renaedawn 1 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Remember what I said about the skull fucking?Am I getting closer?Couch thread sucked donkey balls.How about now? Any closer? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Am I getting closer?Couch thread sucked donkey balls.How about now? Any closer?Awww, it's like the good ol' days when you would follow me around. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Announcement: RodReynolds is turning his back on PACT, and is hereby requesting his membership be annulled. RodReynolds has always fought for justice, freedom of speech, and for the right to exist of any thread. Even threads which threaten his very worldview. And since the couch thread has been destroyed in an act of cowardly desperation, he must do the only thing he can do. And that is to wash his hands of this injustice by disassociating himself with those who have nodded their heads in approval, tacit or otherwise.We had a chance to change the world. We've failed. Contemptible are we. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 We had a chance to change the world. We've failed. Contemptible are we.I think future Rod used the time machine to come back and corrupt present Rod. There is only one thing to do. Go back in time and kill past Rod, thus insuring that future Rod can't come back and interfere with present Rod and his love for the PACT thread. Of course, if future Rod still has the time machine, he could come back and stop me from.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! NO! GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 And that is to wash his hands of this injustice by disassociating himself with those who have nodded their heads in approval, tacit or otherwise.PACT steadfastly denies having anything to do with the locking of the Couch Thread. Our position has always been that threads should survive on its own merit and it follows that threads should also die on their own merit. Long have we spoken out against the Couch Thread and its lack of value, but we do not condone the celebration of this act that goes against the very principles we stand for. If we have lost sight of what we are fighting for, then as acting CEO of PACT, I must take full responsibility and tender my resignation, effective immediately. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Oh, how we will miss thee..... Edit: Didn't want to get banned for leaving a huge purple cawk here.Thats better. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 PACT steadfastly denies having anything to do with the locking of the Couch Thread. Our position has always been that threads should survive on its own merit and it follows that threads should also die on their own merit. Long have we spoken out against the Couch Thread and its lack of value, but we do not condone the celebration of this act that goes against the very principles we stand for. If we have lost sight of what we are fighting for, then as acting CEO of PACT, I must take full responsibility and tender my resignation, effective immediately.]You should have put the red line through the CEO part, not the Joey Jo Jo part. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 PACT steadfastly denies having anything to do with the locking of the Couch Thread. Our position has always been that threads should survive on its own merit and it follows that threads should also die on their own merit. Long have we spoken out against the Couch Thread and its lack of value, but we do not condone the celebration of this act that goes against the very principles we stand for. If we have lost sight of what we are fighting for, then as acting CEO of PACT, I must take full responsibility and tender my resignation, effective immediately.I had three days to think of the perfect reply to this. Here it is:I had sex with your wife.No, no... that's not what I wanted to say at all. Give me a few more days. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Hey Habba,There have been some glitches ever since the software went down a few days ago. Ever since that, when I try open the PACT software, all I get is a window with a giant cawk that extends out of my screen and pokes me in the eye. I've attempted to position myself differently at the computer as to avoid this, but that damn thing is tricky. Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Hello Everyone,First I need to apologize for the extensive downtime the PACT thread has had over the past couple of days. We've done a major upgrade to the thread which unfortunatly came with the locking of the couch thread that we had to overcome in a manual process. Habib has now added women (Habib resigned) to the harem to assist with the "manual" process.In any case, there are some major improvements that have been made and what you'll see first and foremost is the new PACT swingers club. It's kind of like 'Driving Miss Idaho' meets our thread. You can add personal photos, MILF lists, comment on each others private parts and more. I'll be working to add a blog feature this profile as well, so that each member can have an ongoing blog running in their profile pics. No longer will you need to find 3rd party blood tests and this willl clean up some sheets as well.Anyway, please feel free to help thoroughly test the new software and if you have any problems or issues please visit the Suggestions and update thread with your feedback.This update was not intended to take this long, so again my sincere apology in the delay. The color & skin will be brought back as well, unfortunatley it was lost in the transition. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Purple penis on your back bump !! Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Why did the couch thread get locked? It blows away the bucket thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Why did the couch thread get locked? It blows away the bucket thread.possibly. but then again, so does this http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=82829 Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I just wanted to be a part of this monumental thread. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I just got a new couch. After moving into a place with a buddy, I went shopping for a new chair. I ran into my grandma at The Brick, and she had just bought a new couch, so she gave me her old one (which is only 15 months old). I have slept on it a couple times, it's not the nicest looking or the most comfortable, but it was free so I can't complain. Pics to come soon.. Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I just got a new couch. After moving into a place with a buddy, I went shopping for a new chair. I ran into my grandma at The Brick, and she had just bought a new couch, so she gave me her old one (which is only 15 months old). I have slept on it a couple times, it's not the nicest looking or the most comfortable, but it was free so I can't complain. Pics to come soon..Hi troymac,Please refrain from posting about your couch in the "People Against the Couch Thread". A pic of which could lead to a ban from PACT and loss of important funds to our off-shore accounts and my personal retirement fund.Please note the lack of time I'm spending around here and the short temper that I've shown lately.I may actually have to find a real job due to lack of "players" on this poor excuse for a site. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hi troymac,Please refrain from posting about your couch in the "People Against the Couch Thread". A pic of which could lead to a ban from PACT and loss of important funds to our off-shore accounts and my personal retirement fund.Please note the lack of time I'm spending around here and the short temper that I've shown lately.I may actually have to find a real job due to lack of "players" on this poor excuse for a site.BEST SUPPORT EVAH! Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hi troymac,Please refrain from posting about your couch in the "People Against the Couch Thread". A pic of which could lead to a ban from PACT and loss of important funds to our off-shore accounts and my personal retirement fund.Please note the lack of time I'm spending around here and the short temper that I've shown lately.I may actually have to find a real job due to lack of "players" on this poor excuse for a site.If only there were another more appropriate thread for me to post that in, sorry! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 If only there were another more appropriate thread for me to post that in, sorry! Wish granted. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Wish granted.Hi HangukMiguk,Please refrain from posting asian women or talking about coucehs. We all know thayt both these things have jumped the shark worse than the saying "jumped the shark". aslo, since PACTInfo2 is curenltly indisposed on the floor of the PACT restroom, I have been asked to pass this message along. Thank you vvfor your patinencs. -I'm awesome.AwesomeInfo2 Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Get rid of the couch thread, I hate it Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Get rid of the couch thread, I hate itI'm sorry you feel that way. Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Im just posting again to get the couch thread off the main page. (It's about 3 from the bottom now) Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Im just posting again cuz I'm Doug and I don't like that couch. I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeere Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Get rid of the couch thread, I hate itWell, hello. Welcome to the forum and specifically, off topic. I'm sure your stay here will be much more fun for both of us if you'll refrain from inserting your opinion where nobody really gives a rat's ass.Learn the jokes. It could save your life some day. Link to post Share on other sites
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