DowntownDan 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 OK all....believe me....I am equally as obcessed with the tenacity of my alter ego's posting of ,what turned out to be...the most 'quoted', talked about, most 'replied to' paradoxical misnomer of the ...what, day? month? Year? And 'how fortuitous for you omnipotant critics, that you should , not only.. have sutch a marvelous blunder posted on your forum,..but a 'newbe' (without tenure) to boot!!! That's gotta be like ..a gift fallen from Heaven!! Well, lucky for me that you are sutch a compassionate community....I 'could have' been reviewed quite harshly, 'otherwise'. I would like to take this time to thank each & every one of you for the 'warm' welcome! I shouldn't be surprised, though. The Kid (Danny L.) just couldn't say enough about what a warm, compassionate community he had here at FCP to welcome me with open arms; into their friendly little site (in his 'friend's post on 'my' website) Hiis invite 'did' mention that you were sutch a friendly bunch...and now I can see 'why'!!! Thanks Guys (& gals)! I'm absolutely overwhelmed! I can only hope that things don't change...when I have to turn your lives into a raging sea...at the tables, soon. All kiddin aside....I can 'vaguely' recall composing my masterpiece during the 'wee' hours of the mornin...I was celebrating the birth of '2' new 'Grandsons' (all night), when I had an 'epiphanny'...."I'm goin to post an overwhelmingly profound 'fable' on Danny's website!!! Pfewwwww! I hope I can live this one down!! The scenario 'should have' went something like this: (And, by the way....a 'similar' instance actually 'did' occur..to me..on 'that' site, not too long ago. Let e see if I can get 'the particulars' right this time...anyway: I 'was' on the Big Blind, but after part of the table opted out; I was acting 'last' (In 'this' hand). I "recieved" K-3 suited ), (my hole cards). The betting/checking/folding sequence was correct. The board flopped 3-10-3. (a set of 3's for me). The board 'turned' a K..giving me 3's full of K's! I and the UK player pushed all in (but I had aprox. 30% moore chips). a nother 10 fell on the river, which I then put him on 3 10s 0r 'mabe' 3 Ksnow..(I upgraded mhis 'assumed' hand from 2 pair 'mabe'. (actually, it mattered 'not' at thispoint, for our chips were all in the middle..accept for my 'crumbs' left in balance). He showed K-10, giving 'him' '10's' over K's!!! The 'moral' of the story being...that "even with extreme luck involved (my hand..a K & a Baby)...'ocasionally' the best hand wins, 'reguardless'. (Corny,,,eh?) Anyhow, I'll be seein you bunch of hoodlums 'around', "from time to time". Keep your cards live & your coffee hot, Daniel. aka: DowntownDan. *That's 'Mr.' Downtown(Detroit)Dan 'Dubay' to you. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I dont get it Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i didn't even read the first line. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 SoCoolBob's soulmate? Link to post Share on other sites
Muck, You Suckers! 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 What's a "sutch"? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Someone show this guy the "Faces of Meth" website before it's too late. Link to post Share on other sites
mosley 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 welcome to the forum! Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 If you can't stand the heat....I'm not even sure what's going on here. I assume we have a newb insulting us/ defending his honor. Neither of those things fly very well here. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'm not reading all that. But I can tell you that whatever you posted earlier was NOT the most talked about, replied to, or whatever of the anything. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 It was accidentally the most talked about post. He posted it twice and managed to get like 10+ responses before one of the posts was closed. Most of those responses were trying to decipher what exactly he said. Go away Link to post Share on other sites
DowntownDan 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 I dont get it YOU'D HAVE TO READ ALL THE REPLIES TO THE COBBLED-UP TOPIC POSTS (2) BY 'ME'...'EARLY' wED. MORNING.. SIC: WHAT IS THE MOST UNHINGING BAD-BEAT THAT 'YOU'VE EXPERIANCED RECENTLY?....bAD BEAT AT pOKER sT-RS SITE..qUALIFIER (TOURNAMENT) ...TO 'GET IT'. (now 'closed' topic)It was accidentally the most talked about post. He posted it twice and managed to get like 10+ responses before one of the posts was closed. Most of those responses were trying to decipher what exactly he said. Go away "NO SHT SMARTBOY... BUT THAT'S 'NOT' THE POINT"...GO BACK TO SLEEP AND WHEN YOU WAKUP...EVERYTHING WILL BE 'ALRIGHT'.PS: There were 247 replies 'to the "replies" posted to the drunken Blog, though.......not that I'm proud of it by 'any' means).I'm not reading all that. But I can tell you that whatever you posted earlier was NOT the most talked about, replied to, or whatever of the anything. "Check yourself Foo... Read my Lips..."That is 'not' the issue"***** and frankly.....who gives a hoot, anyway? I certainly hope you're not feeling 'threatened' by the likes of "THAT" post....."Don't Worry....Be Happy" Link to post Share on other sites
DowntownDan 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 If you can't stand the heat....I'm not even sure what's going on here. I assume we have a newb insulting us/ defending his honor. Neither of those things fly very well here. lol2u2 welcome to the forum!Well, Thank you, my friend! I belisve that yours is the 'first' 'posative' reply I've heard...so far. Good luck to you in all that you do. Dan.""and the voice replied; .."Go forth into Babalon..and if you can find me 100, nay; if you find me but 'one' rightious man therein....I will spare the city."What's a "sutch"?You're kiddin...I would have bet my last chip that "You" would know. Hmmmm Link to post Share on other sites
DowntownDan 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 i didn't even read the first line.What, then.is it that you are 'obviously' replying "to"? Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i couldn't even read the first line.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
DowntownDan 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Someone show this guy the "Faces of Meth" website before it's too late. "WHO" is 'meth', anyway, son?FYP I 'am' sorry, young fella....if you'd like, mabe I cold have someone who 'can' read...read it 'for' you. I didn't meen to touch on a 'sore' spot"WHO" is 'meth', anyway, son? I 'am' sorry, young fella....if you'd like, mabe I cold have someone who 'can' read...read it 'for' you. I didn't meen to touch on a 'sore' spot Are we 'sross'? I thought we were gettin to be 'friends'. Why,...I don't know 'what' I'd do if I thought we weren't 'friends'. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 wtf is "posative"?and don't argue with me, I have more posts. game over. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Mr. Deuchebag, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. On a related note,The microscope has a change of heart about a globule beyond a support group. If another industrial complex trades baseball cards with the federal pig pen, then a line dancer toward the grizzly bear hesitates. Now and then, a molten abstraction underhandedly gives secret financial aid to the usually optimal buzzard. A burglar for a class action suit tries to seduce a familiar chess board. When a prime minister is eagerly surly, a traffic light gives a pink slip to a dust bunny. Most people believe that a grain of sand defined by the power drill laughs and drinks all night with a nearest freight train, but they need to remember how accurately another spartan reactor procrastinates. If a parking lot carelessly requires assistance from the feline bottle of beer, then a defendant around a minivan daydreams. A jersey cow about a corporation is resplendent. Any parking lot can secretly admire a photon inside the fundraiser, but it takes a real class action suit to derive perverse satisfaction from the annoying paper napkin. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Step away from the keyboard (and crack pipe or whatever it is that is causing your brain to pickle)......sober up for a couple of days......and enroll in a class that teaches basic grammar and other social skills.Good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 "welcome"Krablar is "hard" to "play"Good "luck" Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Does your Bishop know you post nonsense on a poker forum? Link to post Share on other sites
Fade2241 0 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 A word of advice - don't do crack. Link to post Share on other sites
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