phlegm 6 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Hank, during the physical act of love. Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. Now I get it. Now dont avoid women just deny them your essence. Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Well, guess I don't have to kill Bill now. The embarrassment of 18-1 needs to stay with him for awhile. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 The jackass in the H3 Hummer this morning on M39 who was cutting people off left and right. He was in a hurry to get somewhere, probably a gas station, and was cutting people off left and right. He cut off the guy behind me then he proceeded to pass me but there was no room because of the car in front of him but he didn't care, he whipped right in front of me (we were all going 70-75) forcing me to slam on my brakes (which I can't think of the last time I ever needed to slam on my brakes while on the freeway) which caused the guy behind me to slam on his and he got sideways since I was watching to make sure he wasn't going to plow into me, but it almost got ugly. And Hummer guy just drives off and about 5 miles down the road I watch him do it to someone else and it almost again causes a huge pileup.That douchebag needs a bullet in the head. Link to post Share on other sites
Shia LaBeouf 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Now I get it. Now dont avoid women just deny them your essence.You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Phlegm. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Jamie GoldDr PhilDavid SchwimmerMatt DamonEnvironmentalistsKen Ham Link to post Share on other sites
Shia LaBeouf 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Matt DamonOh. No. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Oh yeah, add Oprah.On a related note, "Dr" Phil makes me very angrey."Take all your problems, put them in this box, throw that box in the ocean! Problems gone!"Most people who go on his show and are told to "get real" end up divorced or kill themselfs.Also add that guy who started the recycling scam. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Nobody, although I would cut chop off the fingers of certain posters. I don't want to see anybody dead, I just want them to STFU. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Nobody, although I would cut chop off the fingers of certain posters. I don't want to see anybody dead, I just want them to STFU.is there some sort of electronic primate on that list? Link to post Share on other sites
Vandees 0 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I just have a list of people that if I met them, I'd punch them. But I suppose if I had cancer my aggression may increase to the point where I could and would kill them.Jared from SubwayThe Pepsi girlThe Dell computer guy Joe RoganThere's more, but I'd probably be apprehended by this point. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Lets say you get diagnosed with inoperable, untreatable and imminently terminal cancer; with the two weeks you have left, who do you kill?My list looks like this:Jamie GoldKevin FederlineDr. PhilStephen A. SmithBill FristEveryone from American IdolRaja BellSean SalisburyKathy LeibertThe President of Fox TV.The Senator that wrote those emails to the teenage boy.Kim Jong-ilAnd I cant think of anyone else right now.Edits:Geraldo RiveraRosie O'DonnellChild Abusers.Why Raja Bell?Just Curious Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,738 Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 Why Raja Bell?Just Curious Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 figured it was that or the shot against the clippers Link to post Share on other sites
Vandees 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 figured it was that or the shot against the clippersBut I suppose Kobe can throw elbows on Raja Bell first and "accidentally" whip his hand into people's faces after taking a jump shot? Link to post Share on other sites
MNBassin 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Barry Bonds is on the top of my list. He's a naughty cheater Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,738 Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 But I suppose Kobe can throw elbows on Raja Bell first and "accidentally" whip his hand into people's faces after taking a jump shot?You just made my list. Link to post Share on other sites
Vandees 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 You just made my list.YES! Mission accomplished. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 YES! Mission accomplished.He is crazy, and only a little over two hours away from you. I'd get a restraining order if I were you. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,738 Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 He is crazy, and only a little over two hours away from you. I'd get a restraining order if I were you. You just made my list. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,738 Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 I want to slit this motherfuckers throat and play with his blood. I'll cut off his fingers and toes and burn his balls off. I want him to experience the worst and most horrific pain imaginable. I want him to watch me kill his entire family. I want him to beg for death before the end. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I want to slit this mother****ers throat and play with his blood. I'll cut off his fingers and toes and burn his balls off. I want him to experience the worst and most horrific pain imaginable. I want him to watch me kill his entire family. I want him to beg for death before the end.What about Ron for fuking Hermione? They had kids together. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,738 Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 What about Ron for fuking Hermione? They had kids together.What are you, insane? Thats just a story. Christ, get a grip on reality. Link to post Share on other sites
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