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playing w/ a freind of mine when drunk, we started saying strange things when scooping pots. shipperdoodle came out of the framework, and judging from peoples responses, this word causes pure hatred from many players after you just scoop,espescially when you draw out. your welcome for this very important tip in improving your game.

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'shipperdoodle' is stunning, I love it!you could also say have a conversation like this: 'And that's the river''I bet $15''I call''I have two pair''Nice hand sir, i only have one pair, take it down.''Not a bad pot actually''True, I wouldn't normally call but I thought u seemed a little weak.''Then why didn't you raise?''I wasn't especially confident in my read and just calling was the cheaper option.''True''Thankyou' (to the dealer)'I raise $5''Look out, he's tilting.''No I'm not''I think you are, I reraise to $15''I already told you I'm not steaming, I'm all in, $120 more''Nicely played man, I don't have much, I can't call, fold.''Oh my god, you wuss, I bluffed you! I have 7,2 offsuit!''You m****rf****r!' (dives accross table and chokes other guy, who then dies)'you just killed me, that's not cool man.' (pulls out a gun and caps the whole room)'you just killed everyone, what a douchebag!' (goes to hell for swearing)Ok I'm bored of this now but I hope I wasted a significant portion of your friday wondering what the hell I might be taking....?

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ship the sherbert to herbert
I once heard Layne Flack say "Send the sherbert to the skinny boy" during a USPC broadcast on ESPN.My all-time favorite annoying phrase is still one that I found on the FCP forums a few weeks ago..."total facial"
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if there is a story behind this ide love to hear it.
Um, this is pretty common no?ship the potty to scottyI've heard a few different combinations of this phrase.Mark
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I once heard Layne Flack say "Send the sherbert to the skinny boy" during a USPC broadcast on ESPN.My all-time favorite annoying phrase is still one that I found on the FCP forums a few weeks ago..."total facial"
total facial is old hand. thats been in use for quite a while w/ many different variations. def. one of my more favorite lines. damn internet poker is fun. imagine saying BOOM FACIAL!!! to one of the drunk 300lb mexicans playing live. oh man. totally diff. outcome than on FCP. lol
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I once heard Layne Flack say "Send the sherbert to the skinny boy" during a USPC broadcast on ESPN.My all-time favorite annoying phrase is still one that I found on the FCP forums a few weeks ago..."total facial"
Yup. that was mine. i saw the same guy back at the taj last week. we had a good laugh over it.
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'shipperdoodle' is stunning, I love it!you could also say have a conversation like this: 'And that's the river''I bet $15''I call''I have two pair''Nice hand sir, i only have one pair, take it down.''Not a bad pot actually''True, I wouldn't normally call but I thought u seemed a little weak.''Then why didn't you raise?''I wasn't especially confident in my read and just calling was the cheaper option.''True''Thankyou' (to the dealer)'I raise $5''Look out, he's tilting.''No I'm not''I think you are, I reraise to $15''I already told you I'm not steaming, I'm all in, $120 more''Nicely played man, I don't have much, I can't call, fold.''Oh my god, you wuss, I bluffed you! I have 7,2 offsuit!''You m****rf****r!' (dives accross table and chokes other guy, who then dies)'you just killed me, that's not cool man.' (pulls out a gun and caps the whole room)'you just killed everyone, what a douchebag!' (goes to hell for swearing)Ok I'm bored of this now but I hope I wasted a significant portion of your friday wondering what the hell I might be taking....?
this is probably the funniest thing i have read all day.nh sir
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Both players get it all in on the turn...Hero "I got an overpair"Dog "Your good"River Dealt......Dog "Oooops!, I made 2 pair!"Hero "You got to be f*cking kidding me, someone punch me in the face, oh waitnevermind that just happened."Or...."I WIN!" - so simple but hurts a lot, reminds me of childhood losses playing Monopoly

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'shipperdoodle' is stunning, I love it!you could also say have a conversation like this: 'And that's the river''I bet $15''I call''I have two pair''Nice hand sir, i only have one pair, take it down.''Not a bad pot actually''True, I wouldn't normally call but I thought u seemed a little weak.''Then why didn't you raise?''I wasn't especially confident in my read and just calling was the cheaper option.''True''Thankyou' (to the dealer)'I raise $5''Look out, he's tilting.''No I'm not''I think you are, I reraise to $15''I already told you I'm not steaming, I'm all in, $120 more''Nicely played man, I don't have much, I can't call, fold.''Oh my god, you wuss, I bluffed you! I have 7,2 offsuit!''You m****rf****r!' (dives accross table and chokes other guy, who then dies)'you just killed me, that's not cool man.' (pulls out a gun and caps the whole room)'you just killed everyone, what a douchebag!' (goes to hell for swearing)Ok I'm bored of this now but I hope I wasted a significant portion of your friday wondering what the hell I might be taking....?
wow, i cant believe i just wasted my time reading that
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a friend of mine was playin g $100NL at the crystal park casino in LA here. specifically, i believe it's in compton and is known alternately as "crystal meth" because it's such a hellhole. apparently he takes his ID and a wad of cash and absolutely nothing else with him, rides the metro which stops nearby, and speaks to no one until he is inside the casino for fear of getting rolled (he doesn't own a car, so the other cardrooms are not an option).i guess this place is so bad that they give you $100 if your aces get cracked, so unless you're playing more than $100, it's actually break-even or potentially profitable to slow play aces all the way through a hand since you're freerolling on what could be a big pot.anyway, he told me about a hand he won in which he'd turned a straight flush and a guy rivered quads and obviously paid him off. the guy actually tried to slowroll the quads thinking he had only beaten a flush, then realized he'd lost and got super pissed. some asian guy who wasn't in the hand remarked, "oooahh! he fuck you real good!" when he saw my buddy's straight flush, so now any time somebody wins a huge hand, one of us yells that.

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