the krablar: an introduction tothe besthand in poker

[total_con12 0]

The reply to the original post is classic. Always brings a smile to my face.

[THOR 0]

thats my fault :(when i introduced it to them i was mispelling it... then i was too scared to admit that i had mispelled the greatest hand in poker... so i kept up the fakeness...forgive me

pu-ssyKrabbler!

[timwakefield 68]

After just getting crippled and then quintupling up:Poker StarsNo Limit Holdem TournamentBlinds: t100/t2009 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: t1015UTG+1: t4187MP1: t4319MP2: t2665MP3: t6518CO: t3227Button: t8876SB: t4800BB: t3405Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with K 3 Hero raises all-in t1015, 3 folds, MP3 calls t1015 (pot was t1315), 4 folds.Flop: A 6 T (t2330, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2330)Turn: A (t2330, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2330)River: 3 (t2330, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2330)Results:Final pot: t2330Hero showed Kd 3cMP3 showed 2s 2cPinch Pinch!

[Tosh 0]

best krabler i hahve seen PokerStars Game #10119715947: Tournament #51296672, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/05/26 - 19:58:44 (ET)Table '51296672 12' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: npizzolatt (1835 in chips) Seat 2: toshfcp (1085 in chips) Seat 3: NchntdUnicrn (1125 in chips) Seat 4: Cunny10 (240 in chips) Seat 5: la_montagna (2365 in chips) Seat 6: joepic02 (2355 in chips) Seat 7: Tanterous (4515 in chips) Seat 8: JayCooper84 (2435 in chips) Seat 9: AKS420 (1295 in chips) Cunny10: posts small blind 25la_montagna: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to toshfcp [Kc 3c]joepic02: calls 50Tanterous: folds JayCooper84: folds AKS420: folds npizzolatt: raises 150 to 200toshfcp: calls 200NchntdUnicrn: folds Cunny10: folds la_montagna: folds NchntdUnicrn is disconnected joepic02: raises 2155 to 2355 and is all-inNchntdUnicrn is connected npizzolatt: calls 1635 and is all-intoshfcp: calls 885 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [Kd Kh Qh]toshfcp said, "kkkkkkkkkk3"AKS420 said, ".lol"toshfcp said, "weeee"npizzolatt said, "nh"*** TURN *** [Kd Kh Qh] [Ks]*** RIVER *** [Kd Kh Qh Ks] [3d]toshfcp said, "holy"*** SHOW DOWN ***joepic02: shows [Ah Ac] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)npizzolatt: shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)AKS420 said, "lmao"joepic02 collected 1500 from side pottoshfcp: shows [Kc 3c] (four of a kind, Kings)toshfcp collected 3330 from main pottoshfcp said, "that was for aks sorry"JayCooper84 said, "lol"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4830 Main pot 3330. Side pot 1500. | Rake 0 Board [Kd Kh Qh Ks 3d]Seat 1: npizzolatt showed [Ts Tc] and lost with a full house, Kings full of TensSeat 2: toshfcp showed [Kc 3c] and won (3330) with four of a kind, KingsSeat 3: NchntdUnicrn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Cunny10 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: la_montagna (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: joepic02 showed [Ah Ac] and won (1500) with a full house, Kings full of AcesSeat 7: Tanterous folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: JayCooper84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: AKS420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[timwakefield 68]

Do you mind me pointing out that you played that terribly? KKK3Q is a beautiful board for K3 though

[Tosh 0]

Do you mind me pointing out that you played that terribly? KKK3Q is a beautiful board for K3 though

lol at me playing the krabler bad right

[*Lone*Trout* 0]

