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It was 3am on Sunday Morning when me and Ron walked into a dingy Glasgow nightclub.We were after a couple of hoodlums, they`d crossed the line and needed sorting. Also we were after their protection racket.From the tasty 18 year old who was manning the cloakroom we were told their names were Ted and Jim Smith, they were both 40 years old and big.We aren`t scared of those sort of blokes so we went in the club.They were sitting there, both puffing on big cigars, a champagne bucket sat in front of them, on each of their knees sat a young blonde.I gave Ron the wink and we went over."You, chicks, disappear now this is mans business" I said to the blondes and they ran off frightened.We sat down opposite Ted and Jim and looked at them, they glared back at us and I swear I`ve never seen evil in someones eyes like this before."Right you Jock nonces, here`s the deal. We take over your business and you don`t get hurt, we have a team of goons who on our say so would crush you pair of lowlifes" I said to them."Och, you sassenach tool, we are no frightened of you and your London ways, we know who you are. You`ll never get our business, tell you what though. We hear you are good at poker, we`ll sit down and play. Winner gets both businesses, what do you say?"I looked at Ron, he knew the deal."Ok Jock" I said "winner takes all, when do you want to play it?""Lets play on Tuesday, you pick a venue and a time. We need the practise" Ted Smith said."Allright Jock, its a gentlemans deal, no tricks or you`re dead men" I snarled back at himSo, its nearly Tuesday now. Ron is sitting watching TV on the big screen over in the corner. We have picked the garden here for the game, it will start at 1pm. There`s a big table and 4 wooden chairs in a quiet corner so we won`t be disturbed.Of course we have 5 sealed decks of cards we bought earlier all made up so they can`t think there`s any funny business. What they won`t know is that these cards have already been marked by us and sealed up again by a bloke we know called Fixer Fred.We won`t lose tomorrow, and in a days time we will own the protection racket for the whole of Scotland...

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What the heck does this have to do with anything? Thinly veiled anti-American comment?
I don't think there was anything thinly veiled about it :club:
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What the heck does this have to do with anything? Thinly veiled anti-American comment?
Chill mate.You know sarcasm is like watching a lady getting out of a car.Sometimes you see it sometimes you don't.
me and you.. outside
i repot.
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