A Dream I Had Today

[troyomac 0]

Ok, I am someone who dreams a lot, however I rarely remember what I dream. Usually it is really great stuff that I think would make a great book or movie, but then a couple minutes after I wake up, I forget everything entirely. This however, is one of the times when I remember everything perfectly, and really wish I could forget it. It was a dream that will haunt me for months, and it's all thanks to FCP.It was a very fast dream. It started out with me playing hockey. I was on a breakaway actually, skating in fast on the goalie to take a shot. As I approached the net, I glanced down at the puck for a second, then looked back up only to notice the goalie was missing from the net. "What the hell", I thought to myself. "Where is he?". I looked over to my left, and the goalie was standing by the boards, naked and furiously masturbating. So naturally, when I turned to look that way, I also started skating that way, unable to stop or even slow down. I only have one out at this point, one chance to not touch his **** as I skate by him. So I try and duck under it. It was at this point that I noticed that I too wasn't wearing a shirt, and when I bent down to try and skate under his manhood, I feel it resting on my back. I then awoke and got very angry at the forums..grrrrr

[flyingdonkey 0]

Ok, I am someone who dreams a lot, however I rarely remember what I dream. Usually it is really great stuff that I think would make a great book or movie, but then a couple minutes after I wake up, I forget everything entirely. This however, is one of the times when I remember everything perfectly, and really wish I could forget it. It was a dream that will haunt me for months, and it's all thanks to FCP.It was a very fast dream. It started out with me playing hockey. I was on a breakaway actually, skating in fast on the goalie to take a shot. As I approached the net, I glanced down at the puck for a second, then looked back up only to notice the goalie was missing from the net. "What the hell", I thought to myself. "Where is he?". I looked over to my left, and the goalie was standing by the boards, naked and furiously masturbating. So naturally, when I turned to look that way, I also started skating that way, unable to stop or even slow down. I only have one out at this point, one chance to not touch his **** as I skate by him. So I try and duck under it. It was at this point that I noticed that I too wasn't wearing a shirt, and when I bent down to try and skate under his manhood, I feel it resting on my back. I then awoke and got very angry at the forums..grrrrr

LMAO! Damn Canadians...

[zsta2k6 0]

Ok, I am someone who dreams a lot, however I rarely remember what I dream. Usually it is really great stuff that I think would make a great book or movie, but then a couple minutes after I wake up, I forget everything entirely. This however, is one of the times when I remember everything perfectly, and really wish I could forget it. It was a dream that will haunt me for months, and it's all thanks to FCP.It was a very fast dream. It started out with me playing hockey. I was on a breakaway actually, skating in fast on the goalie to take a shot. As I approached the net, I glanced down at the puck for a second, then looked back up only to notice the goalie was missing from the net. "What the hell", I thought to myself. "Where is he?". I looked over to my left, and the goalie was standing by the boards, naked and furiously masturbating. So naturally, when I turned to look that way, I also started skating that way, unable to stop or even slow down. I only have one out at this point, one chance to not touch his **** as I skate by him. So I try and duck under it. It was at this point that I noticed that I too wasn't wearing a shirt, and when I bent down to try and skate under his manhood, I feel it resting on my back. I then awoke and got very angry at the forums..grrrrr

Channeling el capitan.Must suck to transform into someone who has bigger nipples than you have a penis. (not saying much... 12 inch nipples are hard to compete with)

[_OutKicked_ 0]

dreaming this is one thingremembering it is anothersharing it with the forums is rather ballsy

[wsox8 10]

very strange.. Dreams from last night I are mostly about playing some online poker and I thought that Iverson got traded from the nuggets to the Celtics in one night.. Yeah I play too much cards.

[bleacherbum3 9]

That's a little disturbing but sadly believeable.

[Captain Tom 0]

I'll have to get back to you on the outcome

[HangukMiguk 8]

I'll have to get back to you on the outcome

this is not me. but it is funny.

[troyomac 0]

dreaming this is one thingremembering it is anothersharing it with the forums is rather ballsy

True, but I can't help but laugh about it afterward...I mean you can't control what you dream right?I only hoped that the forum could appreciate this for it's comedic value...and yes it's 100% true...I'm not funny enough to make this up.

[thehidden 0]

Channeling el capitan.Must suck to transform into someone who has bigger nipples than you have a penis. (not saying much... 12 cm are really easy to compete with)

FYP...we all know Ray is hung like a moose....a female moose but a moose none the less

[SweetDaddyFreak 0]

Thats kinda weirdI had a dream I was playing goalie and this guy was on a breakaway and since I figured he would score, I thought I'd score myself and he kep coming at me. I guess the hockey player was gay cause he tried to join me jerking off. Fag.

[Dogpatch 2]

I'll have to get back to you on the outcome

this is not me. but it is funny.

I concur.

[Canuckickstan 2]

I thought it was funny and if you were going to make something up, it would never be this gay, right ???