ALMOST MADE IT HOME........................BUT ALAS :D PokerStars Game #10123982757: Tournament #51317728, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/27 - 01:13:45 (ET)Table '51317728 2' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: pacaman613 (1340 in chips)Seat 2: Serdar A. (1345 in chips)Seat 3: *Lone*Trout* (360 in chips)Seat 4: jvidro1986 (2915 in chips)Seat 5: havokddg (410 in chips)Seat 6: $$JakeDog420 (3965 in chips)Seat 7: nappyface (1595 in chips)Seat 9: Acein8ter (1570 in chips)jvidro1986: posts small blind 15havokddg: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Kd 3h]$$JakeDog420: foldsnappyface: foldsAcein8ter: foldspacaman613: foldsSerdar A.: folds*Lone*Trout*: raises 330 to 360 and is all-injvidro1986: raises 2555 to 2915 and is all-inhavokddg: folds*** FLOP *** [3c Ks 4h]*** TURN *** [3c Ks 4h] [9h]*** RIVER *** [3c Ks 4h 9h] [4d]*** SHOW DOWN ***jvidro1986: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)*Lone*Trout*: shows [Kd 3h] (two pair, Kings and Fours)jvidro1986 collected 750 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 750 | Rake 0Board [3c Ks 4h 9h 4d]Seat 1: pacaman613 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Serdar A. folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: *Lone*Trout* (button) showed [Kd 3h] and lost with two pair, Kings and FoursSeat 4: jvidro1986 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and won (750) with two pair, Aces and FoursSeat 5: havokddg (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: $$JakeDog420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: nappyface folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Acein8ter folded before Flop (didn't bet)*L*T*

[therescav 0]

I learnt a valuable lesson from this hand. Never, ever doubt the power of the Krablar:PokerStars Game #10126486166: Tournament #51328012, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/27 - 06:39:58 (ET)Table '51328012 8' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: pokeryo93 (1894 in chips) Seat 2: loulah (2760 in chips) Seat 3: Butters1728 (4185 in chips) Seat 4: therescav (5590 in chips) Seat 5: CHRISTIE#13 (2305 in chips) Seat 6: cocer (3230 in chips) Seat 7: benny2309 (4918 in chips) Seat 8: bato68 (3773 in chips) Seat 9: CALIMEROS13 (2785 in chips) CHRISTIE#13: posts small blind 75cocer: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to therescav [Ks 3d]benny2309: folds bato68: raises 150 to 300CALIMEROS13: folds pokeryo93: folds loulah: folds Butters1728: folds therescav: calls 300CHRISTIE#13: calls 225cocer: folds *** FLOP *** [Qc As 6s]CHRISTIE#13: checks bato68: bets 300therescav: folds CHRISTIE#13: calls 300*** TURN *** [Qc As 6s] [3s]CHRISTIE#13: checks bato68: checks *** RIVER *** [Qc As 6s 3s] [3h]CHRISTIE#13: bets 300bato68: folds CHRISTIE#13 collected 1650 from potCHRISTIE#13: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1650 | Rake 0 Board [Qc As 6s 3s 3h]Seat 1: pokeryo93 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: loulah folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Butters1728 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: therescav (button) folded on the FlopSeat 5: CHRISTIE#13 (small blind) collected (1650)Seat 6: cocer (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: benny2309 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: bato68 folded on the RiverSeat 9: CALIMEROS13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[milojones 0]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2530048953: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (19172631), Table 4 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:09:20 ET - 2007/05/28Seat 1: NJerseyDavid (10,060)Seat 2: 6derek (7,150)Seat 3: preconception (6,911)Seat 4: paperboy1111 (10,050)Seat 5: doublebogieten (4,750)Seat 6: TheSearcher (1,475)Seat 7: focksnsox (2,200)Seat 8: bag beat (2,265)Seat 9: casingo (10,910)NJerseyDavid antes 256derek antes 25preconception antes 25paperboy1111 antes 25doublebogieten antes 25TheSearcher antes 25focksnsox antes 25bag beat antes 25casingo antes 25NJerseyDavid posts the small blind of 1206derek posts the big blind of 240The button is in seat #9*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to NJerseyDavid [3d Ks]preconception foldscasingo: i stink dont ipaperboy1111 foldsdoublebogieten foldsTheSearcher foldsfocksnsox foldsbag beat calls 240casingo foldsNJerseyDavid calls 1206derek checks*** FLOP *** [9s 8h Th]NJerseyDavid bets 4806derek foldsbag beat calls 480*** TURN *** [9s 8h Th] [As]NJerseyDavid bets 1,200bag beat calls 1,200*** RIVER *** [9s 8h Th As] [Kh]NJerseyDavid: nhNJerseyDavid bets 320NJerseyDavid: lolbag beat calls 320, and is all inNJerseyDavid: are you reall gonna fold?*** SHOW DOWN ***NJerseyDavid shows [3d Ks] (a pair of Kings)bag beat mucksNJerseyDavid wins the pot (4,945) with a pair of Kingsbag beat stands up*** SUMMARY ***

