Saturday Night Ahl Ticker

[digitalmonkey 929]

Canadian Gothic (15-12-1 31 points)1. Matthew Lombardi - CGY 2. Tyler Arnason - COL 3. Darcy Tucker - TOR OT Assist4. Todd White - MIN Assist5. Mike York - NYI 6. Nils Ekman - PIT 7. Zbynek Michalek - PHO 8. Steve Eminger - WAS 9. Kevin Dallman - LOS 10. Keith Carney - MIN G. Boston Bruins (vs. Toronto) -0.5Dirty Trix (10-17-1 21 points)1. Paul Stastny - COL OT Assist Goal Assist2. Daymond Langkow - CGY Assist3. Sami Kapanen - PHI Goal4. Scott Mellanby - ATL Assist5. Josh Green - VAN 6. John Leclair - PIT7. Ian White - TOR 8. Ben Clymer - WAS 9. Jamie Rivers - STL Scratched10. Colin White - NJG. Detroit Red Wings (vs. Nashville) -3-------------------------------------Rug Rats (19-8-1 39 points)1. Brendan Shanahan - NYR OT 2. Patrick Marleau - SJ3. Brian Rolston - MIN Assist4. Mike Knuble - PHI Goal5. Saku Koivu - MON Goal6. David Vyborny - CBJ7. Brian Rafalski - NJ 8. Kyle McLaren - SJ 9. Bryan Allen - FLA 10. Mark Giordano - CGYG. Minnesota Wild (vs. Columbus) -2.5Shoot Loose (21-5-2 44 points)1. Evgeni Malkin - PIT OT Goal2. Marc Savard - BOS Goal3. Patrick Elias - NJ4. Alex Frolov - LOS Goal5. Nick Zherdev - CLB Assist Goal6. Woltek Wolski - COL Assist Assist Goal Assist7. Joni Pitkanen - PHI Assist8. Sami Salo - VAN9. Kimmo Timonen - NAS Goal Assist10. Lukas Krajicek - VANG. Detroit Red Wings (vs. Nashville) -3-------------------------------------Cheap Thieves (12-16-0 24 points)1. Keith Tkachuk - STL OT 2. Olli Jokinen - FLA 3. Simon Gagne - PHI Assist Goal Goal4. Alexei Kovalev - MON Goal Assist5. Lee Stempniak - STL 6. Henrik Sedin - VAN Assist7. Tom Poti - NYI 8. Aaron Ward - NYR 9. Roman Hamrlik - CGY 10. Sandis Ozolinsh - NYR G. San Jose Sharks (vs. New Jersey)Red Ravens (14-13-1 29 points)1. Jaromir Jagr - NYR Goal Assist2. Bill Guerin - STL 3. Milan Michalek - SJ OT Out - arm injury4. Danius Zubrus - WAS Assist5. Yannic Perreault - PHO Goal6. Ladisalv Nagy - PHO 7. Ed Jovanovski - PHO Assist8. Marek Zidlicky - NAS Assist Goal Assist9. Christian Backman - STL 10. Alexei Zhitnik - NYI AssistG. Montreal Canadiens (vs. Philadelphia) -2-------------------------------------Mustangs (14-13-1 29 points)1. Joe Sakic - COL OT 2. Paul Kariya - NAS Goal3. Kyle Wellwood - TOR4. Brian Gionta - NJ5. Doug Weight - STL6. Chuck Kobasew - CGY7. Robyn Regehr - CGY8. Brooks Orpik - PIT9. Martin Skoula - MIN Assist10. Nick Boynton - PHOG. Nashville Predators (vs. Detroit) -1Legend Killers (15-12-1 31 points)1. Marco Sturm - BOS Assist2. Petr Prucha - NYR OT 3. Taylor Pyatt - VAN 4. Petr Cajanek - STL 5. Jiri Hudler - DET 6. Colby Armstrong - PIT 7. Shae Weber - NAS 8. Petteri Nummelin - MIN 9. Nick Schultz - MIN 10. Barret Jackman - STL G. Calgary Flames (vs. Los Angeles) -1.5-------------------------------------Ghosts of Elvis (13-15-0 26 points)1. Jason Blake - NYI Goal Goal2. Milan Hejduk - COL Questionable - illness3. Alexei Ponikarovsky - TOR4. Shane Doan - PHO 5. David Legwand - NAS Assist6. Joe Thornton - SJ OT Goal7. Dion Phaneuf - CGY8. Brad Stuart - BOS9. Dan Hamhuis - NAS Assist10. Hal Gill - TOR G. Nashville Predators (vs. Detroit) -1Purple Hearts (11-17-0 22 points)1. Mark Recchi - PIT OT 2. Markus Naslund - VAN Assist3. Bobby Holik - ATL 4. Sergei Samsonov - MTL Assist5. Derek Armstrong - LOS 6. Richard Park - NYI Goal7. Brian McCabe - TOR Assist8. Kevin Bieksa - VAN Goal9. Paul Mara - BOS 10. Kurtis Foster - MIN G. Calgary Flames (vs. Los Angeles) -1.5-------------------------------------SCOREBOARDCanadian Gothic 0.5Dirty Trix 1 WINRug Rats 0Shoot Loose 6 WINCheap Thieves 4.5 WINRed Ravens 4 Mustangs 0.5 WINLegend Killers -1 Ghosts of Elvis 3WINPurple Hearts 2

