AcesUp46 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I'm going on a date tonight with this girl. She's asked me out a few times before a few months ago, but I never got the chance to go out with her since I already had other plans during those times.So I'm bringing her to watch a movie and then dinner at a nice restaurant. And then we can go to a bar and get some drinks. I also bought a nice bottle of wine ($22...I know...I'm such a baller ) yesterday and maybe I'll bring her back to drink the wine and watch some DVDs.So my question for you guys is, what do you think my EV is at this point? Can I increase my EV by bringing her elsewhere instead of the movie. fyi, I'm in Chicago. Also, in estimating my EV, perhaps it'd be important to knwo that she's a Southern Baptist...though not very devout as far as I know.I will post the outcome of this thing. The FCPer with the most accurate guess of my EV will get $5 on PokerStars. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Going to a movie on the first date is -EV.Go someplace where you can actually have a conversation and arent just sitting there looking at a screen for two hours. Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 The word "cliche" and thoughts of "over used" come to mind. Did you get this guidance from an 80's dating book?Seriously, you have to be creative - movie, dinner, wine, more movies.....lame. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 The word "cliche" and thoughts of "over used" come to mind. Did you get this guidance from an 80's dating book?Seriously, you have to be creative - movie, dinner, wine, more movies.....lame.I agree that it's cliched. The thing is, I'm not really that interested in this girl at all. She's decent looking. That's about it. Not incredibly intelligent. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Wine at home with chick. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I'm going on a date tonight with this girl. She's asked me out a few times before a few months ago, but I never got the chance to go out with her since I already had other plans during those times.So I'm bringing her to watch a movie and then dinner at a nice restaurant. And then we can go to a bar and get some drinks. I also bought a nice bottle of wine ($22...I know...I'm such a baller ) yesterday and maybe I'll bring her back to drink the wine and watch some DVDs.So my question for you guys is, what do you think my EV is at this point? Can I increase my EV by bringing her elsewhere instead of the movie. fyi, I'm in Chicago. Also, in estimating my EV, perhaps it'd be important to knwo that she's a Southern Baptist...though not very devout as far as I know.I will post the outcome of this thing. The FCPer with the most accurate guess of my EV will get $5 on PokerStars.How many movies are you going to watch? Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 How many movies are you going to watch?Watching DVDs is just an excuse to get her to come to my place and drink and talk with me. Link to post Share on other sites
oceans11 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Take her to the Hancock Building, nice views and it is pretty even with the cold weather and feeling of the time of year Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Take some magic mushrooms, grind them up and mix them with some melted chocolate and nuts and let cool in an ice cube tray. Bring 4 with you. Have dinner early and offer her a piece of "chocolate" for dessert (explaining to her what is in the chocolate, of course) and go for a walk in a park (it's safe in Chicago, right?). When she starts feeling high, suggest you go chill at your place for DVD's and some fine wine, perhaps a bong or two. Let her know that you are happy to play within the boundaries that she wants to set and that there's a massage in it for her, if she starts to get tense. Make sure the movies are light hearted romantic comedies or pr0n.Your EV will be sky high by the time 11PM rolls around.Edit: Eat a cube or two yourself natch Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Take some magic mushrooms, grind them up and mix them with some melted chocolate and nuts and let cool in an ice cube tray. Bring 4 with you. Have dinner early and offer her a piece of "chocolate" for dessert (explaining to her what is in the chocolate, of course) and go for a walk in a park (it's safe in Chicago, right?). When she starts feeling high, suggest you go chill at your place for DVD's and some fine wine, perhaps a bong or two. Let her know that you are happy to play within the boundaries that she wants to set and that there's a massage in it for her, if she starts to get tense. Make sure the movies are light hearted romantic comedies or pr0n.Your EV will be sky high by the time 11PM rolls around.Edit: Eat a cube or two yourself natchI like this line of action. However, most parks in Chicago are not safe at night. But it's still a good line. Link to post Share on other sites
grannysmith 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Take some magic mushrooms, grind them up and mix them with some melted chocolate and nuts and let cool in an ice cube tray. Bring 4 with you. Have dinner early and offer her a piece of "chocolate" for dessert (explaining to her what is in the chocolate, of course) and go for a walk in a park (it's safe in Chicago, right?). When she starts feeling high, suggest you go chill at your place for DVD's and some fine wine, perhaps a bong or two. Let her know that you are happy to play within the boundaries that she wants to set and that there's a massage in it for her, if she starts to get tense. Make sure the movies are light hearted romantic comedies or pr0n.Your EV will be sky high by the time 11PM rolls around.Edit: Eat a cube or two yourself natchLOL Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I agree that it's cliched. The thing is, I'm not really that interested in this girl at all. She's decent looking. That's about it. Not incredibly intelligent.So what you're saying is that you're looking to get laid and that's pretty much it, right?In that case, take her to dinner and then right back to your apartment/house for the wine. Tell her you aren't interested in a movie because you can't talk during it and so you're not learning anything about the other person. As soon as you get her back to your place start pumping her with the alcohol and make sure you've got plenty of it. Immediately start asking her questions about her feelings on certain topics (not just about her job, etc.) and get the conversation as intimate as you can as quickly as you can (the alcohol should help this). Get to the topic of sex within the first hour and then give her the "I don't know if it's the alcohol or what but I just have to say how attracted to you I am" etc., etc., etc. Make it clear that you want to bang the crap out of her and then when it feels right move in and kiss her. If she bugs out, fine. Send her on her way, you weren't looking for a long term deal from her anyway. If she gets into it then you're half way to the promised land.Hope this helps. