JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 I've been contacted by PACTinfo2.Looks like there has been some restructuring and re-prioritizing and they're looking for a CEO to bring them back up to speed. I have accepted their offer.All members of PACT, please report back to duty.There is a new threat looming and we must be quick to stand strong against it before it gains momentum.Do not let all of our hard work be for naught.If you have not yet made your mark with the People Against the Couch Thread, act now and receive 10 free PACT points. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 count me in as a member of PACT Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I've been contacted by PACTinfo2.Looks like there has been some restructuring and re-prioritizing and they're looking for a CEO to bring them back up to speed. I have accepted their offer.All members of PACT, please report back to duty.There is a new threat looming and we must be quick to stand strong against it before it gains momentum.Do not let all of our hard work be for naught.If you have not yet made your mark with the People Against the Couch Thread, act now and receive 10 free PACT points.Thank you JoeyJoJo,Frankly, I was going to announce your new position with PACT earlier but I've just been so busy lately playing video games and promoting myself on the anti-couch circuit that it slipped my mind! LOL. I've been working on some new things that I cant tell ya all about right now, but just stay tuned and you all will know soon enough! LOL! Frankly, I think that PACT will soon be the foremost anti-couch site on the internet! LOL!I've sold PACT to a bunch of wicked-smart folks that grew up selling used cars and infomercial products (see what I did there?) and can tell ya all without a doubt that all you charter members out there will be proud to be a part of PACT! LOL! We plan on setting up an 800 number just for charter members and more than likely will be active for at least the first billing cycle! LOL! Frankly, I cant imagine that anyone would ever sit on a couch again! LOL. I'll still be around once in a while per my contract which states that I have to, or I would take the money and run! LOL!So keep depositing cash and turn your head and ignore the folks that see right thru our "promotions" and try to convince you that we're not legit! LOL! We're here to stay cause theres a sucker born every minute! LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Stuff like this is why I <3 FCP :)Mark Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 LLYThe "Y" in your signature reminds me of the fake grail cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The "Y" in your signature reminds me of the fake grail cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.You mean the one that made that guy get really old and then basically turn to dust because the real Jesus is a humble peasant and wouldn't own a cup like that and only Indy knew that because he's such a historical pimp..... god that movie rocks.No, it was supposed to be a wavefunction from quantum mechanics (the greek letter psi). Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 You mean the one that made that guy get really old and then basically turn to dust because the real Jesus is a humble peasant and wouldn't own a cup like that and only Indy knew that because he's such a historical pimp..... god that movie rocks.No, it was supposed to be a wavefunction from quantum mechanics (the greek letter psi).Yes.And I knew that. Back in the day, my nickname was Wavefunction. People would always say, "Oh that Wavefunction, always talking quantum mechanics and such." Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Finally, someone to get this group back on track again.bump Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I need help. I just got a new couch and felt the urge to share pictures with random people on the internet. I went so far as to host them on an image site. I think I've hit rock bottom. I don't know what to do. Please someone hold me. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 I need help. I just got a new couch and felt the urge to share pictures with random people on the internet. I went so far as to host them on an image site. I think I've hit rock bottom. I don't know what to do. Please someone hold me.You have come to the right place. PACT is now a kindler, gentler organization. Our aim is not just to strike down worthless couch threads, but to also assist those who may be tempted to post couch pictures and discuss couch activity.Follow these twelve steps and you can once again become a contributing member to the forum.Admit that you are powerless over couches – that your life has become unmanageable without pictures of couches and discussions of couches. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself (PACTinfo2) can restore you to sanity. Make a decision to turn your screen name and your password over to the care of PACTinfo2 as we understand him Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself with the understanding that couch inventory should be scrapped. Admit to PACTinfo2, to yourself, and to another member the exact nature of your dealings with couch-related threads. Be entirely ready to have PACTinfo2 remove all these defects of character. Humbly ask PACTinfo2 to remove your shortcomings. Make a list of all members you have harmed, and become willing to offer your avatar and signature to them all. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would link them or you to couch threads. Continue to take personal inventory and when you enter a couch thread, promptly admit it. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with PACTinfo2 as we understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to couchaholics and to practice these principles in all your affairs. It is a long and arduous process, but we are here to help at all times.PACTinfo2 bless,JoeyJoJoCEO Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 So Im having problems finding help and I want to join. Who do I send money too and how much do I send? I am a doctor and a lawyer with a degree in being a total worthless peice of crap. but i do have a credit card that is almost maxed out so you need to hurry and give me the info. Link to post Share on other sites