[rochyfish 0]

Trapping with the KrablarPokerStars Game #10181992115: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/05/30 - 11:21:21 (ET)Table 'Canopus II' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 2: Corner7 ($112.35 in chips) Seat 3: rochyfish ($1151 in chips) Seat 4: master cmndr ($57.25 in chips) Rock Ness will be allowed to play after the buttonmissao1 will be allowed to play after the buttonCorner7: posts small blind $1rochyfish: posts big blind $2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to rochyfish [3d Ks]master cmndr: raises $2 to $4missao1 joins the table at seat #1 Corner7: folds rochyfish: calls $2*** FLOP *** [5s 6c 3h]rochyfish: checks buddah36 joins the table at seat #6 master cmndr: bets $8rochyfish: calls $8*** TURN *** [5s 6c 3h] [Kc]rochyfish: checks master cmndr: bets $18rochyfish: raises $24 to $42master cmndr: raises $3.25 to $45.25 and is all-inrochyfish: calls $3.25*** RIVER *** [5s 6c 3h Kc] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ***rochyfish: shows [3d Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)master cmndr: mucks hand rochyfish said, "pinch pinch"rochyfish collected $114.50 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $115.50 | Rake $1 Board [5s 6c 3h Kc Th]Seat 2: Corner7 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: rochyfish (big blind) showed [3d Ks] and won ($114.50) with two pair, Kings and ThreesSeat 4: master cmndr (button) mucked [Ad Ac]

[sennin 0]

Krablar sparks a comeback, sick run of hands PokerStars Game #10185270023: Tournament #51617659, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/30 - 15:25:24 (ET)Table '51617659 13' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: Zocialite (1555 in chips) Seat 2: Katalkin (2485 in chips) Seat 3: .ReloaÐ. (343 in chips) Seat 4: KingFlow87 (220 in chips) Seat 5: OMGIAMAFISH (3505 in chips) Seat 6: postie30 (2625 in chips) Seat 7: dona75 (3280 in chips) Seat 8: stretch1430 (3635 in chips) Seat 9: fallujahff (6982 in chips) postie30: posts small blind 50dona75: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to .ReloaÐ. [3s Ks]stretch1430: folds fallujahff: folds Zocialite: raises 200 to 300Katalkin: folds .ReloaÐ.: raises 43 to 343 and is all-inKingFlow87: folds OMGIAMAFISH: folds postie30: calls 293dona75: folds Zocialite: calls 43*** FLOP *** [6c Kd Qs]postie30: bets 300Zocialite: raises 912 to 1212 and is all-inpostie30: calls 912*** TURN *** [6c Kd Qs] [Kc]*** RIVER *** [6c Kd Qs Kc] [Jc]*** SHOW DOWN ***postie30: shows [Th Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)Zocialite: shows [Ah Qd] (two pair, Kings and Queens - Ace kicker)Katalkin said, "lol"Zocialite collected 2424 from side pot.ReloaÐ.: shows [3s Ks] (three of a kind, Kings).ReloaÐ. said, "*pinch pinch*".ReloaÐ. collected 1129 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3553 Main pot 1129. Side pot 2424. | Rake 0 Board [6c Kd Qs Kc Jc]Seat 1: Zocialite showed [Ah Qd] and won (2424) with two pair, Kings and QueensSeat 2: Katalkin folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: .ReloaÐ. showed [3s Ks] and won (1129) with three of a kind, KingsSeat 4: KingFlow87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: OMGIAMAFISH (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: postie30 (small blind) showed [Th Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and QueensSeat 7: dona75 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: stretch1430 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: fallujahff folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[therescav 0]