[serge 904]

Add a boy DM...I love the ticker on Saturday nite

[digitalmonkey 929]

A big bonus for Daniel with Red Ravens' OT player out.NOTE: I'm thinking the Detroit-Nashville game will be closely watched by a few AHL owners here.

[DanielNegreanu 141]

Zubrus will score 6 goals and I'll lose 9-8.5 tonight. I'm flying back to Vegas right now and when I get back home I'll have more time to veg and watch hockey every night. Went the Griffins game last night and they beat the Wolves, who had a 13-4-1 record.

[digitalmonkey 929]

Zubrus will score 6 goals and I'll lose 9-8.5 tonight. I'm flying back to Vegas right now and when I get back home I'll have more time to veg and watch hockey every night. Went the Griffins game last night and they beat the Wolves, who had a 13-4-1 record.

Have a safe flight. I predict you'll be last in the division when you wake up in the morning afternoon.

[DanielNegreanu 141]

Have a safe flight. I predict you'll be last in the division when you wake up in the morning afternoon.

Honestly, this losing streak really doesn't even phase me all that much. My team is simply not good enough right now to compete with Shoot Loose, M's, Dawgs, etc. I knew that coming into the season, as I'm not quite as delusional as Serge. Our conference is so weak, though, that my team could easily make the playoffs. However, the power in my team is the dynasty that is being molded for the future:F Anze Kopitar, LA. F Jason Pominville, Buf.F Alexander Semin, Was.F Corey Perry, Ana.F Lee Stempniak, Stl.F Jussi Jokinen, Dal.F Bobby Ryan, Ana. 22 14-22-36 OHLF Benoit Pouliot, Min. 15 11-4-15 AHLF Kyle Okposo, Nyi. 13 9-7-16 NCAAF Nicklas Bergfor, NJ. 14 7-6-13 AHLF T.J. Oshi, Stl. 12 2-7-9 NCAAF Petr Kalus, Bos. AHLD Brent Seabrook, Chi.D Marc-Edouard, Vlasic, SJ.D Ivan Vishevskiy, Dal. 20 5-13-20 QMJHLD Alex Goligoski, PIT. 13 4-9-13 (leads all defensemen in the nation) NCAAD Mark Katic, JR. 24 3-4-17 OHLD Kris Russell, Clb. 26 13-16-29 WHLD Marc-Andre Gragnani, Buf. 22 6-23-29 QMJHLD Dustin Kohn, Nyi. 21 2-22-24 WHLG Henrik Lundqvist, NYR.G Roberto Luongo, VAN.G Toskala, Nabakov, SJ. Not to mention, that other players will still be in their prime the next few seasons: Olli Jokinen, Fla., Simon Gagne, Phi., Henrik Sedin, Van. You might not be scared right now Serge, but looking at that lineup for the next 10 years is going to leave you with constant migranes.

