Reggie_Kray 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 It was 3am on Sunday Morning when me and Ron walked into a dingy Glasgow nightclub.We were after a couple of hoodlums, they`d crossed the line and needed sorting. Also we were after their protection racket.From the tasty 18 year old who was manning the cloakroom we were told their names were Ted and Jim Smith, they were both 40 years old and big.We aren`t scared of those sort of blokes so we went in the club.They were sitting there, both puffing on big cigars, a champagne bucket sat in front of them, on each of their knees sat a young blonde.I gave Ron the wink and we went over."You, chicks, disappear now this is mans business" I said to the blondes and they ran off frightened.We sat down opposite Ted and Jim and looked at them, they glared back at us and I swear I`ve never seen evil in someones eyes like this before."Right you Jock nonces, here`s the deal. We take over your business and you don`t get hurt, we have a team of goons who on our say so would crush you pair of lowlifes" I said to them."Och, you sassenach tool, we are no frightened of you and your London ways, we know who you are. You`ll never get our business, tell you what though. We hear you are good at poker, we`ll sit down and play. Winner gets both businesses, what do you say?"I looked at Ron, he knew the deal."Ok Jock" I said "winner takes all, when do you want to play it?""Lets play on Tuesday, you pick a venue and a time. We need the practise" Ted Smith said."Allright Jock, its a gentlemans deal, no tricks or you`re dead men" I snarled back at himSo, its nearly Tuesday now. Ron is sitting watching TV on the big screen over in the corner. We have picked the garden here for the game, it will start at 1pm. There`s a big table and 4 wooden chairs in a quiet corner so we won`t be disturbed.Of course we have 5 sealed decks of cards we bought earlier all made up so they can`t think there`s any funny business. What they won`t know is that these cards have already been marked by us and sealed up again by a bloke we know called Fixer Fred.We won`t lose tomorrow, and in a days time we will own the protection racket for the whole of Scotland... Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Nice, keep 'em coming Link to post Share on other sites
Waffles2003 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I say BOLLOCKS!! Link to post Share on other sites
SCS 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I Reggie_Kray Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I always love seeing a new Reggie Kray post...fantastic... Link to post Share on other sites
BudBundy 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Don't mind boooorish americans.Keep them coming mate. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Don't mind boooorish americans.What the heck does this have to do with anything? Thinly veiled anti-American comment? Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 What the heck does this have to do with anything? Thinly veiled anti-American comment?I don't think there was anything thinly veiled about it Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 is this fiction posted in the wrong place, card player europe is down the street Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Any place is a good place for Reggie Kay stories. Interesting diversion. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Don't mind boooorish americans.Keep them coming mate.me and you.. outside Link to post Share on other sites
BudBundy 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 What the heck does this have to do with anything? Thinly veiled anti-American comment?Chill mate.You know sarcasm is like watching a lady getting out of a car.Sometimes you see it sometimes you don't.me and you.. outsidei repot. Link to post Share on other sites
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