Funny Night Out

[jfmclean 0]

Was out playing the 1/2nl at my local casino (River Rock, Vancouver) last night where around midnight there are always a few drunken baffoons. This one guy sitting 2 to my left is really drunk and drinking wine. The guy to his left was drinking scotch. So the really drunk guy finishes some other drink with a lime in it, and proceeds to drop his used (sucked on) lime into the other guys scotch which was half full . The other guy is like what the **** are you doing, thats my drink! The other guy apologizes, the guy is steaming and says "so at least youll buy me another though right?" drunk guy obliges and calls the waitress over. he says "give me a shot of your WORST scotch". Then the guys like, well since I just paid for your drink, I may aswell enjoy that MOTHER****** and proceeds to pour that scotch into his wine (with the used lime) and stir it up with his finger. When the waitress returns with the scotch, the drunk guy is off taking a piss and the guy whos scotch it was says "that guy never said he was paying for my drink did he?" the waitress nods and he's like DAMMIT, and is forced to pay for his replacement drink himself. When the drunk guy returned the other guy demanded he buy him another drink, and the guy said "what are you talking about, I just got you one." LOL. On another note, later on im playing a single-table satellite to this tournament later in the week. 1st gets the seat, nobody else gets anything. 3 handed all about equal in chips. Old guy who is a terrible player and never protects his cards is on the button. Im on the BB with 73o waiting for him to act as he's playing with his chips. His cards were unprotected sitting right on the betting line, so the dealer goes and mucks them, and the SB folds. Just as im about to muck my hand and collect the antes the old guy on the button, who didnt realize his cards were mucked, says "RAISE" and tosses in a yellow (thousand) chip. I look over and I said "dude, do you even have any cards?" he was like, "what the ****, where did they go!" the dealer explains to him what happened and I proceed to show my 73 offsuit, he said he had KK to which I replied, "probably shouldnt fold that one." He steams off the rest of his stack the next hand and I proceed to take down the satellite.GG.

[Canuckickstan 2]

Your 7-3 off is a huge favorite over his imaginary hand. Funny.

[AceJackOffS 0]

did the old man have huge hands? because if he did he could have pulled the TJ and won the pot

[turd ferguson 1]

drunk guy obliges and calls the waitress over. he says "give me a shot of your WORST scotch". Then the guys like, well since I just paid for your drink, I may aswell enjoy that MOTHER FUCKER and proceeds to pour that scotch into his wine (with the used lime) and stir it up with his finger.

This really made me laugh for some reason, especially the bolded part. I would like to buy that jackass a beer.

[Steamed Rice 0]

he said he had KK to which I replied, "probably shouldnt fold that one."

LOLOLOLOLOLfriggin old people

[gatortom64 1]

LOLOLOLOLOLfriggin old people

Damn young whippersnappers... (muttering under breath)

[coesillian 0]

once he was done drinking my drink from his wine glass, I would bit down on lip, put my finger to my mouth when it was my turn to act and show him a bit of blood from my lip and say " must my herpes acting up again".

[showstopper24 0]

funny stories about the drunks