Girlfriend Just Told Me That I Need To Always Play Poker!

[Royal_Tour 0]

did anyone float the idea that she's cheating on him while he plays poker?cute girl though, nice bags

they look oddly shaped and saggy.but for an old guy like you, i guess thats good?

[Actuary 3]

they look oddly shaped and saggy.

you get that from the photo posted here ? I don't agree.Bras have a lot to do with how they look, ya know.I'd be more concerned with them being fake actually.Fake sucks

[DonkSlayer 1]

you get that from the photo posted here ? I don't agree.Bras have a lot to do with how they look, ya know.I'd be more concerned with them being fake actually.Fake PWNS

FYP Unless you hate firm, supple, and very sensitive breastises.

[fleung22 1]

This thread IS funny.I was so gonna do a forum-members-jerkin-off-to-ur-gf bit but OP, I give you props for daring to post pix of you and your girlie. Takes balls (or utter stupidity) to do that. I'll choose the former since you seem like a nice guy.Now does your gf have a sister?

[shrimp4789 0]

This thread IS funny.I was so gonna do a forum-members-jerkin-off-to-ur-gf bit but OP, I give you props for daring to post pix of you and your girlie. Takes balls (or utter stupidity) to do that. I'll choose the former since you seem like a nice guy.Now does your gf have a sister?

or any friends...

[TylerSalzman 0]

You had me speechless earlier, and for this I am sorry. But once in a lifetime you come across a spirit as beautiful as yours, a spirit born in the loving embrace of the Creator of the Universe, sending his angelic spirits of light to cocoon you in childhood, a cocoon of love and beauty, to protect you from the demonic forces of hate and betrayal seeking your demise. And as I was reading this thread, I had a vision.The Cosmos stood waiting for your arrival. The preparations were being made to house this perfect soul. Reginald, an angel of light, announced your arrival with a song, and the Creator of the Universe silently nodding that yes, it was true. You had arrived. And in your nakedness there was a purity, a purity that even you could not maintain. A sweater of unimaginable glory was needed to protect you from the evils that this world so ruthlessly attacks even it's greatest creatures with. And so in the backrooms of heaven, 10,000 angels got to work, constructing the finest fibres and the greatest pattern the world has ever seen.Watching this scene from afar, Lucifer became enraged. The prince of darkness summoned a legion of hearty warriors to snuff out the beauty created on that day. Reginald knew his plans, and so came to request of the Creator of the Universe one more being of light, a being that through his singing could hold Lucifer at bay. And so I was born, and in time began to sing for reasons I knew not. But as I sang, you grew stronger, and in time, became the paragon of perfection, what the Universe was trying to do all along. But I was left scarred by the fight. Bent, but not broken. Yes, I had survived to become the man I am today. And what is the measure of a man?? Excellent question!! I believe it is how he reacts to the little things, how he deals with the little people, and how he loves even when the days get long and the nights get cold and it seems like the Creator of the Universe no longer shines upon him!! Oh, my broken heart, I long to be fixed!! Yet it is in the darkest times that we truly learn to see. This I honestly and truly believe!! For as we seek to understand ourselves without the blinding light of love shining upon us, our senses of compassion and understanding are truly increased, and when that light returns, we will become all that we were destined for, the smile of a small child!! Wonderful!!

Clay, you always make my day!! Too funny You are quite the exceptional writer, it takes much skill to write like that.

[Canuckickstan 2]

or any friends...

or her Mom ???

[Balloon guy 158]

Buy her a puzzle?

Hands downPOTD sorry I had to leave last night as I was just getting rolling and there was so much gold to work with, but on the positive side, I made a Royal Flush head's up in my weekly poker game, which is nice. But the pot only had $20 in it which was kind of light.Anyway..nice cash Tyler

[Actuary 3]

FYP Unless you hate firm, supple, and very sensitive breastises.

Fake = vanity.it says so much about the girl, I could careless if they feel better, assuming I could even believe that

[nutzbuster 7]

mikelib, you have been issued a warning, something else like this will suspend your account. learn where the line is between fun and games and down right insultive and idiodic.

ooooooooooooooosuuuuuuuuuh- NAP!!!!

[TylerSalzman 0]

A little better lighting, earlier in the walk"Oh look! DUCKS!!"White coat ceremony... first steps to becoming a professional. Notice the ungay hairit's harder to take a good picture of yourself than you'd thinkFirst night playing a 1/2 game live. Played til 7 AM. usually play .10/.25 online at the time. Was pretty pumped that I did so well

[Royal_Tour 0]

you get that from the photo posted here ? I don't agree.Bras have a lot to do with how they look, ya know.I'd be more concerned with them being fake actually.Fake sucks

Fake?!? not even close. and on that note, fake is the shizz now-a-days.back to my case.Notice her body structure. I say close to 5'9 this girl she has an athletic body, a bit broad,Now the picture is rather dark, i've lightened it up, and can see a bitter idea of shape and orientation.I've noticed that although she does have decent relation to her body, they do have a below equator alignment, with too much spacing between them, and this is with a bra. Now with certain bra's she could get away with a lot more. but this one shows too much of her natural positioning.I'm curious to see a side shot to prove me wrongedit after the pics.Now the 2nd shot is great, her boobs look fantastic, but the 1st pic is a bit of what i was talkin about.

[nutzbuster 7]

"Oh look! DUCKS!!"

Ummm....nice ducks.

[fleung22 1]

Fake = vanity.it says so much about the girl, I could careless if they feel better, assuming I could even believe that

I'm with you Act...real titties just feel so much better. In terms of staring at a chick I'm shallow enough to enjoy the fake boobies but the real ones are feel so much nicer in my hands.

