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Fredde says: Dealt to FecExitium [3s 3h] g.tamas1981: bets 600FecExitium: raises 1200 to 1800Henne23: folds LuckyFace69: folds g.tamas1981: raises 3600 to 5400FecExitium: raises 12725 to 18125 and is all-ing.tamas1981: calls 7460 and is all-inUncalled bet (5265) returned to FecExitium *** TURN *** [Kh 5d 3d] [2h]*** RIVER *** [Kh 5d 3d 2h] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***g.tamas1981: shows [Ks 3c] (a full house, Kings full of Threes)FecExitium: shows [3s 3h] (a full house, Threes full of Kings) Seat 2: g.tamas1981 (small blind) showed [Ks 3c] and won (28540) with a full house, Kings full of ThreesSeat 3: FecExitium (big blind) showed [3s 3h] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Kings WTF!?! HADE VARIT I TOPPENMy friend whom barely plays poker just got Krablared hard in the butt, and he doesn't even know what it is!(he is pissed!)

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Seat 1: MTLS4 (2955 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: OSUEx (1670 in chips) Seat 3: CookieBook (2770 in chips) Seat 4: chk-call (2895 in chips) is sitting outSeat 5: acremaker (3030 in chips) Seat 6: cornfed13 (2690 in chips) Seat 7: bdchambers (7485 in chips) Seat 9: xxjd67xx (2665 in chips) Seat 10: MaxStPolish (3840 in chips) acremaker: posts small blind 25cornfed13: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MaxStPolish [Ks 3d]bdchambers: raises 50 to 100enod666 is connected xxjd67xx: folds MaxStPolish: raises 3740 to 3840 and is all-inMTLS4: folds OSUEx: folds CookieBook: folds chk-call: folds acremaker: folds cornfed13: folds bdchambers: calls 3740*** FLOP *** [2s 3c Kd]*** TURN *** [2s 3c Kd] [Ah]*** RIVER *** [2s 3c Kd Ah] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***bdchambers: shows [As 8c] (a pair of Aces)MaxStPolish: shows [Ks 3d] (two pair, Kings and Threes)MaxStPolish said, "pinch pinch"MaxStPolish collected 7755 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7755 | Rake 0 Board [2s 3c Kd Ah Qs]Seat 1: MTLS4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: OSUEx folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: CookieBook folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: chk-call (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: acremaker (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: cornfed13 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: bdchambers showed [As 8c] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 9: xxjd67xx folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 10: MaxStPolish showed [Ks 3d] and won (7755) with two pair, Kings and Threes

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PokerStars Game #39922320280: Tournament #227412127, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/17 20:04:36 CT [2010/02/17 21:04:36 ET]Table '227412127 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: DiamondDixi (2830 in chips) Seat 2: NotoriousCPA (2990 in chips) is sitting outSeat 3: Lazarus_AK (3150 in chips) Seat 4: Hatchet826 (3260 in chips) Seat 5: Tasman25 (2920 in chips) Seat 6: MaxStPolish (2820 in chips) Seat 7: se7enth_bok (3000 in chips) Seat 8: vbnautilus (3000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 9: Big_M (3030 in chips) MaxStPolish: posts small blind 10se7enth_bok: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MaxStPolish [Kc 3c]vbnautilus: folds Big_M: folds DiamondDixi: folds NotoriousCPA: folds Lazarus_AK: folds Hatchet826: folds Tasman25: raises 40 to 60MaxStPolish: raises 160 to 220se7enth_bok: raises 320 to 540Tasman25 said, "ooops"Tasman25: folds Big_M said, "see what you started tasman"MaxStPolish: raises 520 to 1060Tasman25 said, "lol"se7enth_bok: folds Uncalled bet (520) returned to MaxStPolishMaxStPolish collected 1140 from potMaxStPolish: shows [Kc 3c] (high card King)se7enth_bok said, "fold my 7 hi"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1140 | Rake 0 Seat 1: DiamondDixi folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: NotoriousCPA folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Lazarus_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Hatchet826 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Tasman25 (button) folded before FlopSeat 6: MaxStPolish (small blind) collected (1140)Seat 7: se7enth_bok (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: vbnautilus folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Big_M folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Full Tilt Poker Game #18625900800: $8 + $0.80 Tournament (141278669), Table 19 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:01:29 ET - 2010/02/20Seat 1: Bimsi (1,945)Seat 2: JLCH118 (2,025)Seat 3: schlaflos 66 (2,165)Seat 4: rockway (2,090)Seat 5: coug28 (1,860)Seat 6: naviwo (2,245)Seat 7: AzArt1st (1,945)Seat 8: KB Binding 7774 (2,015)Seat 9: RDMN8 (1,780)rockway posts the small blind of 15coug28 posts the big blind of 30The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to coug28 [Kc 3h]naviwo calls 30AzArt1st foldsKB Binding 7774 has 15 seconds left to actKB Binding 7774 has timed outKB Binding 7774 foldsKB Binding 7774 is sitting outRDMN8 calls 30KB Binding 7774 has returnedBimsi has 15 seconds left to actBimsi has timed outBimsi foldsBimsi is sitting outJLCH118 foldsschlaflos 66 foldsBimsi has returnedrockway has 15 seconds left to actrockway calls 15coug28 checks*** FLOP *** [Kd 5d 3c]rockway has 15 seconds left to actrockway checkscoug28 bets 60naviwo calls 60RDMN8 raises to 270rockway has 15 seconds left to actrockway foldscoug28 calls 210naviwo calls 210*** TURN *** [Kd 5d 3c] [Qh]coug28 checksnaviwo checksRDMN8 bets 1,480, and is all incoug28 calls 1,480naviwo foldsRDMN8 shows [Ah Ks]coug28 shows [Kc 3h]*** RIVER *** [Kd 5d 3c Qh] [9h]RDMN8 shows a pair of Kingscoug28 shows two pair, Kings and Threescoug28 wins the pot (3,890) with two pair, Kings and Threes*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3,890 | Rake 0Board: [Kd 5d 3c Qh 9h]Seat 1: Bimsi didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: JLCH118 didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: schlaflos 66 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: rockway (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 5: coug28 (big blind) showed [Kc 3h] and won (3,890) with two pair, Kings and ThreesSeat 6: naviwo folded on the TurnSeat 7: AzArt1st didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: KB Binding 7774 didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: RDMN8 showed [Ah Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings

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DAMMIT. I had a chance at shipping a MTT with the super krablar deluxe. What a moment in crab history it would have been.Full Tilt Poker Game #18664081516: $10 + $1 Tournament (141303704), Table 1 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Omaha H/L - 21:40:06 ET - 2010/02/21Seat 4: MaxStPolish (635,552)Seat 6: JoMaha8 (36,448)MaxStPolish antes 1,000JoMaha8 antes 1,000JoMaha8: im in 1 on starsMaxStPolish posts the small blind of 5,000JoMaha8 posts the big blind of 10,000The button is in seat #4*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to MaxStPolish [3s 3c Kc Kd]JoMaha8: then going to dinnerMaxStPolish: gotta end on a good noteMaxStPolish has 15 seconds left to actMaxStPolish raises to 32,000JoMaha8 raises to 35,448, and is all inMaxStPolish has 15 seconds left to actMaxStPolish calls 3,448JoMaha8 shows [7c 9d 5h 7d]MaxStPolish shows [3s 3c Kc Kd]SOLO158 (Observer): cool*** FLOP *** [Ah 4s 6c]*** TURN *** [Ah 4s 6c] [Qc]*** RIVER *** [Ah 4s 6c Qc] [2d]JoMaha8 shows a pair of Sevens, for high and 7,5,4,2,A, for lowMaxStPolish shows a pair of Kings, for highMaxStPolish wins the high pot (36,448) with a pair of KingsJoMaha8 wins the low pot (36,448) with 7,5,4,2,A*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 72,896 | Rake 0Board: [Ah 4s 6c Qc 2d]Seat 4: MaxStPolish showed [3s 3c Kc Kd] and won (36,448) with HI: a pair of KingsSeat 6: JoMaha8 (big blind) showed [7c 9d 5h 7d] and won (36,448) with HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 7,5,4,2,A

