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The bait was set and you devoured it without considering your surroundings. I knew you could not let a minor omission go by without replying to me once again. The hate is swelling in you now. Take your posting weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you.
Send that to Tool, they'll make it a song and claim it as their own. For real, that whole diatribe was lacking in style.
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Send that to Tool, they'll make it a song and claim it as their own. For real, that whole diatribe was lacking in style.
I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.Although the Tool line was pretty good I guess. I'm assuming that what you are implying is something that they do.Anyway, I went from quoting Shakespeare to quoting Star Wars. The reason it works is because it is both applicable to the current postings and it sheds some light on the overall topic. I believe it provides a window into my life as to why accidental touchings seem to play such a big role and intentional touchings do not.
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I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.Although the Tool line was pretty good I guess. I'm assuming that what you are implying is something that they do.Anyway, I went from quoting Shakespeare to quoting Star Wars. The reason it works is because it is both applicable to the current postings and it sheds some light on the overall topic. I believe it provides a window into my life as to why accidental touchings seem to play such a big role and intentional touchings do not.
Sorry, I'm not a geek so the Star Wars quotes went right over my head. I wanted to end that flame war succinctly because I found it disjointed, what with the sporadic PM exchanges interspersed between posts.
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30 minutes later and the best you've got is neither clever or funny?
"11 October 1918"wow, well hello there Grandma
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30 minutes later and the best you've got is neither clever or funny?
I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.
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Stalk much, Colonel?Come on Idaho, you can do better than rehashing someone else's flame.
only you... I love those older and more "mature" women..
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Stalk much, Colonel?Come on Idaho, you can do better than rehashing someone else's flame.
and you can't do better than re-hashing your one flame over and over and over so STFU.
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If you're taking me seriously you need to take a break from the internet, sweetheart.
I can't, this is my only chance to laugh at stupid people.
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this thread has gone downhill since it stopped talking about touching boobs. js.
I agree, let's get back on track folks ...
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i'm touching my boobs right ....... now!
clean up needed in off topic, general, accidental touchingsI repeat, clean up needed ...now my monitor is all blurry :club:
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clean up needed in off topic, general, accidental touchingsI repeat, clean up needed ...now my monitor is all blurry :club:
I was standing behind this nurse today on the subway...she was a fine looking indian woman, and i got a great look at her *** and well my mind got going, when the subway stopped her hand came flying back and she managed somehow to grab a great big hold of lil IraEmbarasment 0 (10 for her)Satisfaction 10
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I was standing behind this nurse today on the subway...she was a fine looking indian woman, and i got a great look at her *** and well my mind got going, when the subway stopped her hand came flying back and she managed somehow to grab a great big hold of lil IraEmbarasment 0 (10 for her)Satisfaction 10
Did you have a chubby when she grabbed it? because that would be funny.
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I used to be a bank teller at credit union and we had a basement where we kept all of our extra envelopes, paper, equipment, etc. I was down there one day looking for this special type of reciept paper that my boss SWORE was down there, but like always, my boss was wrong. I was down there for a bit of time looking and was coming up empty handed, but that was all about to change. I had a super hot newish co-worker who liked to show off the boobage with tight or low cut shirts, and she always wore really funky, hard to walk in, and/or mobilize shoes. As I was walking up the basement stairs to tell my boss she was wrong, the young, hot, and blessed with a nice plentiful rack, co-worker was bouncing down the stairs to help me look. We were approaching the "half way" mark on the stairs and I told her..."They aren't down there Melanie, I was just looking." She replied, "Oh, I didnt think they were, but I gotta get some preaddressed envelopes anyway."We started getting within arms length of each other. Just as we got close, she must've missed a step or something and started to wobble because of those nifty shoes, and then, like any bad, predictable movie, she started tumbling toward me. My first reaction, of course, was to reach out and grab her and stop her from falling. She started coming down fast so I swung my hands in and upward motion in an attempt to catch her. Now, since she was wearing a low cut, tank top type of shirt, and was already somewhat bent over, she started spilling out. Now that her boobs were dangling and her shirt was hanging down, it made for a nice "invite." My hand actually slipped in her shirt and I got a handful of some really super nice, grade A boobage. The funny thing is that I tried to push her up, by her boobs, but at that point she was pretty much balanced, thus adding to the akwardness. I pulled my hand out really fast like it was caught in a bear trap. (But this was quite the opposite) She looked at me and she said, "Oh my god, you just touched my boob!" As she started laughing. (She is the type to joke around and be flirtateous)I had to make a joke to kill the akward moment so I said, "I wasn't going for them I was only trying to save your life ma'am!" (In a stupid, dramatic voice)We worked together for at least another year after that and every now and then we would laugh and joke about the "basement stairs" as an inside joke. Akwardness=7.5 (At first, thereafter 0, she was really cool about it and had a good personality for a thing like that to happen. )Satisfaction=8

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I used to be a bank teller at credit union and we had a basement where we kept all of our extra envelopes, paper, equipment, etc. I was down there one day looking for this special type of reciept paper that my boss SWORE was down there, but like always, my boss was wrong. I was down there for a bit of time looking and was coming up empty handed, but that was all about to change. I had a super hot newish co-worker who liked to show off the boobage with tight or low cut shirts, and she always wore really funky, hard to walk in, and/or mobilize shoes. As I was walking up the basement stairs to tell my boss she was wrong, the young, hot, and blessed with a nice plentiful rack, co-worker was bouncing down the stairs to help me look. We were approaching the "half way" mark on the stairs and I told her..."They aren't down there Melanie, I was just looking." She replied, "Oh, I didnt think they were, but I gotta get some preaddressed envelopes anyway."We started getting within arms length of each other. Just as we got close, she must've missed a step or something and started to wobble because of those nifty shoes, and then, like any bad, predictable movie, she started tumbling toward me. My first reaction, of course, was to reach out and grab her and stop her from falling. She started coming down fast so I swung my hands in and upward motion in an attempt to catch her. Now, since she was wearing a low cut, tank top type of shirt, and was already somewhat bent over, she started spilling out. Now that her boobs were dangling and her shirt was hanging down, it made for a nice "invite." My hand actually slipped in her shirt and I got a handful of some really super nice, grade A boobage. The funny thing is that I tried to push her up, by her boobs, but at that point she was pretty much balanced, thus adding to the akwardness. I pulled my hand out really fast like it was caught in a bear trap. (But this was quite the opposite) She looked at me and she said, "Oh my god, you just touched my boob!" As she started laughing. (She is the type to joke around and be flirtateous)I had to make a joke to kill the akward moment so I said, "I wasn't going for them I was only trying to save your life ma'am!" (In a stupid, dramatic voice)We worked together for at least another year after that and every now and then we would laugh and joke about the "basement stairs" as an inside joke. Akwardness=7.5 (At first, thereafter 0, she was really cool about it and had a good personality for a thing like that to happen. )Satisfaction=8
you ever try to put the mack down after that lol? Just be like hey baby I type 100 wpm and I post 400 times a day on this forum... i got stamina :club:
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you ever try to put the mack down after that lol? Just be like hey baby I type 100 wpm and I post 400 times a day on this forum... i got stamina :club:
Hahaha, No, I have a girlfriend. Hey wait a minute!? I don't post 400 a day! You little mother f... :D
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