thehidden 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I saw the other thread and wanted one of our own! Post your lists!My family gives shitty gifts so i don't know, anyhting but i kick in the balls. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Edit: Stupid and IgnorantApologies Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 can i get a horn removal procedure? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 A brick ovenToo soon?well, it has been over 22.3 years, but I don't think that'll ever be funny. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Day 1: SexDay 2: SexDay 3: SexDay 4: A ponyDay 5: SexDay 6: SexDay 7: SexDay 8: A fortune cookie Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 A brick ovenToo soon?no not funny at all, actually just about the only joke that pisses me off...esspecially seeing close family friends managed to evade the ovens when they were interned at Auchwitz Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Chocolate coins. Hanukkah ain't about the presents, it's about the latkes!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I know there are several ways to spell this holiday, but that can't be one of them.Is it? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I know there are several ways to spell this holiday, but that can't be one of them.Is it?No he was pretty far off, lol. Chanukah or Hanukkah are the usual spellings. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Edit: Stupid and IgnorantApologiesi laughed, but i'm pretty much a terrible person.I know there are several ways to spell this holiday, but that can't be one of them.Is it?its a hebrew word, so you can transliterate it to english any way you want. but no, i've never seen the first vowel anything but an "a"only one month until hanuglorkinsprufin Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ok lets see:My list this year:http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2172720PS3 (which i have one reserved)and a few gamesthats itand im sharing the PS3 with my brother and since im away @ school he will get to play it all the timeand maybe ill ask for some money for my poker account even though my parents dont know i play online poker Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Edit: Stupid and IgnorantApologiesWussy.If you're gonna pull the trigger, pull the trigger.You'll never be half the man Turd is.then again, I'm not typing my joke either.I'll go with a tame one.What I want:My foreskin back Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Chocolate coins. Hanukkah ain't about the presents, it's about the latkes!!!**** YEAH!!!Wussy.If you're gonna pull the trigger, pull the trigger.You'll never be half the man Turd is.then again, I'm not typing my joke either.I'll go with a tame one.What I want:My foreskin back Why? They've actually proved that it's safer and healthier to be circumsized than not.And I want a cool laptop with all the gadjets, maybe a PS3, and a br of around 5-600. The last two are negotiable.A car would be nice too, but I think my granpa is giving me his old Acura. Still in good condition with about 60k miles on it. Less than the one I'm driving now. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 **** YEAH!!!Why? They've actually proved that it's safer and healthier to be circumsized than not.And I want a cool laptop with all the gadjets, maybe a PS3, and a br of around 5-600. The last two are negotiable.A car would be nice too, but I think my granpa is giving me his old Acura. Still in good condition with about 60k miles on it. Less than the one I'm driving now.actually i think more recently its been shown that with even occasional cleaning, there's no real differences.then again, i'm not a foreskin expert. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 No foreskin= better head and a more comfortable condom fit. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 also rereading this postlet my ppl go is passover lolhanukkah is that the oil lasted 8 nights Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 also rereading this postlet my ppl go is passover lolhanukkah is that the oil lasted 8 nightslol, I just noticed that. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 also rereading this postlet my ppl go is passover lolhanukkah is that the oil lasted 8 nightsi didn't mean it in any reference to anything...i do know the holidays Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 no not funny at all, actually just about the only joke that pisses me off...esspecially seeing close family friends managed to evade the ovens when they were interned at Auchwitzfour out of my eight great grandparents and two of my four grandparents were in the Holocaust-my grandparents luckily survived aushwitz but none of their parents survived and they were all incenerated so i also take offense to those kind of jokes.but on a happier note...i would love a new snowboard or some money for online poker Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 four out of my eight great grandparents and two of my four grandparents were in the Holocaust-my grandparents luckily survived aushwitz but none of their parents survived and they were all incenerated so i also take offense to those kind of jokes.but on a happier note...i would love a new snowboard or some money for online pokervery very sorry about your great grandparents. But it would have been an amazing feat to survive those camps.Our family friends actually met in aushwitz and married after they were liberated...theyare still around today but i've only heard parts on their stories...very hard for them to talk about it. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 four out of my eight great grandparents and two of my four grandparents were in the Holocaust-my grandparents luckily survived aushwitz but none of their parents survived and they were all incenerated so i also take offense to those kind of jokes.but on a happier note...i would love a new snowboard or some money for online pokerI've got a similar story. My great grandparents from my dad's side didn't make it through. I'm fine with most anti-semetic jokes, but I draw the line at the Holocaust. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 I've got a similar story. My great grandparents from my dad's side didn't make it through. I'm fine with most anti-semetic jokes, but I draw the line at the Holocaust.QFT....i don't mind jew jokes, but holocaust...that's just a no no Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 To know how to spell Hanukkah.Happy Chanukah Jew boys and Jew girls. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 It's just so hard to choose. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 can i get a horn removal procedure? Link to post Share on other sites
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