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PokerStars Game #40137804401: Tournament #245645349, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/02/21 23:49:02 CT [2010/02/22 0:49:02 ET]Table '245645349 13' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: PillyPill (895 in chips) Seat 2: NAGUZDUB (2475 in chips) Seat 3: lNormaJean (3715 in chips) Seat 4: ftphatedme (1245 in chips) Seat 5: J.t.Parrot (1545 in chips) Seat 6: FAFERI (615 in chips) Seat 7: 1ace14 (3950 in chips) Seat 8: armenak28 (3042 in chips) Seat 9: jakez06 (2870 in chips) ftphatedme: posts small blind 75J.t.Parrot: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to PillyPill [Ks 3h]FAFERI: calls 1501ace14: folds armenak28: raises 300 to 450jakez06: folds PillyPill: raises 445 to 895 and is all-inNAGUZDUB: folds lNormaJean: folds ftphatedme: folds J.t.Parrot: calls 745FAFERI: calls 465 and is all-inarmenak28: calls 445*** FLOP *** [4c 3s 2h]J.t.Parrot: bets 650 and is all-inarmenak28: folds Uncalled bet (650) returned to J.t.ParrotPillyPill said, "pinch pinch"*** TURN *** [4c 3s 2h] [Td]*** RIVER *** [4c 3s 2h Td] [2s]*** SHOW DOWN ***J.t.Parrot: shows [Ac 8d] (a pair of Deuces)PillyPill: shows [Ks 3h] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)PillyPill collected 840 from side potFAFERI: shows [8h Jh] (a pair of Deuces)PillyPill collected 2535 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3375 Main pot 2535. Side pot 840. | Rake 0 Board [4c 3s 2h Td 2s]Seat 1: PillyPill showed [Ks 3h] and won (3375) with two pair, Threes and DeucesSeat 2: NAGUZDUB folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: lNormaJean (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: ftphatedme (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: J.t.Parrot (big blind) showed [Ac 8d] and lost with a pair of DeucesSeat 6: FAFERI showed [8h Jh] and lost with a pair of DeucesSeat 7: 1ace14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: armenak28 folded on the FlopSeat 9: jakez06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #44968895301: Tournament #314010483, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2010/06/02 14:30:52 ETTable '314010483 6' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: eldar652 (2000 in chips) Seat 2: ALLAN G. B. (3180 in chips) Seat 3: D. Maisonave (5150 in chips) Seat 4: LizardCT (3630 in chips) Seat 5: spydur86 (1050 in chips) Seat 6: dukitup (2455 in chips) Seat 7: nodroz (7090 in chips) Seat 8: FlyingHubi (1440 in chips) Seat 9: retkom (2385 in chips) eldar652: posts the ante 20ALLAN G. B.: posts the ante 20D. Maisonave: posts the ante 20LizardCT: posts the ante 20spydur86: posts the ante 20dukitup: posts the ante 20nodroz: posts the ante 20FlyingHubi: posts the ante 20retkom: posts the ante 20LizardCT: posts small blind 75spydur86: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to spydur86 [3s Kd]dukitup: folds nodroz: folds FlyingHubi: folds retkom: folds eldar652: calls 150ALLAN G. B.: folds D. Maisonave: folds LizardCT: calls 75spydur86: raises 880 to 1030 and is all-ineldar652: calls 880LizardCT: calls 880*** FLOP *** [2d Qs Jd]LizardCT: checks eldar652: checks *** TURN *** [2d Qs Jd] [9c]LizardCT: checks eldar652: checks *** RIVER *** [2d Qs Jd 9c] [Tc]LizardCT: checks eldar652: checks *** SHOW DOWN ***LizardCT: shows [9s Ah] (a pair of Nines)spydur86: shows [3s Kd] (a straight, Nine to King)eldar652: mucks hand spydur86 collected 3270 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3270 | Rake 0 Board [2d Qs Jd 9c Tc]Seat 1: eldar652 mucked [5s 5h]Seat 2: ALLAN G. B. folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: D. Maisonave (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: LizardCT (small blind) showed [9s Ah] and lost with a pair of NinesSeat 5: spydur86 (big blind) showed [3s Kd] and won (3270) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 6: dukitup folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: nodroz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: FlyingHubi folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: retkom folded before Flop (didn't bet)I forgot to pinch! D'oh.

