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Take her for a car ride and stop short. Or you could do the equivalent of a PF push and just ask her if she wants to **** right off the bat. You're 50% or better to hit on the flop. Then you can turn her and river on her face. Hmmm, was that over the top? I can never tell.

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Coach McGirck had the best plan ever:Tell her you have tickets to the Sympany and to meet you there. When you get there, tell her you left the tickets in your other jacket. Take her back to your place. Get drunk and do the nasty.

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I agree that it's cliched. The thing is, I'm not really that interested in this girl at all. She's decent looking. That's about it. Not incredibly intelligent.
So what, exactly, is the reason you're spending money on her??$22 bottle of wine for "not really interested in her" and "decent looking"??I'm thinking that, even if she puts out on the first date (questionable at best)this whole thing has an EV of-$22 for wine-$30 two movie tickets and popcorn/drinks-$50(ish) for dinner-$8 for 2 dvds..depending on whether you would have rented them anywayGrand total, - $ 110 EV...minimumBut have a great time :club:
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Dinner's alright, but no movie on the first date. Drinks is optimal, especially at a nice chill lounge, so you can sit and talk and get her trashed. I always invite girls back to watch the Will Ferrell Best of SNL DVD (1st volume- 2nd not so good). It's never failed... and if the girl won't watch it, or worse yet doesn't like it you ditch her, because she either A has no sense of humour, or B is unafraid to try new things.Regardless have a good time.

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5.) One in the pinky and one in the stinky
oh god, sig worthy.actually, new sig, for sure.God I love college.Trying to get with girls has become a fiasco of drunkingly rubbing up against a chick during some shitty rap song or impressing her with your beerpong skillz, followed by some enthusiastic making out in the middle of the party, followed by hooking up in the bathroom, or, if you're lucky, you're close enough to your apartment that you can walk back, where you proceed to bump uglies, usually hoping that she leaves before she passes out so you don't have to look at her in the morning.And if she's there in the morning, god forbid she doesn't get the hint, and stays to talk. God forbid.Obviously I have no advice for the OP... but flying donkey gave some great advice.
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oh god, sig worthy.actually, new sig, for sure.God I love college.Trying to get with girls has become a fiasco of drunkingly rubbing up against a chick during some shitty rap song or impressing her with your beerpong skillz, followed by some enthusiastic making out in the middle of the party, followed by hooking up in the bathroom, or, if you're lucky, you're close enough to your apartment that you can walk back, where you proceed to bump uglies, usually hoping that she leaves before she passes out so you don't have to look at her in the morning.And if she's there in the morning, god forbid she doesn't get the hint, and stays to talk. God forbid.Obviously I have no advice for the OP... but flying donkey gave some great advice.
if she's there in the morning before you pass out write a note on her (or for her) saying you want ur eggs sunny side up and white toast! proceed to fall back asleep
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That's why I never get laid!!
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So what, exactly, is the reason you're spending money on her??$22 bottle of wine for "not really interested in her" and "decent looking"??I'm thinking that, even if she puts out on the first date (questionable at best)this whole thing has an EV of-$22 for wine-$30 two movie tickets and popcorn/drinks-$50(ish) for dinner-$8 for 2 dvds..depending on whether you would have rented them anywayGrand total, - $ 110 EV...minimumBut have a great time :club:
That's a very good point. Maybe I'll keep the wine for some other time...I've got some Bud lite in the fridge for her. Also can stinge on the popcorn/drinks by not upsizing.
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That's a very good point. Maybe I'll keep the wine for some other time...I've got some Bud lite in the fridge for her. Also can stinge on the popcorn/drinks by not upsizing.
Uh, dude? Bud Light isn't exactly going to loosen a chick up. You might wanna reconsider that alcohol line.
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Heh....this reminds me of a couple months back when I was in Phoenix. My buddy was having this chick over that he had just met. He wanted to "spruce" up his apatment so she would think he's romantic. My girlfriend happened to be working at a store much like "Bed,Bath, and Beyond" and said he could come shopping there and she would help him out. A couple hours go by and my girlfriend calls me laughing her *** off, telling me he bought some ridiculous shit. Not wanting my buddy to blow it I head over to his place to see what he's done. As soon as I walk in, I see nothing too extreme, about 3 candles, a bottle of wine, and some rugs.......then.........He asks "Hey, how do I set this up ?" and pulls out a fucking bed canopy.....I immediately made him return it. RdynTMB.jpg

