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I bought one of those WPT $5 dollar lotto tickets the other day, and actually thought i won $40 when my AJ beat my opponents 99 on a board of 798107. Then after attempting to turn the lottery ticket in for my $40, i reread the board once the cashier said it was invalid, and realized my straight was crushed by a full house./liferigged

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I bought one of those WPT $5 dollar lotto tickets the other day, and actually thought i won $40 when my AJ beat my opponents 99 on a board of 798107. Then after attempting to turn the lottery ticket in for my $40, i reread the board once the cashier said it was invalid, and realized my straight was crushed by a full house./liferigged
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Those things are hideous dude. I bought a couple after one of the guys at a local SnG said he won $250 off one. You'll see more Royal Flushes than you ever thought possible on those tickets. (and they'll be for the dealer after you make 4 of a kind)

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Those things are hideous dude. I bought a couple after one of the guys at a local SnG said he won $250 off one. You'll see more Royal Flushes than you ever thought possible on those tickets. (and they'll be for the dealer after you make 4 of a kind)
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I bought one of those WPT $5 dollar lotto tickets the other day, and actually thought i won $40 when my AJ beat my opponents 99 on a board of 798107. Then after attempting to turn the lottery ticket in for my $40, i reread the board once the cashier said it was invalid, and realized my straight was crushed by a full house./liferigged
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i love these games. i scratch them slowly, because its very easy to predict the last card when you have quad 9s vs 78c on a 5c9c9s5s board. the river ist he 6c, you just scratch it slowly hoping you wont get one outered..

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i love these games. i scratch them slowly, because its very easy to predict the last card when you have quad 9s vs 78c on a 5c9c9s5s board. the river ist he 6c, you just scratch it slowly hoping you wont get one outered..
I love reading your posts and being reminded of the single worst moment of my childhood by your avatar.
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I love reading your posts and being reminded of the single worst moment of my childhood by your avatar.
tyty, i remember that moment like itw as yesterday..bottom of the 9th, two out, mitch wild thing williams pitching... you know the rest
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I bought one of those WPT $5 dollar lotto tickets the other day, and actually thought i won $40 when my AJ beat my opponents 99 on a board of 798107. Then after attempting to turn the lottery ticket in for my $40, i reread the board once the cashier said it was invalid, and realized my straight was crushed by a full house./liferigged
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Don't let if put you on tilt. It will totally screw up your lottery skills.

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LMFAO i did the same shyt when i was visiting fam. up in indiana, bought one by the ohio/ky border in indiana, hit like two pair, though it was good... turned it in to get my money and the cashier told me i lost. i felt like the indiana lottery took a fat shyt on me emotionally

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