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Once again, late in a big tourney. The Sunday Warm Up. 45 left with 1st 40k. Me and donkey above average. First witness the ****ing donkey not finding the fold button and then like every ****ing time deep in a tourney, Lee ****ing pays off the donkey. Anyone who thinks their RNG is not ****ed up, is crazy. Say all you want about Party, this **** didn't happen with anywhere near the regularity.okerStars Game #7386098074: Tournament #37165638, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (5000/10000) - 2006/12/10 - 16:59:54 (ET)Table '37165638 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: grabskia (53880 in chips) Seat 2: PikkuHUMPPA (73988 in chips) Seat 3: _VNT_ (71620 in chips) Seat 4: gs02xzz (228301 in chips) Seat 5: macay (51796 in chips) Seat 6: Hickboy (441341 in chips) Seat 7: jlewis10748 (192509 in chips) Seat 8: rdog7811 (181212 in chips) Seat 9: holla@yoboy (366395 in chips) grabskia: posts the ante 500PikkuHUMPPA: posts the ante 500_VNT_: posts the ante 500gs02xzz: posts the ante 500macay: posts the ante 500Hickboy: posts the ante 500jlewis10748: posts the ante 500rdog7811: posts the ante 500holla@yoboy: posts the ante 500grabskia: posts small blind 5000PikkuHUMPPA: posts big blind 10000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to rdog7811 [Kd Kc]_VNT_: folds gs02xzz: folds macay: folds Hickboy: folds jlewis10748: raises 20000 to 30000rdog7811: raises 50000 to 80000holla@yoboy: folds grabskia: folds PikkuHUMPPA: folds jlewis10748: raises 112009 to 192009 and is all-inrdog7811: calls 100712 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [8h 9h 2h]*** TURN *** [8h 9h 2h] [8d]*** RIVER *** [8h 9h 2h 8d] [Ad]*** SHOW DOWN ***jlewis10748: shows [Js Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)rdog7811: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Eights)jlewis10748 collected 380924 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 380924 | Rake 0 Board [8h 9h 2h 8d Ad]Seat 1: grabskia (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: PikkuHUMPPA (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: _VNT_ folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: gs02xzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: macay folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Hickboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: jlewis10748 showed [Js Ah] and won (380924) with two pair, Aces and EightsSeat 8: rdog7811 showed [Kd Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and EightsSeat 9: holla@yoboy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Sucks, f Stars. Calm down though or today is going to be very expensive.lolmonkeytiltaments
rdog and i are gonna hold hands and jump... anyone wants to join can come
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you are above this rdog. KK vs A-rag is a notorious heartbreaker, can't do much more besides get your money in good.
On Full Tilt this week I have:a) raised HUGE and been called with A rag, rag hits flop, I push, and get called with either Ace hitting or rag hitting again.b)All in against QQ and guy hits back door flush after flop.My kings have been cracked atleast 10 times this week with me getting my money in as favorite every time...I feel you pain, and it is not just stars now...
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deep in 3r right now, yawn*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to markysals11 [Js Ah]dcrox: folds RobDaBank: folds starboardman: folds IMTheWalrus8: folds JoHnNy$tack$: folds MUCHACHON: raises 8000 to 16000beachbumson: folds markysals11: raises 272000 to 288000MUCHACHON: calls 59982 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [7c Ks 2h]*** TURN *** [7c Ks 2h] [Qh]*** RIVER *** [7c Ks 2h Qh] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***markysals11: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace)MUCHACHON: shows [7s Ac] (a pair of Sevens)MUCHACHON collected 159164 from pot

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deep in 3r right now, yawn*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to markysals11 [Js Ah]dcrox: folds RobDaBank: folds starboardman: folds IMTheWalrus8: folds JoHnNy$tack$: folds MUCHACHON: raises 8000 to 16000beachbumson: folds markysals11: raises 272000 to 288000MUCHACHON: calls 59982 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [7c Ks 2h]*** TURN *** [7c Ks 2h] [Qh]*** RIVER *** [7c Ks 2h Qh] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***markysals11: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace)MUCHACHON: shows [7s Ac] (a pair of Sevens)MUCHACHON collected 159164 from pot
a7 is teh nutz you know
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deep in 3r right now, yawn*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to markysals11 [Js Ah]dcrox: folds RobDaBank: folds starboardman: folds IMTheWalrus8: folds JoHnNy$tack$: folds MUCHACHON: raises 8000 to 16000beachbumson: folds markysals11: raises 272000 to 288000MUCHACHON: calls 59982 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [7c Ks 2h]*** TURN *** [7c Ks 2h] [Qh]*** RIVER *** [7c Ks 2h Qh] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***markysals11: shows [Js Ah] (high card Ace)MUCHACHON: shows [7s Ac] (a pair of Sevens)MUCHACHON collected 159164 from pot
Yeah, MUCHACHON plays 100 NL and he sucks *** at that too.
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I make one huge laydown, call off some chips when I knew I was beat, and then this....PokerStars Game #7388941716: Tournament #37135972, $615+$35 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/10 - 20:09:45 (ET)Table '37135972 91' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: dogsballs (4670 in chips) Seat 2: AAsnake88 (940 in chips) Seat 3: oneal7 (3112 in chips) Seat 4: dwd_ (2425 in chips) Seat 5: IamAllinVV (3460 in chips) Seat 6: GKD33 (6698 in chips) Seat 7: gotmilk (3145 in chips) Seat 8: BKiCe (1570 in chips) Seat 9: runningriot9 (2550 in chips) dwd_: posts small blind 50IamAllinVV: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to AAsnake88 [Ks As]GKD33: folds gotmilk: raises 200 to 300BKiCe: folds runningriot9: folds runningriot9 said, "not that hag"dogsballs: folds AAsnake88: raises 640 to 940 and is all-inoneal7: folds dwd_: folds IamAllinVV: folds gotmilk: calls 640*** FLOP *** [5d Th Ad]*** TURN *** [5d Th Ad] [Qd]*** RIVER *** [5d Th Ad Qd] [Td]*** SHOW DOWN ***gotmilk: shows [Kd Qc] (a flush, Ace high)AAsnake88: shows [Ks As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)gotmilk collected 2030 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2030 | Rake 0 Board [5d Th Ad Qd Td]Seat 1: dogsballs folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: AAsnake88 showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Aces and TensSeat 3: oneal7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: dwd_ (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: IamAllinVV (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: GKD33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: gotmilk showed [Kd Qc] and won (2030) with a flush, Ace highSeat 8: BKiCe folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: runningriot9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)gg PCA

