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Have you seen the Best Buy commercial where the couple comes into the room and the hot babe clicks on the plasma and it's a fireplace, table is set perfectly, mood music playing......What in the hell does Best Buy sell that invokes that kind of reaction out of a woman? I got that reaction one time. It took a rather large diamond to produce such a reaction. I gotta know... WHAT IS IN THAT BOX?

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Have you seen the Best Buy commercial where the couple comes into the room and the hot babe clicks on the plasma and it's a fireplace, table is set perfectly, mood music playing......What in the hell does Best Buy sell that invokes that kind of reaction out of a woman? I got that reaction one time. It took a rather large diamond to produce such a reaction. I gotta know... WHAT IS IN THAT BOX?
Are you trying to ask what makes woman happy?Because don't.Oh, and there was a universal remote in the box. They didn't show the model throwing it at the dude's head.
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I can't come up with anything clever to respond to this with, and that makes me sad. Here are a couple of the failed ideas I ran through:David WilliamsA huge porn collection?Does Best Buy sell 50" Plasma vibrators?I've got nothin'.

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Are you trying to ask what makes woman happy?Because don't.Oh, and there was a universal remote in the box. They didn't show the model throwing it at the dude's head.
What makes women happy is driving others crazy. Including themselves.Don't tell a woman tell this to a woman though, she will see it as an invitation to drive you crazy and believe me, she doesn't need an invitation.-Bearp.s. my favorite bumper sticker of all time is "No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her sht!"
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What makes women happy is driving others crazy. Including themselves.Don't tell a woman tell this to a woman though, she will see it as an invitation to drive you crazy and believe me, she doesn't need an invitation.-Bearp.s. my favorite bumper sticker of all time is "No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her ****!"
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Have you seen the Best Buy commercial where the couple comes into the room and the hot babe clicks on the plasma and it's a fireplace, table is set perfectly, mood music playing......What in the hell does Best Buy sell that invokes that kind of reaction out of a woman? I got that reaction one time. It took a rather large diamond to produce such a reaction. I gotta know... WHAT IS IN THAT BOX?
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If I were the guy who had the Extenze joke account, I would make a post about how Extenze would produce that reaction.It could also be a nude, well-hung black man with a "From your husband!" sign taped to his chest. You know... if it were my exgirlfriend.Also, if it were my exgirlfriend, it could be:- a fifth of Popov- a cucumber- a liter of Popov- 2 fifths of Popov- a bag of weed- 2 bags of weed- 25 dollars (to be spent on booze or weed)- a bag of weed and a fifth of PopovWang

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