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My first and last hand at a cash game (a couple of months ago) - thanks a lot, Krablar!PokerStars Game #41090749698: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/03/13 12:21:20 WET [2010/03/13 7:21:20 ET]Table 'Gehrels VIII' 6-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: CoolHandKai ($50 in chips) Seat 2: DURKADURDUR ($68.10 in chips) Seat 3: BuyHeroine ($50 in chips) Seat 4: TTprofi888 ($95.70 in chips) Seat 5: Davis0987 ($74.40 in chips) Seat 6: pt5569 ($29.50 in chips) pt5569: posts small blind $0.25CoolHandKai: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CoolHandKai [3c Kh]DURKADURDUR: folds BuyHeroine: raises $1 to $1.50TTprofi888: calls $1.50Davis0987: calls $1.50pt5569: folds CoolHandKai: calls $1*** FLOP *** [Kd 2c 3d]CoolHandKai: checks BuyHeroine: checks TTprofi888: checks Davis0987: bets $4.50CoolHandKai: raises $9.50 to $14BuyHeroine: folds TTprofi888: folds Davis0987: raises $58.90 to $72.90 and is all-inCoolHandKai: calls $34.50 and is all-inUncalled bet ($24.40) returned to Davis0987*** TURN *** [Kd 2c 3d] [Th]*** RIVER *** [Kd 2c 3d Th] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***CoolHandKai: shows [3c Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)Davis0987: shows [Qd Ad] (a flush, Ace high)Davis0987 collected $100.25 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $103.25 | Rake $3 Board [Kd 2c 3d Th 8d]Seat 1: CoolHandKai (big blind) showed [3c Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and ThreesSeat 2: DURKADURDUR folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: BuyHeroine folded on the FlopSeat 4: TTprofi888 folded on the FlopSeat 5: Davis0987 (button) showed [Qd Ad] and won ($100.25) with a flush, Ace highSeat 6: pt5569 (small blind) folded before Flop

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I've got people in the local games playing the hell outta the krab.
dogpatch, you 'ol bastard! how are ya? still dealing i see?LA, getting people to switch from 72 to K3...nice work.
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I've got people in the local games playing the hell outta the krab.
