TraptSteve 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Ya.I was plastered at about 2 am central time and now I'm starting to realize to the sobering realization that I have work at 8 am.I'm def. calling in; what excuse do I use?1. I caught a cold from someone; really sickThe second excuse is more acceptable, since I arrived to work on Saturday using my dad's car...2. My brother took my car to visit my mother in Indiana (i live near chicago); dad & step-mom's cars are both gone.... NOTHING I CAN DO!!@!i probably have to call around 7 am to do this... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hmmmmm...calling in sick...Is it a celebration, btches? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hmmmmm...calling in sick...Is it a celebration, btches?damn you, beat me to it... Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hmmmmm...calling in sick...Is it a celebration, btches?nice post Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Never use the excuse about your car not working or not being avail. unless you like have to be with it at the garage. Otherwise, you've opened the possibility of someone picking you up... Link to post Share on other sites
gimeabrak 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 as a nurse, And experience with calling inthe best excuse that has worked for me is diarrheasorry for the spellingbut no one wants to talk about it, when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmaoor even better food poisioning vomiting and diarrhea is there a spell check here can't find one? Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 I called my department and the guy who had the phone pretended the phone was disconnecting everytime I started to talk. The third time I called I blurted out "It's steve, i'm not going to make it", to which he mumbled ' uh.. the phone's breaking up again...' before hanging up.ROFL. I called the store director let her know what was going on. The funny thing was when I woke up at 4 pm, I really did feel like total crap. Never eat when you return home from a nights worth of drinking. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 as a nurse, And experience with calling inthe best excuse that has worked for me is diarrheasorry for the spellingbut no one wants to talk about it, when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmaoor even better food poisioning vomiting and diarrhea is there a spell check here can't find one?you forgot to take your penis off. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Never use car trouble or "I don't have a ride" as an excuse for missing work, a smart employer will offer to have someone come pick you up, and then you're hella-busted. Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 as a nurse, And experience with calling inthe best excuse that has worked for me is diarrheasorry for the spellingbut no one wants to talk about it, when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmaoor even better food poisioning vomiting and diarrhea is there a spell check here can't find one?There's not many men in your profession, is there Focker? Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Never use car trouble or "I don't have a ride" as an excuse for missing work, a smart employer will offer to have someone come pick you up, and then you're hella-busted. Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category.Good stuff. Btwresident evil owns. my favorite video game series aside from Madden. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Don't be a ***** and just confess that you're in a real "shoot 'em up" mood today and it would be best if you went to the range to take care of business, rather than work... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 as a nurse, And experience with calling inthe best excuse that has worked for me is diarrheasorry for the spellingbut no one wants to talk about it, when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmaoor even better food poisioning vomiting and diarrhea is there a spell check here can't find one?This is good advice. I use it at least once every few months. However, you can't go wrong with the old plumber excuse. Link to post Share on other sites
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