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Stay home and watch ESPN U all night. They are going to be showing old Michigan/OSU games. That way it will get her pumped up to watch the game tommorow and boom you got a second date all lined up. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Stay home and watch ESPN U all night. They are going to be showing old Michigan/OSU games. That way it will get her pumped up to watch the game tommorow and boom you got a second date all lined up.That's a good idea since she's actually a college football fan. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I like this line of action. However, most parks in Chicago are not safe at night. But it's still a good line.this just gives you a chance to increase your EV and value bet...not safe, gives you the role of being the safe keeper, alpha male role! I say scrap the movie and go for some nice scenery, or if there is skating availble yet go there, or bowling...something to work up an appetite, thendinner, you really get to know a person by how they eat when hungry. She will bored by the end of the movie and not very hungry...gives her good oppertunity to break it off if she wants to, which ofcourse you want to keep her in the pot (not what Merc was reffering to), plus if you do something competitive you get some juices going and have chance to make some well placed +EV bets (ala a massage for her in a non weird way)BTW MERC REMIND ME NEXT FCP TOR, NOT TO LEAVE MY DRINK UNCOVERED BY U Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Fold preflop.cancel your plans because u have to be up early all the sudden. Then tell her the possibility of just hanging out and watching a flic.Invite her to your house, open the wine, watch a movie. during the previews u down a glass. Dont gulp. You dont want to scare her out of the hand.Then when you figure out where exactly u stand in the situation, u plan a front line move for 15 minutes into the movie. by the 25 minute mark u should be making out.enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Fold preflop.cancel your plans because u have to be up early all the sudden. Then tell her the possibility of just hanging out and watching a flic.Invite her to your house, open the wine, watch a movie. during the previews u down a glass. Dont gulp. You dont want to scare her out of the hand.Then when you figure out where exactly u stand in the situation, u plan a front line move for 15 minutes into the movie. by the 25 minute mark u should be making out.enjoy.I like your line of thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Based solely upon your avatar, you are very very ugly.Like Royal said, fold preflop. Especially since you say now you aren't interested, are you really into being fake all night? And when you mention Southern Baptist instead of cum guzzling whore, why would you waste your time anyway, unless you are just trying to look e-tough? Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Fold preflop.cancel your plans because u have to be up early all the sudden. Then tell her the possibility of just hanging out and watching a flic.Invite her to your house, open the wine, watch a movie. during the previews u down a glass. Dont gulp. You dont want to scare her out of the hand.Then when you figure out where exactly u stand in the situation, u plan a front line move for 15 minutes into the movie. by the 25 minute mark u should be making out.enjoy.nh sir...i still like my line better, increases the amount of hands she'll sit in for. Your idea is purely results based. 25 minute mark making out, end of movie she realizes what happens and doesn't go down. think abuot the long term!PS what would you concider a front line move? check raise? Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 She's not going to let you touch her until atleast the 3rd date Link to post Share on other sites
darkrider88 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 your plan has wussy written allroyal tour has got the right idea. drinks>dinner on first date.come back over your house for wine.that is all. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 This is a no-brainer, bro. You just asked us how you should play queens pre-flop when you're short stacked.Skip the movie and skip dinner. Tell her something intriguing as an excuse, such as you hurt your leg playing football that morning, or have to travel for a big poker tournament the next day and that you'd love to hang out with her - so how about a bottle (or twelve) of wine at your place and some DVDs.Don't be a pansy and wait to make your move like four hours into the date when she says, "Well I should get going." Do it within the first hour. Drink your wine, make sure she drinks hers. Pay her a lot of compliments. Finally, when she's had a few drinks, use one of my classics..."Oh, I forgot to give you a tour of the apartment." When you walk into the bedroom, start kissing her. 80's porn music should ensue.You're welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Dude... 1.) Take her to a place to eat 2.) Tell her how beautiful she looks 3.) Order LOTS of beer 4.) Take her back to your house 5.) One in the pinky and one in the stinky Game Over... Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Liquor Up FrontAllows forPokher in the rearyeah, it was a stretch bet meh.... Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 So since she asked you out, I suspect she will be picking you up. Answer the door with a bottle of wine, and a buttpug. Be dressed in just diapers. Have a stack of gay porn sitting on a nearby table that she cannot miss. Then ask her if she wants to come in and hang out there instead of going out. Link to post Share on other sites
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