<3 KrablarPokerStars Game #10211778195: Tournament #51751224, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/06/01 - 05:53:10 (ET)Table '51751224 11' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: cradshark_ (985 in chips) Seat 2: sdoris1212 (1815 in chips) Seat 4: therescav (1855 in chips) Seat 5: theBully29 (4275 in chips) Seat 6: RSA53 (500 in chips) Seat 7: hldngaflush (3660 in chips) Seat 8: COTLOD666 (2050 in chips) Seat 9: Scott0791 (3085 in chips) COTLOD666: posts small blind 25Scott0791: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to therescav [Kd 3d]cradshark_: folds sdoris1212: calls 50therescav: raises 100 to 150theBully29: folds RSA53: folds hldngaflush: raises 250 to 400COTLOD666: folds Scott0791: folds sdoris1212: calls 350therescav: calls 250*** FLOP *** [Ad Td 3s]sdoris1212: checks therescav: checks hldngaflush: checks *** TURN *** [Ad Td 3s] [2d]sdoris1212: checks xXx5centsxXx is connected therescav: bets 150hldngaflush: calls 150sdoris1212: folds *** RIVER *** [Ad Td 3s 2d] [5h]therescav: bets 500therescav said, "pinch pinch"hldngaflush: calls 500*** SHOW DOWN ***therescav: shows [Kd 3d] (a flush, Ace high)hldngaflush: mucks hand hldngaflush said, "nh"therescav collected 2575 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2575 | Rake 0 Board [Ad Td 3s 2d 5h]Seat 1: cradshark_ folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: sdoris1212 folded on the TurnSeat 4: therescav showed [Kd 3d] and won (2575) with a flush, Ace highSeat 5: theBully29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: RSA53 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: hldngaflush (button) mucked [Kc Ks]Seat 8: COTLOD666 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Scott0791 (big blind) folded before Flop

[QED 4]

What are peoples views on the rest of the Krablar family? eg the Qabler and the Jablar?

[Dabs45 1]

ss in tourny, wanted to get in all in before the break and i look down at this. first time ive gon all in with it, i guessed i underestimated its powers.PokerStars Game #10221579760: Tournament #51171046, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/06/01 - 19:54:39 (ET)Table '51171046 77' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: Assassinater (2490 in chips)Seat 2: KKrouner (4245 in chips)Seat 3: GetGWAP (975 in chips)Seat 4: darkstar1 (4275 in chips)Seat 5: fidgitalot (4195 in chips)Seat 6: whamdoug (5910 in chips)Seat 7: ARLENE_O (2730 in chips)Seat 8: tgxman (2075 in chips)Seat 9: missnic27 (11500 in chips)darkstar1: posts small blind 50fidgitalot: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GetGWAP [3s Ks]whamdoug: foldsARLENE_O: foldstgxman: foldsmissnic27: foldsAssassinater: foldsKKrouner: raises 200 to 300GetGWAP: raises 675 to 975 and is all-indarkstar1: foldsfidgitalot: foldsKKrouner: calls 675darkstar1 said, "I will sit 1st, 1000$ 5-10?"*** FLOP *** [Qd Qh 2s]*** TURN *** [Qd Qh 2s] [5c]*** RIVER *** [Qd Qh 2s 5c] [3h]darkstar1 said, "right now any site?"*** SHOW DOWN ***KKrouner: shows [As 7s] (a pair of Queens)GetGWAP: shows [3s Ks] (two pair, Queens and Threes)GetGWAP collected 2100 from potKKrouner said, "puke"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2100 | Rake 0Board [Qd Qh 2s 5c 3h]Seat 1: Assassinater folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: KKrouner showed [As 7s] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 3: GetGWAP (button) showed [3s Ks] and won (2100) with two pair, Queens and ThreesSeat 4: darkstar1 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: fidgitalot (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: whamdoug folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: ARLENE_O folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: tgxman folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: missnic27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[timwakefield 68]

