eYank 0 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 im confused Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 im confusedMe too, but when in doubt....ALWAYS praise the supportI LOVE PACT SUPPORT! BEST IN THE WORLD! HABADABA AND HABIB RULE! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Hi everyone,Due to the rush to get PACT back online, we have a few minor software bugs to work out. Habib accidently opened a Dr. Goatee's "Whos your nanny?" porn site while programming the current version of PACT and the space bar was hit numerous times by his elbow. This caused the window opening problems.This is a very busy period of time for PACT. We simply cannot be burdened with small talk of high prices for the rake and complaints of substandard software while the new palace is being built. Which reminds me, the latest distraction from the pitiful service is the PACT freerolls. Just sign up in the devan window for a chance to win $1000. There are unlimited rebuys for $2 throughout the promotion. The winner will be the player left connected after all others have given up with the poor service. The rake for this will be determined as follows:A= Amount used for anti-couch fundingX= Total amount paid by playersY= Players disconnectedZ= Charge for classic Ferrari 288 GTO delivery by goat-drawn wagon thru desertX+Y=Z??? ????? ???????? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ?????? ?? ??????? ??????? ????? ????? ?????Thank you for the continued depositsI laugh so hard whenever I enter this thread.... Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I laugh so hard whenever I enter this thread....المادة (+1) Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Pactinfo, is there a reason why the software doesnt work on my nintendo DS?I tried loading it but it seems to be built for another operating system. You are losing a customer because I cant get the PACT software to work! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 ?????? (+1)I have to stop coming here...No, seriously. It's all over the keyboard, and I'm using my roommate's computer. He'll be very unhappy when he gets home. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Consider me a member. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I somehow have missed this thread but yet agree with its purpose consider me in. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 PACT points.ty Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Finish Him!See, Everytime I get to the fatality part, I enter the right code, and all that happens is Kurt pops up in the bottom corner and says "Couchie!" WTF??? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 See, Everytime I get to the fatality part, I enter the right code, and all that happens is Kurt pops up in the bottom corner and says "Couchie!" WTF??? Your Retarded? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Your Retarded?I'm definately not retarded. I even bought the cheat manual, and it says the code for the fatality is , when it says "finish him" to press up, up, down, down, left, right, start.I did this several times, and still, all I get is Kurt popping up in the corner. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm definately not retarded. I even bought the cheat manual, and it says the code for the fatality is , when it says "finish him" to press up, up, down, down, left, right, start.I did this several times, and still, all I get is Kurt popping up in the corner.You have to purchase the special PACT Fatality controller. Available in the PACT Store for only 10,000 PACT Points!**Charter Members receive a special discount, 5 PACT Points off if you act in the next two minutes and type in the promotion code.****Promotion codes available in the PACT Store for 5 PACT Points. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm definately not retarded. I even bought the cheat manual, and it says the code for the fatality is , when it says "finish him" to press up, up, down, down, left, right, start.I did this several times, and still, all I get is Kurt popping up in the corner.You need a special 2nd code to destroy the couch.Once Kurt pops up, you need to immediately enter the code up, down, up, down, left, left, left, left, left, right, right, right, right, down, down, down, start.This will force Kurt to deepthroat a bowling trophy. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 See, Everytime I get to the fatality part, I enter the right code, and all that happens is Kurt pops up in the bottom corner and says "Couchie!" WTF???LMFAO!