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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush. Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
bigD is well schooled in the ways of the Krablar, but obviously not in the ways of Party Poker, where a six-way pot raised pot is not unusual.having said that, KK is clearly just being a dick, since this hand is made up. you know your life is sad when...DanielETA until KK response - 3 minutes
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You know how everyone is complaining about General Forum, and how much it sucks now?  The suckiness  started with this thread.
Would you care for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with your hateraid?
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
Well, Kowboy, you're posts of late are as mind numbing as always, so we're going back to the old stand by from now on..I didn't read this post, I'm assuming it sucks, no one cares what you think.
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You know how everyone is complaining about General Forum, and how much it sucks now?  The suckiness  started with this thread.
Don't disprespect the Krablar. It'll come back to haunt you some day. :spade:
Wise words by Miss Idaho, Sum... you'd do well to listen to her
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Loving this post. Is it really that hard for the haters to just skip it in scrolling through the forum? It gives late comers a good laugh and I'll be sure to slip the Krablar into my next limit game.PINCH!

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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
bigD is well schooled in the ways of the Krablar, but obviously not in the ways of Party Poker, where a six-way pot raised pot is not unusual.having said that, KK is clearly just being a dick, since this hand is made up. you know your life is sad when...DanielETA until KK response - 3 minutes
you're right. I made this all up...boy, you caught me red-handed...boy, I sure feel dumb. Seriously though...it was a real hand...why would I make this up??? It happened..and when it did, I thought "man, glad I didn't play that Krablar, it would have cost me money," and then I remembered this thread and figured it was a good post in this thread. What did I do wrong???
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
Well, Kowboy, you're posts of late are as mind numbing as always, so we're going back to the old stand by from now on..I didn't read this post, I'm assuming it sucks, no one cares what you think.
so....let me get this straight. I post a REAL hand where I had the Krablar in a thread all about the Krablar...you flame me for folding the hand and you make the FALSE assumption that I folded to one bet when in reality it was three bets to me....and then all I do is correct you without insults or anything....and then you get onto me about my post being "mind numbing." Yeah...that makes a LOT of sense. If you look at this objectively, which you won't, you will see I did nothing wrong here...I posted a real hand and YOU are the one trying to unnecessarily flame me.
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
Well, Kowboy, you're posts of late are as mind numbing as always, so we're going back to the old stand by from now on..I didn't read this post, I'm assuming it sucks, no one cares what you think.
so....let me get this straight. I post a REAL hand where I had the Krablar in a thread all about the Krablar...you flame me for folding the hand and you make the FALSE assumption that I folded to one bet when in reality it was three bets to me....and then all I do is correct you without insults or anything....and then you get onto me about my post being "mind numbing." Yeah...that makes a LOT of sense. If you look at this objectively, which you won't, you will see I did nothing wrong here...I posted a real hand and YOU are the one trying to unnecessarily flame me.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
Well, Kowboy, you're posts of late are as mind numbing as always, so we're going back to the old stand by from now on..I didn't read this post, I'm assuming it sucks, no one cares what you think.
so....let me get this straight. I post a REAL hand where I had the Krablar in a thread all about the Krablar...you flame me for folding the hand and you make the FALSE assumption that I folded to one bet when in reality it was three bets to me....and then all I do is correct you without insults or anything....and then you get onto me about my post being "mind numbing." Yeah...that makes a LOT of sense. If you look at this objectively, which you won't, you will see I did nothing wrong here...I posted a real hand and YOU are the one trying to unnecessarily flame me.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.
*yawn*(P.S. I know you did read it....and I know you know that I'm right and are thus just trying to avoid that subject and otherwise try to make me look bad. So...thank you for your ignorance.)
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got dealt 3c Kc on the button. Six to the flop. Flop comes 3s 3d Ks. Lots of action. LOTS. Turn comes 10s. Capped betting four way. Js on the river. Capped betting 3 way. UTG with As Qs takes down the pot with the Royal Flush.  Good think I folded pre-flop. F*CK THE KRABLAR!!
Ah, Kowboy Koop doesn't get the power of the Krablar, there's a shock.folding kx suited on the button in an unraised six way pot is just stupid, period.
pot was double-raised before me. I call one bet in an unraised pot, but not three. Please show me where I said it was an unraised flop.
Well, Kowboy, you're posts of late are as mind numbing as always, so we're going back to the old stand by from now on..I didn't read this post, I'm assuming it sucks, no one cares what you think.
so....let me get this straight. I post a REAL hand where I had the Krablar in a thread all about the Krablar...you flame me for folding the hand and you make the FALSE assumption that I folded to one bet when in reality it was three bets to me....and then all I do is correct you without insults or anything....and then you get onto me about my post being "mind numbing." Yeah...that makes a LOT of sense. If you look at this objectively, which you won't, you will see I did nothing wrong here...I posted a real hand and YOU are the one trying to unnecessarily flame me.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.
*yawn*(P.S. I know you did read it....and I know you know that I'm right and are thus just trying to avoid that subject and otherwise try to make me look bad. So...thank you for your ignorance.)
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.
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KowboyKoop owns.
thanks for the compliment. I still think you suck though.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.(this is a great way to bump the Krablar thread. Plus, a lession plan on how all other posters should treat koop, and his insane rants. FCPer's take note, please!!)
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KowboyKoop owns.
thanks for the compliment. I still think you suck though.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.(this is a great way to bump the Krablar thread. Plus, a lession plan on how all other posters should treat koop, and his insane rants. FCPer's take note, please!!)
Nice spelling, hobo.
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KowboyKoop owns.
thanks for the compliment. I still think you suck though.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.(this is a great way to bump the Krablar thread. Plus, a lession plan on how all other posters should treat koop, and his insane rants. FCPer's take note, please!!)
Nice spelling, hobo.
I didn't read your post, I'm assuming it sucked, no one cares what you think.
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I would loove to see you do the crab dance after you beat me,specially since you d be doind the " i just got punched on the freaking nose dance" afterwards. or the " crap i m bleeding all over the freaking felt dance".At least you finally got your stupid PSP and can now stop crying about it...you clown.keep playing k 3 you moron i m sure it ll do your bankroll good in the long run.