ss in tourny, wanted to get in all in before the break and i look down at this. first time ive gon all in with it, i guessed i underestimated its powers.PokerStars Game #10221579760: Tournament #51171046, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/06/01 - 19:54:39 (ET)Table '51171046 77' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: Assassinater (2490 in chips)Seat 2: KKrouner (4245 in chips)Seat 3: GetGWAP (975 in chips)Seat 4: darkstar1 (4275 in chips)Seat 5: fidgitalot (4195 in chips)Seat 6: whamdoug (5910 in chips)Seat 7: ARLENE_O (2730 in chips)Seat 8: tgxman (2075 in chips)Seat 9: missnic27 (11500 in chips)darkstar1: posts small blind 50fidgitalot: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GetGWAP [3s Ks]whamdoug: foldsARLENE_O: foldstgxman: foldsmissnic27: foldsAssassinater: foldsKKrouner: raises 200 to 300GetGWAP: raises 675 to 975 and is all-indarkstar1: foldsfidgitalot: foldsKKrouner: calls 675darkstar1 said, "I will sit 1st, 1000$ 5-10?"*** FLOP *** [Qd Qh 2s]*** TURN *** [Qd Qh 2s] [5c]*** RIVER *** [Qd Qh 2s 5c] [3h]darkstar1 said, "right now any site?"*** SHOW DOWN ***KKrouner: shows [As 7s] (a pair of Queens)GetGWAP: shows [3s Ks] (two pair, Queens and Threes)GetGWAP collected 2100 from potKKrouner said, "puke"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2100 | Rake 0Board [Qd Qh 2s 5c 3h]Seat 1: Assassinater folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: KKrouner showed [As 7s] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 3: GetGWAP (button) showed [3s Ks] and won (2100) with two pair, Queens and ThreesSeat 4: darkstar1 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: fidgitalot (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: whamdoug folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: ARLENE_O folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: tgxman folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: missnic27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOL @ darkstar challenging somebody to a $1k HU match in a $10 mtt. P.S. NH

[Dabs45 1]

lol yeah, someone beat him with 5 2 he got all made and wouldnt stop bragging about how we all suck and hes won millions playing poker

[timwakefield 68]

Sitting like 5/500 in this tournament, this is my first hand at a new table. A true krablar...PokerStars Game #10224153681: Tournament #51171079, $15.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/06/01 - 22:46:01 (ET)Table '51171079 75' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: lil riffy (2955 in chips) Seat 2: johnnywad2 (1958 in chips) Seat 3: TimWakefield (7400 in chips) Seat 4: bus-boy78 (6677 in chips) Seat 5: hig2a4life (1460 in chips) Seat 6: TwoBlack9s (1410 in chips) Seat 7: pokerstudKK (2275 in chips) Seat 8: shelbytown (1710 in chips) Seat 9: Frebo1 (1325 in chips) pokerstudKK: posts small blind 50shelbytown: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to TimWakefield [Kh 3h]Frebo1: folds lil riffy: folds johnnywad2: folds TimWakefield: raises 175 to 275bus-boy78: folds hig2a4life: folds TwoBlack9s: folds pokerstudKK: folds shelbytown: calls 175*** FLOP *** [Ad Ts 8s]shelbytown: checks TimWakefield: bets 350shelbytown: folds TimWakefield collected 600 from potTimWakefield: shows [Kh 3h] (high card Ace)TimWakefield said, "pinch pinch"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 600 | Rake 0 Board [Ad Ts 8s]Seat 1: lil riffy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: johnnywad2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: TimWakefield collected (600)Seat 4: bus-boy78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: hig2a4life folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: TwoBlack9s (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: pokerstudKK (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: shelbytown (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 9: Frebo1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[sandwedge 30]

Last night in a live tournament at the Sahara. Blinds are 100-200. I'm down to 700, on the button. I move all in with Kd3c. BB calls with Ah3hThe table (being non believers), make comments about being dominated.I announce to the villain that I have him dominated and there's no way he can beat the best hand in poker. I then go through all my outs, such as two possible flushes, etc...Flop comes out TJx, and I celebrate such a great flop with so many outs.. 3 kings and runner runner straight.Turn is a Q, and I know I'm golden.River is an ace.The table is in disbelief as I do a sandwedge version of the krablar dance.