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Uh, dude? Bud Light isn't exactly going to loosen a chick up. You might wanna reconsider that alcohol line.
it's the roofies he'll slip her while she's staring scared at his life size blow up doll of Kathy Leibert that'll loosten that up
Heh....this reminds me of a couple months back when I was in Phoenix. My buddy was having this chick over that he had just met. He wanted to "spruce" up his apatment so she would think he's romantic. My girlfriend happened to be working at a store much like "Bed,Bath, and Beyond" and said he could come shopping there and she would help him out. A couple hours go by and my girlfriend calls me laughing her *** off, telling me he bought some ridiculous shit. Not wanting my buddy to blow it I head over to his place to see what he's done. As soon as I walk in, I see nothing too extreme, about 3 candles, a bottle of wine, and some rugs.......then.........He asks "Hey, how do I set this up ?" and pulls out a fucking bed canopy.....I immediately made him return it. RdynTMB.jpg
your gf is cooL!!
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So what, exactly, is the reason you're spending money on her??$22 bottle of wine for "not really interested in her" and "decent looking"??I'm thinking that, even if she puts out on the first date (questionable at best)this whole thing has an EV of-$22 for wine-$30 two movie tickets and popcorn/drinks-$50(ish) for dinner-$8 for 2 dvds..depending on whether you would have rented them anywayGrand total, - $ 110 EV...minimumBut have a great time :club:
Wow - $22 for wine? $50 for dinner? What is this, Chili's and Boones Farm? No wonder so many people fail miserably on dates.
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That's a very good point. Maybe I'll keep the wine for some other time...I've got some Bud lite in the fridge for her. Also can stinge on the popcorn/drinks by not upsizing.
i like the wine idea but you could downgrade to a bottle of andre for $3
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Uh, dude? Bud Light isn't exactly going to loosen a chick up. You might wanna reconsider that alcohol line.
I was just trying to stinge on the wine. Anyway, here's my postflop line. We're going for dinner and spend some time talking and drinking. Then I'll re-evaluate the situation.
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Heh....this reminds me of a couple months back when I was in Phoenix. My buddy was having this chick over that he had just met. He wanted to "spruce" up his apatment so she would think he's romantic. My girlfriend happened to be working at a store much like "Bed,Bath, and Beyond" and said he could come shopping there and she would help him out. A couple hours go by and my girlfriend calls me laughing her *** off, telling me he bought some ridiculous shit. Not wanting my buddy to blow it I head over to his place to see what he's done. As soon as I walk in, I see nothing too extreme, about 3 candles, a bottle of wine, and some rugs.......then.........He asks "Hey, how do I set this up ?" and pulls out a fucking bed canopy.....I immediately made him return it. RdynTMB.jpg
Damn...that's quite funny. For me, sprucing up my room just means clearing out old food and smelly clothes. Still loads of laundry lying around.
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Movies and Dinner? C'mon now don't become so predicatble and do what over 90% of other guys do. I predict that you guys will be good friendsAnd you probably ask yourself "yet, I was nice and took her to a nice dinner and a movie" yes indeed. you were nice. Yet didn't spark that thing called "attraction" within her. Just acted like the typical wussy guy that jst gets her things to try to get attention from her. she sees this "Hi, I'm a wuss and can't have fun with you with just my personality, so I'll take you out to the movies and buy you a nice dinner so you could hang out with me" Please. Might as well kiss her feet while your at it.I would approach this first date, totally differnt! I have been there done that, lived and learned and now have a better understanding of the do's and dont's and it has helped! I currently am in a stable relationship and plan on getting married next year in feb. =)Gl 2 u! :club:

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