fleung22 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 not when they look that good and you look like well... like you do.you ride that as long as you canDamn...you beat me to it. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 not when they look that good and you look like well... like you do.you ride that out for as long as you can Yeah, that's a good point. Link to post Share on other sites
shrimp4789 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 lmao Link to post Share on other sites
GambleToWin 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 nice sweater.does it come in a men's?lol I really laughed out loud when I read this. Link to post Share on other sites
arpinology 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 mine loves it when i come home with 300. i can then "buy" her "stuff."she talks **** when i come home -100...or more. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 that would be a good thing ???Definitely not. Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Girlfriend: Your money is NOT her money.Wife: Your money is HER money.Get married and see how long she wants you to keep playing poker. Especially when you hit a downswing. It might get ugly!... Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Tell your girlfriend to get contacts. Those glasses aren't flattering at all and it looks like she has a really pretty face in that 4th pic.Great cans in the 2nd pic.You look kind of like Forrest Gump. No offense. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 nice sweater.does it come in a men's? I was gonna ridicule the sweater also. (jokingly) But I think this covers it. I lol'd. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 thread needs stickied.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Tell your girlfriend to get contacts. Those glasses aren't flattering at all and it looks like she has a really pretty face in that 4th pic.Great cans in the 2nd pic.You look kind of like Forrest Gump. No offense.Agreed, we both don't like those black glassesYou know... life really is like a box of chocolates Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Clay being ClayThis is seriously my favorite account ever. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Girlfriend: Your money is NOT her money.Wife: Your money is HER money.Get married and see how long she wants you to keep playing poker. Especially when you hit a downswing. It might get ugly!...You so obviously DON'T understand marriage. It's not like you spend time TELLING HER WHAT HAPPENED. Geez ... how do you win that discussion? a. If you come home a loser, you get bitched at. b. If you come home a winner, you get the **** confiscated. I do the smart thing. Instead of telling my wife that I'm playing poker, I tell her that I'm leaving for the night to have an affair. It's easier. Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 You so obviously DON'T understand marriage. It's not like you spend time TELLING HER WHAT HAPPENED. Geez ... how do you win that discussion? a. If you come home a loser, you get bitched at. b. If you come home a winner, you get the **** confiscated. I do the smart thing. Instead of telling my wife that I'm playing poker, I tell her that I'm leaving for the night to have an affair. It's easier. that's some funny **** Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 This is seriously my favorite account ever.It's just right -- always on target. The avatar is the cherry on top. Link to post Share on other sites
UncleKraut 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 What does your girlfriend think about you posting all these pics on a poker forum? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 What does your girlfriend think about you posting all these pics on a poker forum?why you trying to ruin the fun??????????? Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Tell your girlfriend to get contacts. Those glasses aren't flattering at all and it looks like she has a really pretty face in that 4th pic.I like the glasses...she can totally do the sexy librarian/secretary/teacher roleplay thingy.by Ty's avatar it looks like it's already happened. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Never felt any fake ones. Probably will after we go to the Spearment Rhino in vegas.No you won't. She might but you won't. Strippers like girls as customers much better. She might be granted that luxury but all your buck will buy you is a look, not a feel. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 No you won't. She might but you won't. Strippers like girls as customers much better. She might be granted that luxury but all your buck will buy you is a look, not a feel.what strip clubs do you go to? I've copped many a feel at strip clubs!At least I think I did....it could've been an overripe cantelope...the lights are a little low in there... Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 What does your girlfriend think about you posting all these pics on a poker forum?She knows they're up here and actually is super cool and never really gets upset over anything, unless some other chick is all over me at a bar or something, which is totally understandable, because I would feel the same way if a guy was like that with her.No you won't. She might but you won't. Strippers like girls as customers much better. She might be granted that luxury but all your buck will buy you is a look, not a feel.That's true, they love trying to get the chicks on stage too sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
Bluffs2005 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Nice looking girl.Tylar, resist the perverts on here trying to get you to display your gf for their sick and twisted pleasures. Show her some respect.Oh yea, two words: Tanning SalonClassic....! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 This thread started so great, and has gotten steadily worse. OP, please improve it with more pictures of 1. Yourself2. Yourself holding cash3. Your girlfriend walking places4. Your hairAnd if you would be willing to wear another gay sweater, that wouldn't hurt the entertainment value either. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 This thread started so great, and has gotten steadily worse.it ran it's course.And some people should not try funny. Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 This thread started so great, and has gotten steadily worse. OP, please improve it with more pictures of 1. Yourself2. Yourself holding cash3. Your girlfriend walking places4. Your hairAnd if you would be willing to wear another gay sweater, that wouldn't hurt the entertainment value either. This one is pretty uber gayThis one will probably arc some discussion tooSome discotech in Italy, getting attacked by some panamaniacsOkay, so I'm just posting random old pictures I happen to have now..... I'm doneIncredibly sober, this one goes out to all the haters out there Link to post Share on other sites
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