[StupidKid 0]

You flopped top set? Not a problem....PokerStars Game #10277148932: Tournament #52069709, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/06/04 - 23:44:50 (ET)Table '52069709 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: PuckSniper23 (1745 in chips) Seat 2: DOITDEALER (3490 in chips) Seat 3: ac000000 (1950 in chips) Seat 6: _Seat3_FT_ (1999 in chips) Seat 7: stupidkid888 (928 in chips) Seat 8: gatortom64 (2775 in chips) Seat 9: Beaverstyle (2555 in chips) _Seat3_FT_: posts small blind 15stupidkid888: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to stupidkid888 [Ks 3d]gatortom64: raises 60 to 90Beaverstyle: folds PuckSniper23: folds DOITDEALER: folds ac000000: folds _Seat3_FT_: folds stupidkid888: raises 838 to 928 and is all-ingatortom64: calls 838*** FLOP *** [Js Ts 5d]_Seat3_FT_ said, "BOOM"*** TURN *** [Js Ts 5d] [3s]stupidkid888 said, "spades"*** RIVER *** [Js Ts 5d 3s] [6s]Beaverstyle said, "lol obv"*** SHOW DOWN ***stupidkid888: shows [Ks 3d] (a flush, King high)gatortom64: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)stupidkid888 said, "obvvvvvvvvvv"stupidkid888 collected 1871 from potgatortom64 said, "nh"ac000000 said, "obv"_Seat3_FT_ said, "so sick,"Beaverstyle said, "like you didn't know it was coming"stupidkid888 said, "called it"_Seat3_FT_ said, "obv!"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1871 | Rake 0 Board [Js Ts 5d 3s 6s]Seat 1: PuckSniper23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: DOITDEALER folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: ac000000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: _Seat3_FT_ (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: stupidkid888 (big blind) showed [Ks 3d] and won (1871) with a flush, King highSeat 8: gatortom64 showed [Jh Jd] and lost with three of a kind, JacksSeat 9: Beaverstyle folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[lunarphase 0]

good god done dirty by the krablar 2nd time in a row i have AA cracked on this site surprisingly I turned a profit in cash games today Table: CITADEL Ln (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer [ 2007-06-08 02:13:51 ] Stage #677167416: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2007-06-08 02:13:51.002 (ET)Seat 6 - DOOMERR ($24.55 in chips)Seat 1 - RUSTY257 ($32.97 in chips)Seat 2 - REDONDO13 ($15 in chips)Seat 3 - LUNARPHASE ($38.95 in chips)Seat 5 - NLPLYR32 ($51.45 in chips)RUSTY257 - Posts small blind $0.10*** POCKET CARDS ***REDONDO13 - Posts big blind $0.25Dealt to LUNARPHASE [Ac Ad] LUNARPHASE - Raises $1 to $1NLPLYR32 - FoldsDOOMERR - Calls $1RUSTY257 - FoldsREDONDO13 - Folds*** FLOP *** [3h 2d 3c]LUNARPHASE - Bets $1.50*** TURN *** [3h 2d 3c] [2h]DOOMERR - Calls $1.50LUNARPHASE - Bets $3.50DOOMERR - Calls $3.50*** RIVER *** [3h 2d 3c 2h] [3d]LUNARPHASE - Bets $7DOOMERR - All-In(Raise) $18.55 to $18.55LUNARPHASE - Calls $11.55*** SHOW DOWN ***DOOMERR - Shows [Kd 3s] (Four of a kind, threes) Seat 1: RUSTY257 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: REDONDO13 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSLUNARPHASE - Shows [Ac Ad] (Full house, threes full of aces) DOOMERR Collects $47 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($49.45) | Rake ($2.45)Board [3h 2d 3c 2h 3d]Seat 3: LUNARPHASE HI:lost with Full house, threes full of aces [Ac Ad - B:3h,B:3d,B:3c,P:Ad,P:Ac] Seat 5: NLPLYR32 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: DOOMERR (dealer) collected Total ($47) All-In HI:($47) with Four of a kind, threes [Kd 3s - P:3s,B:3h,B:3d,B:3c,P:Kd]

[NocturnalRob 0]

