timwakefield 68 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 WAS SO POOR AS A KID, TO HEAT THE HOUSE WE BURNED THE DAMNED COUCH.... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Uh oh....did JoeyJoJo just out himself, or am I missing something? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 edit Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Uh oh....did JoeyJoJo just out himself, or am I missing something?I believe it was a "FYP" type joke without quoting, or fixing, the actual post.Believe me... I thought I'd get like 8 replies max.But once it took off I just rolled with it. Believe me... I thought I'd get like 8 replies max. Not including the 531 from me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 wow, that really wasnt needed you retardsorry Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I believe it was a "FYP" type joke without quoting, or fixing, the actual post.You would be correct, sirI've started drinking...and heavy Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 It took me awhile to figure out how to sign. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 oh I gotta get in on this..........Damn you Zim...you took my spotEDIT: FMP Link to post Share on other sites
Satan 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i like stuff that burns. Link to post Share on other sites
Sofa_King_We_Todd_It 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i like stuff that burns.This looks like the attendance sheet from my junior college. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 The day after the Detroit Tigers shot themselves repeatedly in the metaphorical foot, virtually eliminating them from World Series contention, there are only two things that have a chance of lifting me from the venemous, nebulous depression in which I currently lie:1) 30 beers in 6 hours2) This threadBrilliant. If I could figure out how to do it, I'd draw a penis and two balls on the thread, and there would be lines coming off. You might think they're pubes, but no, it's rays of shining light, because the penis is shimmering magnificently.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 The day after the Detroit Tigers shot themselves repeatedly in the metaphorical foot, virtually eliminating them from World Series contention, there are only two things that have a chance of lifting me from the venemous, nebulous depression in which I currently lie:1) 30 beers in 6 hours2) This thread3) The Awesomest Website Ever is back up. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 The day after the Detroit Tigers shot themselves repeatedly in the metaphorical foot, virtually eliminating them from World Series contention, there are only two things that have a chance of lifting me from the venemous, nebulous depression in which I currently lie:1) 30 beers in 6 hours2) This threadBrilliant. If I could figure out how to do it, I'd draw a penis and two balls on the thread, and there would be lines coming off. You might think they're pubes, but no, it's rays of shining light, because the penis is shimmering magnificently.WangMan, I'm so uninterested in those two teams it's comical. More comical, though, is that ad campaign which essentially says, "hey, we know no one gives a shit about these teams, but you should watch anyway." Was anyone else awed by this? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 My God, Mr. Wakefield. An absolute boon to my esteem. Man, I'm so uninterested in those two teams it's comical. More comical, though, is that ad campaign which essentially says, "hey, we know no one gives a shit about these teams, but you should watch anyway." Was anyone else awed by this?Yeah, I've had that discussion a few times. "Hi. I'm Tommy Lasorda, and I'm about to die, but I'm watching the World Series. You should, too, Cubs fans and Dodger fans and New York fans! We really don't care about any of the other markets."On the plus side, I've got a "last longer" bet with a buddy of mine concerning the lifespans of Tommy Lasorda and Don Zimmer. I've got Lasorda to kick it first, and the more he works under those bright lights, the closer I am to 25 big ones.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm getting 2:1 that Bob Hope will resurrect and start dating Lindsey Lohan before Don Zimmer dies. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I don't really have a problem with the couch thread, per se. I haven't even opened it one time since I posted on the first page way back when... but I'm joining PACT because it's pretty obvious as to why it's still alive....Who posted in: Just Got A New CouchPoster PostsSuited_Up........266fryer98..............70HangukMiguk....63Golden..............58missIdaho.........51troyomac...........48nickforgot..........36renaedawn........31EDIT: I got Canuck's penis in there. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Ok, now this is really exciting for me. People Against the Couch Thread has grown so much over the past two days it totally blew my mind. I feel like I’ve become “buddies” with a lot of people in the thread. I had a chance to meet some of them at the PACT weekend, the likes of turd ferguson, Shimmering Wang, beans-n-icewater, Royal Tour, and mrdannyg.this really is a POTY candidate. it has all the epic qualities - making fun of DN, mentioning of the FCP greats, clever parody, and mentioning me. someone feel free to add my sig to that, since i'm retarded. preferably right above Kers' heartedit - brvheart just took my spot with his unoriginal crapality. alright, someone put me below strat's gayness then. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I couldn't decide, brown or pink?? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I couldn't decide, brown or pink??Pink is fine. I just spent like an hour trying to come up with something like that... and failed miserably. Thanks. Just fantastic. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Damnit, the couch thread dorks ruined it. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Damnit, the couch thread dorks ruined it. it's how i do. Link to post Share on other sites
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