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I would loove to see you do the crab dance after you beat me,specially since you d be doind the " i just got punched on the freaking nose dance" afterwards. or the " crap i m bleeding all over the freaking felt dance".At least you finally got your stupid PSP and can now stop crying about it...you clown.keep playing k 3 you moron i m sure it ll do your bankroll good in the long run.

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You know how everyone is complaining about General Forum, and how much it sucks now?  The suckiness  started with this thread.
Don't disprespect the Krablar. It'll come back to haunt you some day. :club:
I don't fear hands, I fear the people that play them. And the day I'm scared of a dancing krablar raising idiot is the day I quit poker.
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I would loove to see you do the crab dance after you beat me,specially since you d be doind the " i just got punched on the freaking nose dance" afterwards. or the " crap i m bleeding all over the freaking felt dance".At least you finally got your stupid PSP and can now stop crying about it...you clown.keep playing k 3  you moron i m sure it ll do your bankroll good in the long run.
Good luck punching me in a casino, and have fun in the pokey when I press charges hahahahahaha. I will keep playing K3, and it has done wonders for my bankroll.
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You know how everyone is complaining about General Forum, and how much it sucks now?  The suckiness  started with this thread.
Don't disprespect the Krablar. It'll come back to haunt you some day. :spade:
I don't fear hands, I fear the people that play them. And the day I'm scared of a dancing krablar raising idiot is the day I quit poker.
From the mouths of babes.... This, My Krablar disiples is the true power of Krablar. I don't want to be feared, you stupid fish, I want to be underestimated. hahahahha Pinch pinch, pinch pinch.
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