Jesus H Christ 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I am here to assure you, that there are NO couches in heaven. Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 After much thought and consideration, People Against The Couch Thread has decided that it is in the best interest of its forum viewers to merge with one of the industry’s top anti-couch sites, SickThread.com. As part of this merger, all PACT viewer balances (cash and player points) will be transferred to SickThread.com. PACT and SickThread.com will try to make the account transfer process as easy and seamless as possible while skimming as much cash as possible into our pockets.We would like to thank you in advance for your cooperation and understanding during the transition process, which will take place over the next few days. Please take care to read the information that follows very carefully. PACT will cease all poker and casino operations in all forums and return The PACT thread to its roots as a forum-based couch community that features Habadaba and his popular blog, encrypted diaries and a new demolition school that is in development. SickThread players now have the opportunity to shift their PACT accounts over to TheSickThread, where they will join over 9 other posters on the World’s largest virgin site, assuring themselves of a game of practicing various sexual positions in their underwear (without penetration) any time of day.In a separate agreement, Habadaba has signed as a member of Team Sick, showing his commitment to where he sees the future of online time killing.The soon-to-be-revamped Sick thread and community will now have the best of both worlds. Habadaba will continue to be an active leader in the Anti-Couch Community, while at the same time has agreed to become the new home for many of our community’s online terrorism events, including Habadabas Protoscam 3, future Weekend at Habadaba’s cave events, the weekly Habadaba Open and much more!The following is a list of very important dates and details on how the transition of players from PACT to SickThread will happen:· Monday, June 11th - The following software functions will be turned off:o PACT posters will no longer be able to make real money deposits at PACT.como PACT Casino will be shut downo Habadaba will run to the bank and withdrawl enough funds to escape We sincerely thank you for your business and support during the past two years and look forward to an exciting new beginning with a new and better way to relieve you and your parents of money restructured Sick.com website and a relationship with your money.-Team PACT Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 bump Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 well done sir Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Thank you Hank for the direction, I found myelf searching shutterfly for a picture of my damn couch, because for some damn reason I thought "Hey all the cool kids on the fcp intraweb posted their couch pics maybe I should" Thanks for talkin me down, it was close, real close.And I'm spent. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Thank you Hank for the direction, I found myelf searching shutterfly for a picture of my damn couch, because for some damn reason I thought "Hey all the cool kids on the fcp intraweb posted their couch pics maybe I should" Thanks for talkin me down, it was close, real close.And I'm spent.hey, glad i could be there for ya buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Thank you Hank for the direction, I found myelf searching shutterfly for a picture of my damn couch, because for some damn reason I thought "Hey all the cool kids on the fcp intraweb posted their couch pics maybe I should" Thanks for talkin me down, it was close, real close.And I'm spent. hey, glad i could be there for ya buddy.Hi El Guapo and hank213,I'm glad you guys found the correct thread. Keep in mind that now that the devils thread has been unlocked we need all the supporters that we can get.I'm placing 5,000 PACT points* and $50 bonus money* in your accounts.Regards,*completely ass worthless, but it sounds good, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Sweet, I think I will put the money towards the purchase of a new couch.What, who said that? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 This is my first time actually doing this. The couch thread is above PACT. Thus, by making this post, PACT goes up and therefore couch does down. I'm officially moving the couch thread down the list.I hear something about getting points for this. Is there anyone who can clarify this? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 PACT really causes a crisis for me, because on one hand, I love the couch thread.. but on the other, I love jokes that tweak at the mods. I'm really struggling here. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 This is my first time actually doing this. The couch thread is above PACT. Thus, by making this post, PACT goes up and therefore couch does down. I'm officially moving the couch thread down the list.I hear something about getting points for this. Is there anyone who can clarify this?email pactinfo2. best support evar.**except for those times when bcc is too high, when there is an actual problem with PACT promotions, or when he just plain doesn't give a shit Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 PACT really causes a crisis for me, because on one hand, I love the couch thread.. but on the other, I love jokes that tweak at the mods. I'm really struggling here.is that like jacking it with your right hand when you know your left is more than capable? Link to post Share on other sites
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