Big money. Snip Snip.PokerStars Game #45350002418: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2010/06/10 23:28:08 ETTable 'Marfik' 6-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 2: cancanQQ ($6.20 in chips) Seat 3: $ßóMßHáÑdS$ ($4.39 in chips) Seat 4: JspencerFCP ($5.45 in chips) $ßóMßHáÑdS$: posts small blind $0.05JspencerFCP: posts big blind $0.10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to JspencerFCP [3h Kd]cancanQQ: calls $0.10$ßóMßHáÑdS$: calls $0.05JspencerFCP: checks *** FLOP *** [5d Kh 4h]$ßóMßHáÑdS$: bets $0.10JspencerFCP: raises $0.15 to $0.25cancanQQ: calls $0.25$ßóMßHáÑdS$: raises $0.15 to $0.40JspencerFCP: calls $0.15cancanQQ: calls $0.15*** TURN *** [5d Kh 4h] [Th]$ßóMßHáÑdS$: checks JspencerFCP: bets $0.80cancanQQ: calls $0.80$ßóMßHáÑdS$: calls $0.80*** RIVER *** [5d Kh 4h Th] [2c]$ßóMßHáÑdS$: checks JspencerFCP: bets $2.10cancanQQ: folds $ßóMßHáÑdS$: folds Uncalled bet ($2.10) returned to JspencerFCPJspencerFCP collected $3.71 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $3.90 | Rake $0.19 Board [5d Kh 4h Th 2c]Seat 2: cancanQQ (button) folded on the RiverSeat 3: $ßóMßHáÑdS$ (small blind) folded on the RiverSeat 4: JspencerFCP (big blind) collected ($3.71)
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obviously this guy knows his stuffFull Tilt Poker Game #22063296838: $8 + $0.80 Tournament (170388020), Table 7 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:20:26 ET - 2010/07/03Seat 1: Pal Helvey (2,860)Seat 2: Tom320si (4,340)Seat 3: FunnyMoon (965)Seat 4: Jax700 (1,303)Seat 5: ecordova79 (2,315)Seat 6: SuperJon9000 (3,275)Seat 7: ntreno_a (5,040)Seat 8: Kroko x (3,190)Seat 9: thor1430 (5,590)SuperJon9000 posts the small blind of 50ntreno_a posts the big blind of 100The button is in seat #5*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to SuperJon9000 [Ah 2d]Kroko x foldsthor1430 calls 100Pal Helvey foldsTom320si calls 100FunnyMoon calls 100Jax700 foldsecordova79 foldsSuperJon9000 foldsntreno_a raises to 5,040, and is all inthor1430 foldsTom320si calls 4,240, and is all inFunnyMoon has 15 seconds left to actFunnyMoon calls 865, and is all inntreno_a shows [3d Kc]Tom320si shows [8s Jc]FunnyMoon shows [9h 7h]Uncalled bet of 700 returned to ntreno_a*** FLOP *** [3c 3s 3h]*** TURN *** [3c 3s 3h] [9s]*** RIVER *** [3c 3s 3h 9s] [8c]ntreno_a shows four of a kind, ThreesTom320si shows a full house, Threes full of Eightsntreno_a wins the side pot (6,750) with four of a kind, ThreesFunnyMoon shows a full house, Threes full of Ninesntreno_a wins the main pot (3,045) with four of a kind, Threes*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 9,795 Main pot 3,045. Side pot 6,750. | Rake 0Board: [3c 3s 3h 9s 8c]Seat 1: Pal Helvey didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: Tom320si showed [8s Jc] and lost with a full house, Threes full of EightsSeat 3: FunnyMoon showed [9h 7h] and lost with a full house, Threes full of NinesSeat 4: Jax700 didn't bet (folded)Seat 5: ecordova79 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: SuperJon9000 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 7: ntreno_a (big blind) showed [3d Kc] and won (9,795) with four of a kind, ThreesSeat 8: Kroko x didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: thor1430 folded before the Flop

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so i did a google search to find this thread, and i stumbled onto this..http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2260...0750&v=walla now defunct facebook group about Krablar... made me chortle. Why didn't who ever started it link it in here? Maybe they wanted to take credit for the Krablar like those texas douchebags a few years ago.

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feral_cow_icon.gifA pack of feral cows chewed their cuds for .0043 seconds to convert this handPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em ($5.00+$0.50) t1500/t3000 ante t300 - 9 playersBB: t58,347 UTG: t59,072 UTG+1: t66,884 MP: t50,801 MP2: t117,337 (Hero)HJ: t42,794 CO: t110,051 Button: t63,744 SB: t36,490 Preflop: (t7,200) Hero is MP2 with :qh:3h (9 players)3 folds, Hero raises to t6666, 4 folds, BB calls t3666Flop: (t17,532) :ts:club::jh (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets t6000, BB calls t6000Turn: (t29,532) :4h (2 players)BB bets t9000, Hero calls t9000River: (t47,532) :5c (2 players)BB bets t9000, Hero raises to t95371 and is all-in, BB foldsHero collected t65532
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