Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed.My family is much more awesome than yours. (False) Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I swear to you that this is true. I know it sounds like it's made up, but it's not: I was just woken up by my brother blaring – and, I swear... singing along to -- Nickelback from his bedroom. So I banged on the wall to get him to turn it down. It didn't work. I got up, went to yell at him about what the hell was wrong with him? or that Nickelback sucks more cock than an abortion clinic in that certain, grim future in which males get pregnant, and the birth canal is the urethra. What I saw was the gayest thing I've ever seen: my brother and his two friends, shirtless, singing along to Nickelback, while posing in the mirror. They might as well be shirtless, brushing horses on the beach...while listening the Nickelback. I'm going back to bed.Holy ****.And I thought that fact that my roommate's alarm goes off at 7am EVERY ****ING MORNING whether he is here or not and sounds like it is playing in my room, was bad. I feel a lot better. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Be happy you showed up after they'd already blown each other and had moved on to the Nickelback celebration phase. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 My family is much more awesome than yours. (False)You have no idea what a little prick this kid is...The other day, though, I was reading at our dad's house, and he was on Myspace something stupid. He got a call from his sunday school teacher, reminding him that he had to come to their prolly-off-the-hook Christmas party. He covered the mouthpiece and asked me what he should say. I told him without looking up: "tell him you have sars." He did. He says that the guy sounded really pissed, and just said "bye," kinda' angry. Then, in a rare moment of humor, he said "happy holidays." ...And then he posed shirtless to Nickelback. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You have no idea what a little prick this kid is...The other day, though, I was reading at our dad's house, and he was on Myspace something stupid. He got a call from his sunday school teacher, reminding him that he had to come to their prolly-off-the-hook Christmas party. He covered the mouthpiece and asked me what he should say. I told him without looking up: "tell him you have sars." He did. He says that the guy sounded really pissed, and just said "bye," kinda' angry. Then, in a rare moment of humor, he said "happy holidays." ...And then he posed shirtless to Nickelback.How old is he? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 How old is he?I'm not sure. 17 or 18. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 This is them, right?http://www.icyhotstunta.com/BTW, on behalf of Canada, I apologise for the existence of Nickelback. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 This is them, right?http://www.icyhotstunta.com/BTW, on behalf of Canada, I apologise for the existence of Nickelback.Close enough. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Be happy you showed up after they'd already blown each other and had moved on to the Nickelback celebration phase.My initial reaction was to applaud for this funny post, but then I started to wonder how you acquired your knowledge of such things.this is me running away from this thread......................... Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I'm sorry I even came in here. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than that Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than thatIts true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.Nicccccce. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.That's freaking gold! Well done, Ronnie. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 and I thought my family sucked.. you win. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.wait, I don't think Davis was there that time Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides.well played. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.You've outdone yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 :wondering if I'm the only one that thinks Dutch's brother is kind of awesome in a very douchey way face: Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.Now...Laettner is a good looking guy, so maybe I am off base with what I am about to post...BUT, SHAQ was on that team that had Laettner on it. Where was he in all this? I refuse to believe that you aren't a size queen, and any dream sequence in a Miami Heat Locker room shower MUST include all 7-2, 18", 330+ pounds of SHAQ.I am perplexed by this omission. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Now...Laettner is a good looking guy, so maybe I am off base with what I am about to post...BUT, SHAQ was on that team that had Laettner on it. Where was he in all this? I refuse to believe that you aren't a size queen, and any dream sequence in a Miami Heat Locker room shower MUST include all 7-2, 18", 330+ pounds of SHAQ.I am perplexed by this omission.Yum. Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.Holy ****!!! This is the best post on the forum EVER AINEC!They should just close down the site, it doesn't get better that this! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than thatHow the hell did we wind up like this? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I've had anal sex with men that was less gay than that Its true, I was there.This onetime, when I was working as a towel boy for the Miami Heat, while Christian Laettner was on the team, I came into the shower to give him a towel, he asked me to towel him off. I declined, then he cued up his shot against Kentucky and I was turned on, so I did it. Then, Brian Davis and Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill all came out of the fog of the shower naked, we all had a circle jerk with Mike Kczyhaskdthkski blowing a whistle like we were doing suicides. Finally, we all came on a leather basketball and Laettner put the splooge on his chest by rubbing the ball between his nipples and I towled it off. I now have that towel in a frame. Its a 3D frame since the towel is crinkled up and wont lay flat, but still. That day wasn't as gay as your brother and his friends were this morning.Sorry, stream on consciousness typing took over.Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
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