Accidental Touchings

[ShakeZuma 585]

This reminded me of my old haircutter when I was younger. She cut my hair from the time I was like 5 or 6 until I was probably 15. The single greatest haircut I've ever recieved came when I was about 13 or 14 years old.

the greatest part about this story is that you went back after this.truly great

[sixhands 0]

the greatest part about this story is that you went back after this.truly great

I'd go back as well, but this time I would wear jeans and a baggy t-shirt to hide any possible embarassments.

[CardWarfare 4]

the greatest part about this story is that you went back after this.truly great

The funny thing is, she actually was really cool after that. Not so cool as to meet me after closing and rail my balls sore in the barber chair, like in my fantasies, but still really nice. I don't get my haircut by her anymore (realistically, not a great barber, which I came to realize as I got older) but whenever I'm near her shop I stop in and say hi. Really cool chick, and one of my most memorable publically embarassing boners.

[troyomac 0]

This thread got me thinking... are there any pills or anything that have the opposite affect of viagara?

[Shimmering Wang 1]

This thread got me thinking... are there any pills or anything that have the opposite affect of viagara?

Actually, yeah: a massive dose of a narcotic painkiller can leave you unable to achieve an erection for hours.But if you're looking to stay within the law, I've heard booze helps. Whiskey specifically... not that I'd know, or anything, you know. Seriously. Look, stop staring. I achieve rock-hard and long-lasting erections at will, okay? I mean, look at my na-No. I'm absolutely NOT trying to compensa-Oh, fuck you all...Wang

[fryer98 30]

This thread got me thinking... are there any pills or anything that have the opposite affect of viagara?

From experience? A 5th of southern comfort in a few hours.

[mrdannyg 274]

i guess if my motor skills weren't so excellent, i'd have gotten more action

[thehidden 0]

I'll drive .... that way you two can concentrate on the priorities and I can keep my right eye on the rear view mirror .... oh yeah

you could probably hook up some type of webcam to a lap top and web cast it for us

[thehidden 0]

Actually, yeah: a massive dose of a narcotic painkiller can leave you unable to achieve an erection for hours.But if you're looking to stay within the law, I've heard booze helps. Whiskey specifically... not that I'd know, or anything, you know. Seriously. Look, stop staring. I achieve rock-hard and long-lasting erections at will, okay? I mean, look at my na-No. I'm absolutely NOT trying to compensa-Oh, fuck you all...Wang

hahahaha absolutly fantastic, i laughed and peed and strangely got hard

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Most girls I have been around don't really put themselves in those situations in a strictly platonic way. I mean... spooning? Catch me? Give me a break... she wants it!!

Exactly what I was thinking...She must be a tease, or JoeyJoJo doesn't wanna admit that he already hit it!

OP... what I find weird is that the two of you are physically this close but nothing else has happened? I think you are missing an opportunity, or two, or three.

good point, they seem very close to each other yet he is excited when he accidentally touches her

You would think that and these were my thoughts as well. Surely a girl who does all this must be close to crossing over that friendship line and when that happens we will live happily ever after. Or at least have a little sexing. I think the main lesson that should be learned from all of this is this:Girls, get the guys early when they are naive and you can manipulate them into doing whatever you want.Guys, stop it already.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Damn, late on another thread. Nice work on the OP J3.. Brought back some awkward memories.This reminded me of my old haircutter when I was younger. She cut my hair from the time I was like 5 or 6 until I was probably 15. She used to be absolutely bangin, but eventually after a few bad relationships and a kid, she moved to more of the MILF realm, which is still great, just different.Anyway, I basically had the full range of her fantastic rack in my face through their progression from young, hot, perky, fresh out of high school with constant low cut shirts showing them off, to a more mature, but still very very nice set, covered in a nice blouse or sweater. The single greatest haircut I've ever recieved came when I was about 13 or 14 years old. On this magical day, I popped a superchub when she somehow got some hair clippings caught between the rack. She had used a spray bottle on my hair to make the hair easier to cut, which resulted in the hair in her cleavage being more moist and harder to get out then usual. This was when the glorious procedure to remove said clippings began. She turned around and leaned over to look in the mirror, and used a hand towel to remove the hair. Her shirt was already low cut but was pulled down just the slightest bit more, so one could get a glimpse of her bra underneath, which, if I remember (and I do, very vividly) was pink... Sorry... Getting sidetracked here. Anyway, I am in the perfect seat for all this, since she was standing in front of the mirror, but somewhat off to the side so that I had a perfect view of the proceedings. She took the towel, and used a quick, abrupt, upstroke brushing maneuver which, as we all know, sets the stage for optimum bouyancy and bounce. Bras flashed, Boobs bounced, teenaged penises arose. In addition to all of this going on, which I'm sure she could tell I was staring at in the mirror, she was leaning over with her superb ass right in perfect line of vision. Again, bras flashing, boobs bouncing, teen peens arising. Bottom line, this had happened towards the end of the haircut procedure, so while she was putting the final steps into my grooming, I was frantically trying not to stare at her rack, or her ass, on top of thinking about sports or school or anything to get my mind off sex, and my ween from struggling against my shorts. My efforts were not in time, however, as she unbuttoned the barber's smock, and shook the excess hair off, and pulled it off me in one grand gesture, only to reveal a rather noticable bump in my pants. At first I thought she didn't notice, but I soon realized she was smiling and trying not to laugh. I got ridiculously embarassed, paid her, and left the shop as quick as my erection would allow me to.