[serge 904]

Honestly, this losing streak really doesn't even phase me all that much. My team is simply not good enough right now to compete with Shoot Loose, M's, Dawgs, etc. I knew that coming into the season, as I'm not quite as delusional as Serge. Our conference is so weak, though, that my team could easily make the playoffs. However, the power in my team is the dynasty that is being molded for the future:F Anze Kopitar, LA. F Jason Pominville, Buf.F Alexander Semin, Was.F Corey Perry, Ana.F Lee Stempniak, Stl.F Jussi Jokinen, Dal.F Bobby Ryan, Ana. 22 14-22-36 OHLF Benoit Pouliot, Min. 15 11-4-15 AHLF Kyle Okposo, Nyi. 13 9-7-16 NCAAF Nicklas Bergfor, NJ. 14 7-6-13 AHLF T.J. Oshi, Stl. 12 2-7-9 NCAAF Petr Kalus, Bos. AHLD Brent Seabrook, Chi.D Marc-Edouard, Vlasic, SJ.D Ivan Vishevskiy, Dal. 20 5-13-20 QMJHLD Alex Goligoski, PIT. 13 4-9-13 (leads all defensemen in the nation) NCAAD Mark Katic, JR. 24 3-4-17 OHLD Kris Russell, Clb. 26 13-16-29 WHLD Marc-Andre Gragnani, Buf. 22 6-23-29 QMJHLD Dustin Kohn, Nyi. 21 2-22-24 WHLG Henrik Lundqvist, NYR.G Roberto Luongo, VAN.G Toskala, Nabakov, SJ. Not to mention, that other players will still be in their prime the next few seasons: Olli Jokinen, Fla., Simon Gagne, Phi., Henrik Sedin, Van. You might not be scared right now Serge, but looking at that lineup for the next 10 years is going to leave you with constant migranes.

Very funny...it seems like every year you are building for the future...and then you end up last...Happened last year and will happen this year...Maybe not last but definetely behind me...There is one thing you guys dont get ....There is more than one way to build a championship winner..You can stockpile your draftpicks and Okposo and Oshis...But my players actually get pts...A wellwood this year is worth 4 okposos in the future...Its going to take you guys a while to figure out my strategy but by then it will be too late...Your theory seems to be the more young players you have the better..WRONG..not all young players are Crosby and Malkin...You have PROSPECTS and thats all they are PROSPECTS...maybe one day they will produce in the league like Afinogenov, Wellwood, Gionta and Penner...Have a safe flight and when you are flying over the Grand Canyon you should look at it and say"wow that hole in the ground is sort of like my team...HUGE HOLE to fill..

[digitalmonkey 929]

Its going to take you guys a while to figure out my strategy but by then it will be too late...

THANK YOU! I had hockey and beer, all I needed was a good laugh. Tghank uoui lkpoklllollololololololololol.

[TheDaveyG 6]

Zubrus will score 6 goals and I'll lose 9-8.5 tonight. I'm flying back to Vegas right now and when I get back home I'll have more time to veg and watch hockey every night. Went the Griffins game last night and they beat the Wolves, who had a 13-4-1 record.

Having Atlanta call up Coburn will hurt the Wolves, but they are still the best non-high school hockey team in Chicago.

