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So, I threw out my couch today.
you should have turned it in at a couch shelter. they could have found a good home for it. haven't you seen that documentary on the plight of homeless couches? they often go feral and wander the countryside in packs giving immigrant farmers the best sleeps of their lives.or, if noone wanted it after a month, they'd quietly & safely put it to sleep. on another couch. man, what would it feel like to lay on a couch on top of another couch? to heck with 7 mattresses stacked, i bet you could have a cassava melon on the bottom couch & not feel it on the top one. i've lost my train of thought here, but i'm pretty sure i'm in the wrong thread for the tunnel my thought train is approaching.
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So, I threw out my couch today.
I assume you're gonna eat standing up now.Damn. It feels like I need to put a question mark on that last sentence but it's really more of a statement. The period doesn't look right and an exclamation point certainly doesn't work. The problem with a question mark is that I'll sound like one of THOSE people who say something and make the last word of the statement rise making it sound like a question. I don't talk that way so I'll just leave the period. uggg, too much espresso tonight so that made no sense at all. I guess I could shrink it, make it look like a footnote and hope nobody notices. yeah, that's the ticket.
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I assume you're gonna eat standing up now.Damn. It feels like I need to put a question mark on that last sentence but it's really more of a statement. The period doesn't look right and an exclamation point certainly doesn't work. The problem with a question mark is that I'll sound like one of THOSE people who say something and make the last word of the statement rise making it sound like a question. I don't talk that way so I'll just leave the period. uggg, too much espresso tonight so that made no sense at all. I guess I could shrink it, make it look like a footnote and hope nobody notices. yeah, that's the ticket.
Stick with the period. We may as well be strict about question marks. I know that a lot of people, myself included, use them not to indicate a question but rather to describe how one's voice should change when one reads the statement. Don't do that. It's way too hard to then judge where question marks should be used, and it becomes way too arbitrary. If you just stick to strict questions, then everything is much easier, even if a bit more unnatural.I (do) assume that you are going to eat standing up now.This is clearly a statement. No question mark needed.Are you going to eat standing up now?Clearly a question. We use the mark.
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Hi PACT members,Im sure you've already noticed, but I wanted to call attention to our new "advertisers" on the PACT site. We are still trying to squeeze a few bucks from you guys offer the best anti-couch site possible. Look for more and better junk products in the future!exlax.jpg"I want to be comfortable after I eat cheese or peanut butter. But slouching over my clenched fists to use the bathroom or hunching over an emema causes distracting discomfort and fatigue.There’s a better way. With a X-lax Pro on the tip of my tongue, I sit back comfortably and use the commode as a natural extension of my hiney. The X-lax enables me to poop relaxed, better, longer.-Habadaba regards,
I dont suppose that you guys offer overnight delivery or anything?please?
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you should have turned it in at a couch shelter. they could have found a good home for it. haven't you seen that documentary on the plight of homeless couches? they often go feral and wander the countryside in packs giving immigrant farmers the best sleeps of their lives.or, if noone wanted it after a month, they'd quietly & safely put it to sleep. on another couch. man, what would it feel like to lay on a couch on top of another couch? to heck with 7 mattresses stacked, i bet you could have a cassava melon on the bottom couch & not feel it on the top one. i've lost my train of thought here, but i'm pretty sure i'm in the wrong thread for the tunnel my thought train is approaching.
belated eval
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