I completely forgot all of the boobs that have touched me over the years at the barber.Recently, I was getting my hair cut, and was making small talk with the attractive mommy who was cutting my hair. I was telling her of my experiences in the health care industry, and she was having issues of her own with some claims being paid and whatnot. Being 24, I'm all about older women. Less drama, less needy, and great in "other" areas. Anyway, I gave her my card and she gave me hers, and I told her that I would give her a call in a week to go over her issues. We met for lunch, discussed business, and had a great conversation, mostly talking about her ex husband who recently left.Now, I am the rebound skank/bootycall. I love me some mommies.

[Royal_Tour 0]

JoeyJoejoe WTF? that girl wants it hard!, she just wants to see how far you'll go. feed her.anyways, I have a boob brushing almost everyday. 27 year old secretary leans on me with her tats in the morning while making coffee, when i'm working and shes bored etc..My earliest memory of breast brushing was when i was a young tot. Probably 6 years old, (I have a badass memory like that) THis one teacher who i had my first school boy crush on, would supervise the lunch caf. Everyday that she supervised i would ask her to open my juice. (it was one of those plastic juice things with the tinfoil style tear away lid., the old school shizz, they dont sell anymoreanyways, she would lean over the top of me reaching around my head with both arms and i would get full blown whack attack of boobs in the back of my head.If boobs were lethal, my brains woulda been splattered all over the floor.It was that fantastic.I've also had many boob shows and touches with my female roomate, with many female friends, most of which went further. Never any awkwardness to any of my moments. I store them like a digital camera, ready to bring back when needed.

[thehidden 0]

JoeyJoejoe WTF? that girl wants it hard!, she just wants to see how far you'll go. feed her.anyways, I have a boob brushing almost everyday. 27 year old secretary leans on me with her tats in the morning while making coffee, when i'm working and shes bored etc..My earliest memory of breast brushing was when i was a young tot. Probably 6 years old, (I have a badass memory like that) THis one teacher who i had my first school boy crush on, would supervise the lunch caf. Everyday that she supervised i would ask her to open my juice. (it was one of those plastic juice things with the tinfoil style tear away lid., the old school shizz, they dont sell anymoreanyways, she would lean over the top of me reaching around my head with both arms and i would get full blown whack attack of boobs in the back of my head.If boobs were lethal, my brains woulda been splattered all over the floor.It was that fantastic.I've also had many boob shows and touches with my female roomate, with many female friends, most of which went further. Never any awkwardness to any of my moments. I store them like a digital camera, ready to bring back when needed.