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 1.00 Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 +1.seems like you are using this thread to pad ur post count Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 1948 Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hi PACT members,PACT is a partner site of FutureCouch Ignoring Systems. All of the FutureCouch sites have moved to the new "Digital Slipcover Network" in the past two days. This 'new' network is actually a new software interface running on the SuperScam Foreign Network, sharing the same RakeMeToDeath base. The FutureCouch sites include:247HabibAmcoCoffeeTableBookAverageSheikPokaBayouDevanBestScamCrashTheCouchChampsDimeBagSportsbookDownTheCouchPokaPACTGoldenShowerPokaHouseofHustlerIslamPokaInsuredBetStillWontPayJacksDaddysDrunkAgainOhNoPokaIsBallaLoungeLucky******PleaseLeaveMonkeyProgrammingMesoleptiCasinoNewYorkPokainHaslamaP1SaharaParis-JeuxinHiding.netPokaEonlinePokaPlayerIsdiumPokaPokaDotUnPracticalPokaPewPoka.couCouchSux.NetRevolutionaryWarInThirdWorldPokaRivalryBetweenReligionsPokaSafariWithNoGunCasinoSportsbookandCantReadSportsCouchUSAStayAwayCasinoMore couch thread haters will be added to the PACT site through these networks in the near future. If no tables are available, just sit down at one and buy in. More haters should see you sitting there and will buy in shortly.*Please note that when sitting solo at a table, the game will change to solitaire and the standard rake will apply to each hand delt.Currently, the software is barely running on Windows based units. More operating systems will be addressed as time permits, but be aware that TRS-80 units have the best compatibility as of now with Habibs programming. Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You have to purchase the special PACT Fatality controller. Available in the PACT Store for only 10,000 PACT Points!**Charter Members receive a special discount, 5 PACT Points off if you act in the next two minutes and type in the promotion code.****Promotion codes available in the PACT Store for 5 PACT Points.Hi JoeyJoJo,Please be aware that the price for freeroll promotion codes is 5 PACT points.Real money promotion codes are 10 PACT points.So to claim the "5 PACT points off" discount on the Fatality controller, goto MyAccount and buy the item for 10,000 PACT pts. Before sending to cart, click "buy promotion code for additional 10pts" and add to cart before finishing transaction.The bonus points will be mailed to you in the form of a PACT rebate coupon. This should be mailed back to us within 2 working days to obtain the 5 pt discount on the item.Sorry for the misunderstanding Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hey Habadaba....First of all, AWESOME SUPPORT!Is there any way that I can purchace more than one of those "Save 5 PACT point" promotion coupons? I hate to look a gift camel in the mouth, but it would be sweet if we could buy more than one!Thanks!*editI just read the fine print on the PACT homepage and saw that the coupons are written on 4'X8' stone tablets....Do I need to ship them back to you via truck freight or do you think a shipping container would be best? Thanks!! Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hey Habadaba....First of all, AWESOME SUPPORT!Is there any way that I can purchace more than one of those "Save 5 PACT point" promotion coupons? I hate to look a gift camel in the mouth, but it would be sweet if we could buy more than one!Thanks!Hi Beans-n-Icewater,There is no limit to usage of the coupons at this time. Abuse of the promotion could force us to cancel or place restrictions on it in the future though. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 seems like you are using this thread to pad ur post countBut you see, I actually think about what I post, rather than just post "I agree" or "Wow, you're right" or "Yeah, lol!"That, and I don't post 3,500 times in three months. Did You See Britney Spears' Vag?Just incase... 15 Suited_Up 158 Today, 7:54 AMLast post by: Jeepster80125No New Posts* Riddle * 123» 14 273 chgocubs99 3,167 Today, 7:51 AMLast post by: Jeepster80125No New Posts* At The Request Of Al Smooth... * 123freelance ms paint work 51 kkcountry 675 Today, 7:42 AMLast post by: Jeepster80125No New Posts* At The Request Of Zach6668request filled 6 MyPlayIsRAB 131 Today, 7:23 AMLast post by: Jeepster80125Wait. Maybe not. I'm drunk, can I use that as an excuse? I mean really, I've got an open offer for someone to link a post that was relevant that Showstopper made. I'll gladly transfer $5 on FullTilt.Takers? Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hi Beans-n-Icewater,There is no limit to usage of the coupons at this time. Abuse of the promotion could force us to cancel or place restrictions on it in the future though.awesome... Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I just got my PACT points update newsletter PM...On line 3, my limited Farsi skills lead me to believe I've been told that I am eligible for a "100% deposit bonus up to $1000." Unfortunately, the small print informed me that I need to play 25K hands/100 dollars before the end of the current calender month....I'm all in.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
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