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I make one huge laydown, call off some chips when I knew I was beat, and then this....PokerStars Game #7388941716: Tournament #37135972, $615+$35 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/10 - 20:09:45 (ET)Table '37135972 91' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: dogsballs (4670 in chips) Seat 2: AAsnake88 (940 in chips) Seat 3: oneal7 (3112 in chips) Seat 4: dwd_ (2425 in chips) Seat 5: IamAllinVV (3460 in chips) Seat 6: GKD33 (6698 in chips) Seat 7: gotmilk (3145 in chips) Seat 8: BKiCe (1570 in chips) Seat 9: runningriot9 (2550 in chips) dwd_: posts small blind 50IamAllinVV: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to AAsnake88 [Ks As]GKD33: folds gotmilk: raises 200 to 300BKiCe: folds runningriot9: folds runningriot9 said, "not that hag"dogsballs: folds AAsnake88: raises 640 to 940 and is all-inoneal7: folds dwd_: folds IamAllinVV: folds gotmilk: calls 640*** FLOP *** [5d Th Ad]*** TURN *** [5d Th Ad] [Qd]*** RIVER *** [5d Th Ad Qd] [Td]*** SHOW DOWN ***gotmilk: shows [Kd Qc] (a flush, Ace high)AAsnake88: shows [Ks As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)gotmilk collected 2030 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2030 | Rake 0 Board [5d Th Ad Qd Td]Seat 1: dogsballs folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: AAsnake88 showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Aces and TensSeat 3: oneal7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: dwd_ (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: IamAllinVV (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: GKD33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: gotmilk showed [Kd Qc] and won (2030) with a flush, Ace highSeat 8: BKiCe folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: runningriot9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)gg PCA
I rest my case.
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While we're all posting stars bad beats:PokerStars Game #7388607463: Tournament #37163226, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/12/10 - 19:47:35 (ET)Table '37163226 86' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: robbie redbi (4840 in chips) Seat 2: YLLSJWOYG (1925 in chips) Seat 3: phita45 (4355 in chips) Seat 4: GrinderMJ (3715 in chips) Seat 5: wndsnb (2840 in chips) Seat 6: mytables.com (2580 in chips) Seat 7: Snowbound70 (2710 in chips) Seat 9: Schezuan (2535 in chips) robbie redbi: posts small blind 25YLLSJWOYG: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GrinderMJ [5s 5h]phita45: raises 100 to 150GrinderMJ: calls 150wndsnb: calls 150mytables.com: folds Snowbound70: folds talgil is connected Schezuan: folds robbie redbi: folds YLLSJWOYG: calls 100*** FLOP *** [8d 8c 5d]YLLSJWOYG: checks phita45: bets 250GrinderMJ: raises 3315 to 3565 and is all-inwndsnb: folds YLLSJWOYG: folds phita45: calls 3315*** TURN *** [8d 8c 5d] [Kh]*** RIVER *** [8d 8c 5d Kh] [2d]GrinderMJ said, "lol"GrinderMJ said, "gg"Oh, he had kk

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PokerStars Game #7389824921: Tournament #37795865, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/12/10 - 21:06:28 (ET)Table '37795865 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: str8frush (1285 in chips) Seat 2: PokeHerPros (2905 in chips) Seat 3: ZHARIM (2030 in chips) Seat 4: My four J's (3135 in chips) Seat 5: bigdog6391 (1060 in chips) Seat 7: CarouselJim (1100 in chips) Seat 8: wazoos53 (1985 in chips) CarouselJim: posts small blind 25wazoos53: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to PokeHerPros [Kc Kd]str8frush: raises 200 to 250PokeHerPros: raises 350 to 600ZHARIM: folds My four J's: folds bigdog6391: folds CarouselJim: folds wazoos53: folds str8frush: raises 685 to 1285 and is all-inPokeHerPros: calls 685*** FLOP *** [8d 5s As]*** TURN *** [8d 5s As] [Qd]*** RIVER *** [8d 5s As Qd] [7h]*** SHOW DOWN ***str8frush: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)PokeHerPros: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)str8frush collected 2645 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2645 | Rake 0 Board [8d 5s As Qd 7h]Seat 1: str8frush showed [Qc Qh] and won (2645) with three of a kind, QueensSeat 2: PokeHerPros showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 3: ZHARIM folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: My four J's folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: bigdog6391 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: CarouselJim (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: wazoos53 (big blind) folded before Flop

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