[TylerSalzman 0]

I'm with you Act...real titties just feel so much better. In terms of staring at a chick I'm shallow enough to enjoy the fake boobies but the real ones are feel so much nicer in my hands.

Never felt any fake ones. Probably will after we go to the Spearment Rhino in vegas.

[fleung22 1]

Fake?!? not even close. and on that note, fake is the shizz now-a-days.back to my case.Notice her body structure. I say close to 5'9 this girl she has an athletic body, a bit broad,Now the picture is rather dark, i've lightened it up, and can see a bitter idea of shape and orientation.I've noticed that although she does have decent relation to her body, they do have a below equator alignment, with too much spacing between them, and this is with a bra. Now with certain bra's she could get away with a lot more. but this one shows too much of her natural positioning.I'm curious to see a side shot to prove me wrongedit after the pics.Now the 2nd shot is great, her boobs look fantastic, but the 1st pic is a bit of what i was talkin about.

LOLNice work Grissom

[Balloon guy 158]

"Oh look! DUCKS!!"

Nice looking girl.Tylar, resist the perverts on here trying to get you to display your gf for their sick and twisted pleasures. Show her some respect.Oh yea, two words: Tanning Salon

[fleung22 1]

Never felt any fake ones. Probably will after we go to the Spearment Rhino in vegas.

So Tyler...now that you've already posted so many pix why don't you post the one everyone's thinking of.Show us the full shot of your avatar!

[TylerSalzman 0]

Fake?!? not even close. and on that note, fake is the shizz now-a-days.back to my case.Notice her body structure. I say close to 5'9 this girl she has an athletic body, a bit broad,Now the picture is rather dark, i've lightened it up, and can see a bitter idea of shape and orientation.I've noticed that although she does have decent relation to her body, they do have a below equator alignment, with too much spacing between them, and this is with a bra. Now with certain bra's she could get away with a lot more. but this one shows too much of her natural positioning.I'm curious to see a side shot to prove me wrongedit after the pics.Now the 2nd shot is great, her boobs look fantastic, but the 1st pic is a bit of what i was talkin about.

I guarantee you she is in great shape(consult avatar). 1st pic looks a little weird because she's turning around for the pic. Thanks for the analysis though

Nice looking girl.Tylar, resist the perverts on here trying to get you to display your gf for their sick and twisted pleasures. Show her some respect.Oh yea, two words: Tanning Salon

She overdid the tanning in high school.. so we have been trying to steer away from it a bit now. Your overall exposure to sun in your lifetime is cummulative. The more you get now, the more you'll look like a raisen later

[shrimp4789 0]

goddam shes fine.......the first one with you 2 together really shows her um....nvm. lol @ you

[Actuary 3]

Fake?!? not even close. and on that note, fake is the shizz now-a-days.

you would have no clue whether they are fake from the photos.furthermore, I was only trying to say that fake "perfect" ones are worse than real ones that sag a tad or point outwardly. So, I would not be concerned about how they look in the phoos, that was all.fake says soooooo much about the girl.Since when do you like girls, anyway.

[TylerSalzman 0]

Here is something I found on another board that I have had some questions about. Scared me a little bit about neteller.. One reason I have been cashing out in 2000$ increments"There was a panel speaking at my school today regarding the internet gambling legislation. The speakers included an aide to (ex-)congressman Jim Leach (a sketchy-looking dude). He helped to draft the legislation and said it was specifically drafted to get rid of NETeller. The way he says it, NETeller is the #1 target of the new regulations to be issued July 13. The way they will do it is by putting NETeller on a short blacklist that banks will not be able to transact with. According to him it's a done deal. This guy also said NETeller's revenue is 80% from gambling and 20% pornography... that's the first I've heard of that.Apparently, there is absolutely no way a bank can screen or "track and block" a check or ACH transfer to determine if it's for gambling. The banking representative said that won't happen because it can't and they will be granted an exemption.There is to be no enforcement against individuals either criminally or in freezing any of their accounts or the like.Other speakers said that new payment processors will spring up to take NETeller's place that will be beyond the reach of the legislation.There was some intimation that this legislation was the first step in regulation. The Leach aide said that in order to regulate, this would be a necessary first step, showing they can block unregulated sites. I don't quite buy this, but who knows.Other than that there was some bullshit moral pandering and bad economic and legal reasoning by the aide and counsel for the justice department and that's about all. A rep for the PPA was there too and asked a question.It will be available on iTunes within a week."

[Balloon guy 158]

She overdid the tanning in high school.. so we have been trying to steer away from it a bit now. Your overall exposure to sun in your lifetime is cummulative. The more you get now, the more you'll look like a raisen later

But peroxide to the forehead, that's okay?Actually in Palm Springs we have old ladies that sometimes use their leftover skin from the face lifts for shoe repairs, so I know all about the dangers of the sun. But a nice sun tan is still nice.

[TylerSalzman 0]

But peroxide to the forehead, that's okay?Actually in Palm Springs we have old ladies that sometimes use their leftover skin from the face lifts for shoe repairs, so I know all about the dangers of the sun. But a nice sun tan is still nice.

True.. it was a little hard this summer though, she worked 8-5 everyday. She's been saying she wants to go tanning again a lot lately.The main problem I see, is there are way way too many tanorexic chicks now a days. Especially on this campus. Girls with Bleached blond hair(not required) and so super overly tan that it just looks gross. I agree she might look even better with a tan, but if it means she will look better longer without one, I'm fine with that too. Especially once you really get to know someone, it stops being about looks anyway, to a certain degree

[Actuary 3]

it stops being about looks anyway, to a certain degree

not when they look that good and you look like well... like you do.you ride that out for as long as you can