gkunit20 1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715277/That wasn't funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 That wasn't funny.No? I love the show, and this made me laugh. I'll try harder next time. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 No? I love the show, and this made me laugh. I'll try harder next time.hah....I liked it personally. I thought it was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715277/Eh. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 my sceneEven Better- Stewies best moments Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715277/blah Link to post Share on other sites
herokid7 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 When Peter sees the guy in the wheelchari for the first time.Peter: Holy Crip, he's a crapple! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 when one of them says "this is the worst day ever," then they show a guy in hiroshima in 1945 and he says "oh no, i got a ticket" and then he gets splashed by a car thats driving by, and he says "could this day get any worse?" and then you hear the universal sound of something falling, and you see the shadow getting bigger...and bigger...and closer....and then its a baboon instead of the atomic bomb. Link to post Share on other sites
SCS 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Neverending story Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Don't know if anyone has said it..."Holy crip he's a crapple!"Edit: Just saw someone said that. Link to post Share on other sites
uahphysics 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 In the episode where Meg makes the flag-girl squad, at the end of the episode after she's left the party, Quagmire shows up:*Quagmire rings the doorbell**Teenage Girl opens the door*"Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?""16""18? You're First""MOM!""I like where this is going. giggidy giggidy giggidy" Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 o yea-the first one was amazing but the second one...it should have won an oscarQFTChicken Fight 1 & 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Azreous 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 My two personal favorites:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgpvsnQwZ0Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUsfrGcz0m0There was always something about Ollie Williams' first appearance (IT'S GON' RAIN) that cracked me up every time too. Still can't figure out what. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 "Alright the first item up for bid is a pair of womens panties."Quagmire: "Fifty bucks.""..she had 9 STDs."Quagmire: "Forty five bucks.""...and when we found her, she wet herself."Quagmire: "Fifty bucks." Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'll go ahead and post the video for the farting contest for people like DNA who have never seen the show.Farting - Moore v. Griffin Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 http://dailysixer.com/fgtop10.shtml Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Peter (or maybe someone else): Look at those sneaky clouds up there, always plotting something.The camera then pans to the sky and two clouds, who happen to have mouths.Cloud 1: We attack at dawn.Cloud 2: Right.Cloud 1: I mean it this time. We're really gonna do it.Cloud 2: No, no, I know. Im ready. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 One of my favorites:Rich Father: My Margaret, what a sub-par ham.Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.[pause]Rich Father: [to daughter] Patty, did you know your mother is a whore? Another:Fred: Gee wizz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines and then dumped the body in the river.Velma: Jenkies. What a mystery!Scooby: (inaudible)Fred: You're right Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch! Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I like this golden diamond poop miniseries that's going on Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rupaMVNoXXE Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 "I wish I had no bones!" Link to post Share on other sites
Bender 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 the fight of the joke accountsBite my shiny metal Ass!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Doug: Hello, sir. Peter: Enough with the foreplay. What are you selling? Doug: Well, I was gonna try to sell you some "handsome cream" but I can see you already bought out the store! Peter: Go on. Doug: Perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner cannot be without. Doug: Volcano insurance! Peter: Go on. Doug: According to my uncle, who's a real whiz with volcanoes a volcano is coming this way! Peter: PETER [Thinking]: I, too, have an uncle. Peter: Come in. ---inside the house---Peter: How much is this volcano insurance? Doug: I don't know. Let's say, $200. Peter: $200? That's more than I spent on all that handsome cream. Peter: I don't have that kind of money! Doug: What about that jar of money? Peter: No way! That's Lois' rainy day fund. Doug: Come on, it never rains in Rhode Island. Peter: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either. Doug: Well, don't you think we're overdue for one? Peter: Touché, salesman.Another funny quotePeter: You better watch who you call a child because if I'm a child then you're a pedophile! I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert! Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 From the Fat man Strangler:Stewie: Find your penis, 1$!Brian: There, see? You're so fat you have your own orbit.Stewie: So, um, I was just upstairs and there's a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy. (pause) So I guess we're just going to look the other way, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Peter: Man, I haven't felt this terrible since that time I went to that museum---flashback---Peter(Age 6); Why did all the dinosaurs die out?Teacher; Because you touch yourself at night Link to post Share on other sites
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