PINCH PINCHPokerStars Game #10329075428: Tournament #52331588, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/06/08 - 04:51:23 (ET)Table '52331588 14' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: Mucky McMuck (2990 in chips) Seat 2: DirtyMccurdy (5476 in chips) Seat 3: PetriL (3010 in chips) Seat 5: NocturnalRob (4437 in chips) Seat 6: vespezian (5125 in chips) Seat 7: kohl62185 (5580 in chips) Seat 8: mathias2563 (9380 in chips) Seat 9: funbiker1 (4110 in chips) vespezian: posts small blind 100kohl62185: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to NocturnalRob [3h Kh]mathias2563: folds funbiker1: folds Mucky McMuck: folds DirtyMccurdy: folds PetriL: folds NocturnalRob: raises 600 to 800vespezian: folds kohl62185: raises 4780 to 5580 and is all-inNocturnalRob: calls 3637 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [5h Qs Jh]Mucky McMuck said, "wtf"*** TURN *** [5h Qs Jh] [4h]*** RIVER *** [5h Qs Jh 4h] [Ks]NocturnalRob said, "hahahahahahaha"*** SHOW DOWN ***kohl62185: shows [Ad 3s] (high card Ace)NocturnalRob: shows [3h Kh] (a flush, King high)Mucky McMuck said, "insane donkfest"NocturnalRob collected 8974 from potNocturnalRob said, "pinch pinch!"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 8974 | Rake 0 Board [5h Qs Jh 4h Ks]Seat 1: Mucky McMuck folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: DirtyMccurdy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: PetriL folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: NocturnalRob (button) showed [3h Kh] and won (8974) with a flush, King highSeat 6: vespezian (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: kohl62185 (big blind) showed [Ad 3s] and lost with high card AceSeat 8: mathias2563 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: funbiker1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

good god done dirty by the krablar 2nd time in a row i have AA cracked on this site surprisingly I turned a profit in cash games today Table: CITADEL Ln (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer [ 2007-06-08 02:13:51 ] Stage #677167416: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2007-06-08 02:13:51.002 (ET)Seat 6 - DOOMERR ($24.55 in chips)Seat 1 - RUSTY257 ($32.97 in chips)Seat 2 - REDONDO13 ($15 in chips)Seat 3 - LUNARPHASE ($38.95 in chips)Seat 5 - NLPLYR32 ($51.45 in chips)RUSTY257 - Posts small blind $0.10*** POCKET CARDS ***REDONDO13 - Posts big blind $0.25Dealt to LUNARPHASE [Ac Ad] LUNARPHASE - Raises $1 to $1NLPLYR32 - FoldsDOOMERR - Calls $1RUSTY257 - FoldsREDONDO13 - Folds*** FLOP *** [3h 2d 3c]LUNARPHASE - Bets $1.50*** TURN *** [3h 2d 3c] [2h]DOOMERR - Calls $1.50LUNARPHASE - Bets $3.50DOOMERR - Calls $3.50*** RIVER *** [3h 2d 3c 2h] [3d]LUNARPHASE - Bets $7DOOMERR - All-In(Raise) $18.55 to $18.55LUNARPHASE - Calls $11.55*** SHOW DOWN ***DOOMERR - Shows [Kd 3s] (Four of a kind, threes) Seat 1: RUSTY257 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: REDONDO13 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSLUNARPHASE - Shows [Ac Ad] (Full house, threes full of aces) DOOMERR Collects $47 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($49.45) | Rake ($2.45)Board [3h 2d 3c 2h 3d]Seat 3: LUNARPHASE HI:lost with Full house, threes full of aces [Ac Ad - B:3h,B:3d,B:3c,P:Ad,P:Ac] Seat 5: NLPLYR32 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: DOOMERR (dealer) collected Total ($47) All-In HI:($47) with Four of a kind, threes [Kd 3s - P:3s,B:3h,B:3d,B:3c,P:Kd]

The sacred QUAD CRABS! When get this hand, I will retire my pinchers forever, knowing that Krablar is pleased with me. till then, I pinch on.