Having female best friends or roomates is +EVMy best friend is a chick, and she has two women roomates, so needless to say, being the type of guy i am there all the time cooking for them, it makes them comfortable around me, which results in one (who is a soldier) coming home and basically changing infront of me, or when me and my friend sleep together (in the same bed, just that) and i wake up groaping her she doesn't care!I'm ++EV

[sixhands 0]

Having female best friends or roomates is +EVMy best friend is a chick, and she has two women roomates, so needless to say, being the type of guy i am there all the time cooking for them, it makes them comfortable around me, which results in one (who is a soldier) coming home and basically changing infront of me, or when me and my friend sleep together (in the same bed, just that) and i wake up groaping her she doesn't care!I'm ++EV

not as ++EV as you think, if there was some horizontal lambada going on then it would be ++EVright now I think it's a little neutral, maybe half of a + at a push

JoeyJoejoe WTF? that girl wants it hard!, she just wants to see how far you'll go. feed her.anyways, I have a boob brushing almost everyday. 27 year old secretary leans on me with her tats in the morning while making coffee, when i'm working and shes bored etc..My earliest memory of breast brushing was when i was a young tot. Probably 6 years old, (I have a badass memory like that) THis one teacher who i had my first school boy crush on, would supervise the lunch caf. Everyday that she supervised i would ask her to open my juice. (it was one of those plastic juice things with the tinfoil style tear away lid., the old school shizz, they dont sell anymoreanyways, she would lean over the top of me reaching around my head with both arms and i would get full blown whack attack of boobs in the back of my head.If boobs were lethal, my brains woulda been splattered all over the floor.It was that fantastic.I've also had many boob shows and touches with my female roomate, with many female friends, most of which went further. Never any awkwardness to any of my moments. I store them like a digital camera, ready to bring back when needed.

hence the reason for your immense fan base, you are GOD

[ShakeZuma 585]

This thread got me thinking... are there any pills or anything that have the opposite affect of viagara?

cocaine works wonders

[thehidden 0]

cocaine works wonders

cocaine's one hell of a drug

[Petoria 0]

I didnt have a childhood, no awkward touchings. My mom cut my hair, I didnt socialize well. I once went to a dance, and embarrassed the fizzuck out of myself no chick would dance with me. I never went to another dance. Never hung out at the beach either. ISAL

[troyomac 0]

I didnt have a childhood, no awkward touchings. My mom cut my hair, I didnt socialize well. I once went to a dance, and embarrassed the fizzuck out of myself no chick would dance with me. I never went to another dance. Never hung out at the beach either. ISAL

So your ma's boobs never touched the back of your head??

[ricker 0]

So your ma's boobs never touched the back of your head??

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[LadyGrey 6]

I am interested in hearing how the female members of the FCP community would rate these situations, but jokes and insults from everyone are always welcomed.

You sound like a perv and I wouldn't hang out with you.When instances like that happen to me I always make a point of loudly announcing what just occurred to maximise the embarassment factor.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

You sound like a perv and I wouldn't hang out with you.

You have disgraced me, and hindered me half a thousand posts; laughed at my losses, mocked at my embarrassment, scorned my life, thwarted my popularity, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's your reason? I am a Pervert. Has not a Pervert eyes? Has not a Pervert hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Gentleman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Pervert wrong a Gentleman, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Gentleman wrong a Pervert, what should his sufferance be by Gentleman example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

[LadyGrey 6]

You have disgraced me, and hindered me half a thousand posts; laughed at my losses, mocked at my embarrassment, scorned my life, thwarted my popularity, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's your reason? I am a Pervert. Has not a Pervert eyes? Has not a Pervert hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Gentleman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Pervert wrong a Gentleman, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Gentleman wrong a Pervert, what should his sufferance be by Gentleman example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

I had to memorise that speech for English Lit when I was 12, true story. You skipped my favourite part; "To bait fish withal, if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge".

[missIdaho 1]

You have disgraced me, and hindered me half a thousand posts; laughed at my losses, mocked at my embarrassment, scorned my life, thwarted my popularity, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's your reason? I am a Pervert. Has not a Pervert eyes? Has not a Pervert hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Gentleman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Pervert wrong a Gentleman, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Gentleman wrong a Pervert, what should his sufferance be by Gentleman example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

can I be president of your fan club?

[LadyGrey 6]

can I be president of your fan club?

i don't know you, but I think I like you

i'm really starting to develope a crush on you

my crush on you grows more and more each day

And the rest...

you are officially my new favorite poster

birlliant, simply brilliantmy crush grows more and more with each passing post

I think he gets the point.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I had to memorise that speech for English Lit when I was 12, true story. You skipped my favourite part; "To bait fish withal, if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge".

The bait was set and you devoured it without considering your surroundings. I knew you could not let a minor omission go by without replying to me once again. The hate is swelling in you now. Take your posting weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you.