages into a thread!TopDollar, TopDollarisback, GreatAtLife.

[Jeepster80125 0]

You know, this joke had been getting old for a while now, but I think it's time to be retired. When idiots are asking what it means, and then using it to bash other idiots, it's time to call it quits. Hang it up.

Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad. Good point though.

I literally can't believe that someone would open a new screen name to just log in and say this a few pages into a thread!TopDollar, TopDollarisback, GreatAtLife.

You forgot IveyWannaBe. This is either 5 or 6.

[finztotheleft 0]

lol, Iknew this thread would be fun!Too much masturbating is all in the hand of the beholder. Maybe like 6 or more times a day

You could get a blow up doll............

[Kuge 0]

geez...i'm gone for few days and all this madness occurs