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nice sweater.does it come in a men's?
This is quite possibly the best flame post on FCP. Short, simple and delivers. Well done.
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$10 says he is still with the same girl and he is still playing poker.
Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateStill pwning newbs on the tables. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just got a 30 inch monitor and I can fit 30 P-stars tables at once on it.. not that I think I could ever play that many, it's sweet. If you ever find yourself in a position to buy one, I would highly recommend it. Going to be getting my doctor of pharmacy degree very shortly.Here's some highlights from this last year.n8613173_40475660_1780.jpgstanding up in friend's weddingn8613173_42047018_2662.jpgMurder mystery party on new yearsn8613173_42575833_3366.jpghalloween fun timesn8613173_42157761_7258.jpgLas vegas trip for spring break.. inside NYNY.. those ****ing timeshare people will not leave you alone if you are there as a couplen8613173_42157820_8150.jpgn8613173_42157856_5102.jpgInside playboy club, great views from the ghost bar and playboy club.. 55th floor... I do not however like having a guy in the bathroom who's only job is to hand me paper towels and try to make awkward small talk. Drinks are also 7.50 for a bottle of miller lite and 22 bucks for a small capt and coke. don't care if I'm a billionaire some day.. that's ****ing not worth payingn8613173_42157854_4272.jpgn8613173_42158619_1638.jpgag-ghost.jpgMe and some millionaires.. who are much much better than me at poker and advantage online sports betting, I don't actually do sports betting, but if I did I would do it the way they do.. nothing like a good hedge bet
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Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateStill pwning newbs on the tables. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just got a 30 inch monitor and I can fit 30 P-stars tables at once on it.. not that I think I could ever play that many, it's sweet. If you ever find yourself in a position to buy one, I would highly recommend it. Going to be getting my doctor of pharmacy degree very shortly.Here's some highlights from this last year.n8613173_42575833_3366.jpghalloween fun times
Be honest my brother.Did your girlfriend pick this costume for you because you are awesome?Or because it came with a mask.Come on...be straight
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Be honest my brother.Did your girlfriend pick this costume for you because you are awesome?Or because it came with a mask.Come on...be straight
:club: Good to see you're still around balloon man, you were always one of my favorite bloggers.I picked hers cause it was skankalicious and mine cause spider man ****ing rocks and I got to carry around silly string all night and spray the crap out of whoever I wanted
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:club: Good to see you're still around balloon man, you were always one of my favorite bloggers.I picked hers cause it was skankalicious and mine cause spider man ****ing rocks and I got to carry around silly string all night and spray the crap out of whoever I wanted
Totally forgot the silly string angleI feel stupid
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Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateStill pwning newbs on the tables. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just got a 30 inch monitor and I can fit 30 P-stars tables at once on it.. not that I think I could ever play that many, it's sweet. If you ever find yourself in a position to buy one, I would highly recommend it. Going to be getting my doctor of pharmacy degree very shortly.Here's some highlights from this last year.n8613173_40475660_1780.jpgstanding up in friend's weddingn8613173_42047018_2662.jpgMurder mystery party on new yearsn8613173_42575833_3366.jpghalloween fun timesn8613173_42157761_7258.jpgLas vegas trip for spring break.. inside NYNY.. those ****ing timeshare people will not leave you alone if you are there as a couplen8613173_42157820_8150.jpgn8613173_42157856_5102.jpgInside playboy club, great views from the ghost bar and playboy club.. 55th floor... I do not however like having a guy in the bathroom who's only job is to hand me paper towels and try to make awkward small talk. Drinks are also 7.50 for a bottle of miller lite and 22 bucks for a small capt and coke. don't care if I'm a billionaire some day.. that's ****ing not worth payingn8613173_42157854_4272.jpgn8613173_42158619_1638.jpgag-ghost.jpgMe and some millionaires.. who are much much better than me at poker and advantage online sports betting, I don't actually do sports betting, but if I did I would do it the way they do.. nothing like a good hedge bet
Your gf is pretty hot man.
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With a girlfriend like that...how do you find the time to play poker? :club: Now, just wait for the..."Since you play poker all the time...I'm going to ___________." (fill in the blank)

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Bingo!!! You're a smart man BudBundyglad someone sent me a message asking me to come give an updateIt was an easy guess. Anyone who reads the whole thread knows you are a smart and fun guy. And a smart guy doesn't leave a girl like that and he doesn't goes busto pokerwise.n8613173_42157820_8150.jpgObv brag
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On the topic of girlfriend brags, mine knows very little of poker, but she's incredibly encouraging. I was playing a tournament at Bellagio the other day and she texted me saying that she wishes she could rail me. I laughed cause Ahson was impressed she knew that term. Then she said she'd be my railbird any time. I knew I hadn't taught her that term. She followed with telling me she hopes I don't get cold cards and that I cripple the deck. Obviously, she found a poker glossary, but it was really cute. =) She also said she watched a few of Daniel's vlogs and found him pretty entertaining.In summation.../brag

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On the topic of girlfriend brags, mine knows very little of poker, but she's incredibly encouraging. I was playing a tournament at Bellagio the other day and she texted me saying that she wishes she could rail me. I laughed cause Ahson was impressed she knew that term. Then she said she'd be my railbird any time. I knew I hadn't taught her that term. She followed with telling me she hopes I don't get cold cards and that I cripple the deck. Obviously, she found a poker glossary, but it was really cute. =) She also said she watched a few of Daniel's vlogs and found him pretty entertaining.In summation.../brag
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will Someone Tell my Boyfriend to Stop Playing with me when I am playing in TournamentsI can't win when he does that it screws my game in more ways than one lolNo money=more screwing It should be the opposite, playing Tuesday I was totally distractedLove that sweater

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will Someone Tell my Boyfriend to Stop Playing with me when I am playing in Tournaments
Yeah, ok... I'll tell him. What's that bastard's number?Then later on, when we're screwing like rabbits, I'll call him again just to make sure he knows what a loser he is.. ok?
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never mind, I will tell him tournaments = money thus more money = the fun part

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nice sweater.does it come in a men's?
every time this thread is bumped, this needs to be quoted. I'm declaring martial law.
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here OP, i'll try and save you..P2020040.jpgthis kid was passed out at the gravity bar for the pokerstars party...loool- Jordan
I could be crazy, but this looks like cantu to me. Mark can you confirm?
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