[nell789 0]

Very funny...it seems like every year you are building for the future...and then you end up last...Happened last year and will happen this year...Maybe not last but definetely behind me...There is one thing you guys dont get ....There is more than one way to build a championship winner..You can stockpile your draftpicks and Okposo and Oshis...But my players actually get pts...A wellwood this year is worth 4 okposos in the future...Its going to take you guys a while to figure out my strategy but by then it will be too late...Your theory seems to be the more young players you have the better..WRONG..not all young players are Crosby and Malkin...You have PROSPECTS and thats all they are PROSPECTS...maybe one day they will produce in the league like Afinogenov, Wellwood, Gionta and Penner...Have a safe flight and when you are flying over the Grand Canyon you should look at it and say"wow that hole in the ground is sort of like my team...HUGE HOLE to fill..

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you make a post like this.AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

[serge 904]

lol thanks

[digitalmonkey 929]

Tucker charges Chara and hits him....Chara has yet to touch the puck by the way. Tucker then hits Savard in the face. Then he gets in a fight with Mara. RESULT: Toronto powerplay. LOL

[serge 904]

Tucker charges Chara and hits him....Chara has yet to touch the puck by the way. Tucker then hits Savard in the face. Then he gets in a fight with Mara. RESULT: Toronto powerplay. LOL

UHH HELLO You dont mention the fact that savard and Mara both went to attack Tucker

[Zach6668 513]

goooooooooooooooo Bruins!111 (by 2 goals or more)(also Philly by 1, Pitt by 2, and Phoenix by 2 for $1188.90)

[digitalmonkey 929]

UHH HELLO You dont mention the fact that savard and Mara both went to attack Tucker

By "went to attack" do you mean they said something nasty. Seriously, was Savard a real threat? What did he do? Tucker should have got a penalty for hitting him in the face.

[fryer98 30]

wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo MalkinGonchar 500th career point too.

[digitalmonkey 929]

Awesome, Carter decides tonight is the night he's gonna wake up...1 goal2 assists

[serge 904]

Awesome, Carter decides tonight is the night he's gonna wake up...1 goal2 assists

good move coach...HERE COME THE LEAFS

[digitalmonkey 929]

good move coach...HERE COME THE LEAFS

It's hard to know when I have so many good players. You have it easy; you only have 4 guys worth playing anyway.

[serge 904]

It's hard to know when I have so many good players. You have it easy; you only have 4 guys worth playing anyway.

Yeah Ok...my 14 th best forward scored again tonite...

[digitalmonkey 929]

Yeah Ok...my 14 th best forward scored again tonite...

Interesting...there's only 13 forwards on your active roster.

[serge 904]

Interesting...there's only 13 forwards on your active roster.

exactly...Veilleuix...Is on my reserve

[digitalmonkey 929]

exactly...Veilleuix...Is on my reserve

Oh, that's how you play this game. I'll post the NHL point totals of my farmhands and you do the same.Latendresse and nothing else is all I'd need to beat you.

[DanielNegreanu 141]

Very funny...it seems like every year you are building for the future...and then you end up last...Happened last year and will happen this year...Maybe not last but definetely behind me...There is one thing you guys dont get ....There is more than one way to build a championship winner..You can stockpile your draftpicks and Okposo and Oshis...But my players actually get pts...A wellwood this year is worth 4 okposos in the future...Its going to take you guys a while to figure out my strategy but by then it will be too late...Your theory seems to be the more young players you have the better..WRONG..not all young players are Crosby and Malkin...You have PROSPECTS and thats all they are PROSPECTS...maybe one day they will produce in the league like Afinogenov, Wellwood, Gionta and Penner...Have a safe flight and when you are flying over the Grand Canyon you should look at it and say"wow that hole in the ground is sort of like my team...HUGE HOLE to fill..

What a dummy, lol. This is the FIRST year I've EVER gone into a rebuilding mode. Thing is, the rest of the division is so bad, that even while rebuilding, my team is competetive with the others. By the way, no surprise on tonight's games. I've once again outscored all of my opponents in the AHL East thus far, but just happen to be playing the team with the highest score on the night as well. Serge, if you had my luck this year you'd be on suicide watch.

[digitalmonkey 929]

Serge, if you had my luck this year you'd be on suicide watch.

LMAO[this is where Serge will reply stating he did have very bad luck early in the season]