[therescav 0]

facing nut flush draw, overcards...but nope, Krablar wins through as usual...PokerStars Game #10330648577: Tournament #52345985, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/06/08 - 08:55:40 (ET)Table '52345985 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 2: schmarri123 (1305 in chips) is sitting outSeat 3: mukzR (1405 in chips) Seat 4: Redheadr (1315 in chips) Seat 5: Ingleburn (1950 in chips) Seat 6: mastersven18 (3375 in chips) Seat 7: therescav (1445 in chips) Seat 8: CardinaleX (1310 in chips) Seat 9: Tragedy44 (1395 in chips) Ingleburn: posts small blind 25mastersven18: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to therescav [3d Ks]schmarri123 is connected schmarri123 has returnedtherescav: raises 100 to 150CardinaleX: folds Tragedy44: folds schmarri123: folds mukzR: folds Redheadr: calls 150Ingleburn: calls 125mastersven18: raises 1950 to 2100therescav: calls 1295 and is all-inRedheadr: folds Ingleburn: folds *** FLOP *** [2h 6c 9h]*** TURN *** [2h 6c 9h] [5s]*** RIVER *** [2h 6c 9h 5s] [4d]*** SHOW DOWN ***mastersven18: shows [Kh Ah] (high card Ace)therescav: shows [3d Ks] (a straight, Deuce to Six)therescav collected 3190 from pottherescav said, "pinch pinch"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3190 | Rake 0 Board [2h 6c 9h 5s 4d]Seat 2: schmarri123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: mukzR folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Redheadr (button) folded before FlopSeat 5: Ingleburn (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: mastersven18 (big blind) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with high card AceSeat 7: therescav showed [3d Ks] and won (3190) with a straight, Deuce to SixSeat 8: CardinaleX folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Tragedy44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[rochyfish 0]

I think I gave the krablar away, he folded :(Full Tilt Poker Game #2614230356: Table Miratan (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:56:33 ET - 2007/06/08Seat 1: ryck27 ($519.25)Seat 2: J-Cow ($494.50)Seat 3: Floyd13 ($196)Seat 4: mobstah ($285)Seat 5: efnajne ($11.50), is sitting outSeat 6: benz117 ($96)mobstah posts the small blind of $1benz117 has 5 seconds left to actbenz117 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to J-Cow [3d Ks]ryck27 raises to $4J-Cow raises to $12Floyd13 foldsmobstah foldsbenz117 foldsryck27 calls $8*** FLOP *** [6s 3s 7s]ryck27 checksJ-Cow bets $16ryck27 calls $16*** TURN *** [6s 3s 7s] [Kd]ryck27 checksJ-Cow bets $42ryck27 foldsUncalled bet of $42 returned to J-CowJ-Cow mucksJ-Cow wins the pot ($56.05)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $59 | Rake $2.95Board: [6s 3s 7s Kd]Seat 1: ryck27 folded on the TurnSeat 2: J-Cow collected ($56.05), muckedSeat 3: Floyd13 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: mobstah (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: efnajne is sitting outSeat 6: benz117 (big blind) folded before the Flop

[farmist 0]

PokerStars Game #10339032672: Tournament #52388767, $6.00+$0.60 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/06/08 - 20:03:34 (ET)Table '52388767 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: Matt Tobin (1480 in chips) Seat 2: CG-CUTTERMAN (1480 in chips) Seat 3: farmist (1600 in chips) Seat 4: ThaRanger21 (1420 in chips) Seat 5: calgary9 (1480 in chips) Seat 6: phx pimp21 (1540 in chips) calgary9: posts small blind 10phx pimp21: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to farmist [Ks 3h]Matt Tobin: folds CG-CUTTERMAN: raises 100 to 120farmist: calls 120ThaRanger21: folds calgary9: folds phx pimp21: folds *** FLOP *** [Jd Js Kh]CG-CUTTERMAN: bets 160farmist: calls 160*** TURN *** [Jd Js Kh] [8c]CG-CUTTERMAN: checks farmist: checks *** RIVER *** [Jd Js Kh 8c] [2h]CG-CUTTERMAN: checks farmist: bets 260CG-CUTTERMAN: calls 260*** SHOW DOWN ***farmist: shows [Ks 3h] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)CG-CUTTERMAN: mucks hand farmist collected 1110 from potfarmist said, "pinch pinch"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1110 | Rake 0 Board [Jd Js Kh 8c 2h]Seat 1: Matt Tobin folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: CG-CUTTERMAN mucked [Th Ac]Seat 3: farmist showed [Ks 3h] and won (1110) with two pair, Kings and JacksSeat 4: ThaRanger21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: calgary9 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: phx pimp21 (big blind) folded before FlopIT WORKS!!! lol