Gooser 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 pure excellence...you have given me wisdom for my next ticket payment Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 lol...ok, but I think that reference is a little obscure, meaning you know it when you say it, but reading it cold across the internet it comes off a little mean.Sometimes I'm mean Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 ( i paid in cash, which was probably a mistake)I'm surprised you could even pay cash. My ticket said "DO NOT SEND CASH" like 2353465345 times on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Canada 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 You sent cash in the mail? 3 times even Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Funny stuff...Last year someone got me a "take a penny if you need one, take two...get a job" tray for my desk. I kept it there for a while until....meh...not gonna do itposting my nonsense would only serve to give this thread a black eyeagain, good job sir.......wow. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I once paid off a $15 school library fine in pennies. Tin can dumped on the counter. Librarian was a **** and deserved it. She filed a police report because my junior year I wrote a fable that was obviously based on her...except she was a giant beaver or some ****, and I ended up slaying her in the end. Anyway... Got called to the principals office and he asked me how should they know all $15 were there, and that I'd have to count them to verify they were all there. He told me he had to do something, but I was welcome to put them in easily recognizable stacks of whatever to prove it was $15.So I put them on his floor, 1 high, 30 rows by 50 columns and left. Never heard anything about it again.Now that is pwnage.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 About 25 years ago in some shitty little ticket happy POS town I got a parking ticket and took it to court and of course I got hosed but it was only $15 and all I had was some change that I could scrounge up to pay it with and didn't have time to go to a bank before court. Not that I would have even I had the time. Well after I get hosed I go to pay my ticket with my bag of change and the old bag wouldn't take it. My friends were laughing and mocking me but they were witnesses that I tried to pay. So I got to keep my bag of change which I then spent on a gram of weed and never had to pay it. WooooHoooo Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 bump for chrozzo. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 gmanshade show Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 gmanshade showgod dammit Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 bump for chrozzo.tyty Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 yeah...if i end up paying this...i will follow suit..ty Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 make sure to use pennies, nickels, and dimes, just to piss them offalso make sure they aren't stacked in particular order so they have to go through every single bit of effort in order to count them Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 make sure to use pennies, nickels, and dimes, just to piss them offalso make sure they aren't stacked in particular order so they have to go through every single bit of effort in order to count themDo it like the last 30 seconds of this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGdZYsONjs...ted&search= Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I once paid off a $15 school library fine in pennies. Tin can dumped on the counter. Librarian was a **** and deserved it. She filed a police report because my junior year I wrote a fable that was obviously based on her...except she was a giant beaver or some ****, and I ended up slaying her in the end. Anyway... Got called to the principals office and he asked me how should they know all $15 were there, and that I'd have to count them to verify they were all there. He told me he had to do something, but I was welcome to put them in easily recognizable stacks of whatever to prove it was $15.So I put them on his floor, 1 high, 30 rows by 50 columns and left. Never heard anything about it again.Now that is pwnage.I call bluff on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 For every speeding ticket I've ever gotten, I've deserved a few thousand Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 How dare you make a civil servant do more than 15 seconds of work at 1 time. She will probally have to take a paid month off for stress leave now. Link to post Share on other sites
Asimo 1 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Nice move, but a better one would have been if you only put $149 in there and insist on them counting it until they get it right. LOL, I would have paid your $150 ticket to see this....Well done, sir, well done. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Australian notes are legal tender, as established by the Reserve Bank Act 1959 for all amounts. Australian coins are also legal tender, under the provisions of the Currency Act 1965, but only for the amounts: * not exceeding 20¢ if 1¢ and/or 2¢ coins are offered; * not exceeding $5 if any of 5¢, 10¢, 20¢ and 50¢ coins are offered; * not exceeding 10 times the face value if coins in the range 50¢ to $10 inclusive are offered; * to any value if coins of value greater than $10 are offered.I read a case note about a guy who being smart paid a 10k damages order in pennies by using a dump truck and pouring them onto the plantiffs lawn.Back fired heavly though. Plantiff after collecting the pennies and taking them to the bank (he lost about 1.5k just having the bank count them) then had the court inform the other party that he still needed to pay the order because he had only dumped about 3 tonne of metal on his lawn and had not paid a cent yet. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 make sure to use pennies, nickels, and dimes, just to piss them offalso make sure they aren't stacked in particular order so they have to go through every single bit of effort in order to count themMy mom works behind that counter not the one who issued the ticket. Shes just doing her job this makes no sense at all. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 Nice move, but a better one would have been if you only put $149 in there and insist on them counting it until they get it right. LOL, I would have paid your $150 ticket to see this....Well done, sir, well done. One of my friends suggested this, and in hindsight, that would've been funny, but I don't know if I could stay there five hours to watch these genius ladies try to count above 20, let alone to 149. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 One of my friends suggested this, and in hindsight, that would've been funny, but I don't know if I could stay there five hours to watch these genius ladies try to count above 20, let alone to 149.Five months for a reply? I'm sure there is some ninja stealth shit here I dont understand, so I will just say good day sir Link to post Share on other sites
Willy Wonka 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Five months for a reply? I'm sure there is some ninja stealth shit here I dont understand, so I will just say good day sirWrong, sir, wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 That would have been awesome... of course you'd have to come back and pay the other $75 laterYep. I love you.edit: Whoa, I just noticed how old this is. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Ah yes, this story. Cracks me up every single time I see it. Link to post Share on other sites
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