MDXS 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 This may be the funniest thing I've read on here. I don't know what's funnier, the dance itself or saying "pinch pinch" under your breath while doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
mcpickie 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 this post made an otherwise shitty day a little better, god bless the King Crab dancefreaking hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 28, 2005 Author Share Posted March 28, 2005 You all can say you knew me when... If you don't think I've rubbed one off, thinking about crab dancingafter the final hand of the WSOP, singin' pinch pinch, then you just don't know me well.. look for a Hawaiian shirt, a tie, and a dance, boys... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 28, 2005 Author Share Posted March 28, 2005 can I use that quote on the jacket of the soon to be released book verison of that post, suited up?Haha... Sure, knock yourself out.Edit: Wait, I get some sort of kickback for this right?Dude, absolutely... your endoursement will earn you 10% of the net. That and a nickel will buy you a nice hot cup of jack squat. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Well, if I don't raise on King Crab, I won't win with King Crab...and if I don't win with King Crab, I can't dance....you are my new god.There is no god, but Krablar. I am only his prophet.Mmmmm, sacrelicious... Link to post Share on other sites
troutsmart 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Very funny read... I think I'll start laughing everytime I look at K3 again, just picturing the King Crab dance. This is really going to mess up my game. Link to post Share on other sites
Quagmire 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The Krablar Dance sounds a lot like the dance the Dr. Zoidberg does on Futurama. You just need to add the woop-woop-woop sound (kinda like Curly from the Three Stooges) and it would be complete.Great story. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 For some reason completely unbeknownst to me, a three is nicknamed a crab. Pocket threes have been known as crabs. Hence K-3 is a king and a crab. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 It's like the crab's pincher... get it? Pinch Pinch, Pinch Pinch. Sounds f ing dumb to me, but funny none the less.. My second favorite name is K-9 being a Saw mill, 'cause Cowboy Wolford, driving home from a poker game where he got his but kicked, while they were driving by a sawmill, said" even the guys in that saw mill wouldn't have been dumb enough to get busted with king nine..." hahahahahah Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyhockey 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 For some reason completely unbeknownst to me, a three is nicknamed a crab. Pocket threes have been known as crabs. Hence K-3 is a king and a crab.Turn a 3 90 degrees counter-clockwise, and it resembles a crab. 3Hmmm, I changed the font size of that '3' from 'normal' to 'huge'. Doesn't seem to huge to me... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 a pincher!! PINCH PINCH PINCH!! Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Actually, I had king crab for dinner last night. And neither it, nor it's pincers resembled threes to me.However, " and if I don't win with King Crab, I can't dance" just plain cracks me up every time I picture it being said at a card table.I don't know if it's been a long day, if this is really as funny as it seems, or if I'm finally just losing it after a long battle with keeping sane. But it's just so funny.Thanks BigDMcGee. Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Something tells me I may end up seeing the dance at my local casinos. I might lose a bunch of money if I ever decide to try to win an opportunity to piss off a bunch of people...and dance. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 I still think of it an laugh.. and while each krablar dance is it's own special snow flake, that one was the best.. I mean, can you imagine how crazy that sounded to the people at the table? Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I call pocket 3s crabs because my last 3 girlfriends all had crabs, it's really easy to remember that way. So I guess that would make ME King Crab. Link to post Share on other sites
vaglvr 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I call pocket 3s crabs because my last 3 girlfriends all had crabs, it's really easy to remember that way. So I guess that would make ME King Crab.Do you think that the crabs thing is just a funny coincidence or a has somehthing to do with the type of girls you've been dating? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 I call pocket 3s crabs because my last 3 girlfriends all had crabs, it's really easy to remember that way. So I guess that would make ME King Crab.Do you think that the crabs thing is just a funny coincidence or a has somehthing to do with the type of girls you've been dating? Dude, I don't even want to think of that Crab dance Link to post Share on other sites
aneurysm 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I love you.This is the funniest post since that ben guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Graphic_V 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
badjefft 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 the krablar to hit tournament play! Link to post Share on other sites
ddoggphx 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Long live the Krablar!I think I will take this, make it my own with a slight modification: When I do my own personal crab dance, I will say "Crab people, crab people" like on South Park.Very excellent story...thanks for the laugh! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Haha, surprisingly the OP's post is worth the 10 minute read. Long live the Krablar indeed! Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I must admit, tonight I played and won with the Krabler and proceed to do the crab dance, albeit in the privacy of my own house. Link to post Share on other sites
vaglvr 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I call pocket 3s crabs because my last 3 girlfriends all had crabs, it's really easy to remember that way. So I guess that would make ME King Crab.Is there any other STD related hands because I'd really like to know. Link to post Share on other sites
alexquigley 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 ....my friends and I named Q2 the "Dirty W-H-O-R-E"...Queen-DoucheYeah, sick. We know. That's why it's awesome. And no, there is no dance to it. Yet. Link to post Share on other sites
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