hank213 1,823 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 What do I get in return? And don't tell me the satisfaction of being touched.perhaps, a wonderful calendar. Link to post Share on other sites
tell_all_the_truth 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I'll friend you on facebook and you can tell people that you slept with me. (I'm not going to sleep with you.)You don't need me for that. You could always make your own facebook account and pretend to be a girl who tells people she has slept with you. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 You don't need me for that. You could always make your own facebook account and pretend to be a girl who tells people she has slept with you.oh no, see, you misunderstand. I don't want you to tell people that you slept with me. I was saying you could tell people that I slept with you. you see, I'm really really ridiculously goodlooking. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 oh no, see, you misunderstand. I don't want you to tell people that you slept with me. I was saying you could tell people that I slept with you. you see, I'm really really ridiculously goodlooking.If she's not game... count me in. Link to post Share on other sites
tell_all_the_truth 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 oh no, see, you misunderstand. I don't want you to tell people that you slept with me. I was saying you could tell people that I slept with you. you see, I'm really really ridiculously goodlooking.Ah I see. Unfortunately you don't really know if I play for the rainbow team. So you just may not be a person that I will sleep with. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ah I see. Unfortunately you don't really know if I play for the rainbow team. So you just may not be a person that I will sleep with.oh yeah? well I look like a chick. SO THERE. Link to post Share on other sites
tell_all_the_truth 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 oh yeah? well I look like a chick. SO THERE.Damn I got nothing. I submit. I shall tell all of facebook that I've had the privilege of sexing Sal Paradise Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Damn I got nothing. I submit. I shall tell all of facebook that I've had the privilege of sexing Sal Paradisetomorrow will be the greatest day of your life. your breakfast will taste better than any meal I or hank over here have ever tasted. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 tomorrow will be the greatest day of your life. your breakfast will taste better than any meal I or hank over here have ever tasted.watch yourself here, sal. we're a generation of men raised by women. i'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 for a funny guy, you are really serious about people following the "rules" of posting. It was a related story. Did I really need to make my own intentional boob grab thread?It's just totally contrary to the whole idea of the thread and really the exact opposite of the type of story I’d like to read. It’s like going into the Photoshopped Movie Poster thread and posting a picture of a movie poster you like that hasn’t been, you know, photoshopped.He's just trying to bang out as many homers as possible, and JJJ has instituted a length requirement for dingers, so he's going to be making even more long posts. Concise, he will not be.Well, see, this thread doesn’t even count towards any of that nonsense. I think the better answer is probably:I have always been unpredictably and arbitrarily cruel. tomorrow will be the greatest day of your life. your breakfast will taste better than any meal I or hank over here have ever tasted.That cracked me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Well, see, this thread doesn’t even count towards any of that nonsense. I think the better answer is probably:Well, good, I hope he didn't realize that. But seeing how seriously he takes it, I don't have much hope, Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Well, good, I hope he didn't realize that. But seeing how seriously he takes it, I don't have much hope,I am intimately familiar with the rules. Joey is Commissioner of the FCP Roto league, but I like to think I am Paul DePodesta to his Billy Beane. The analogy doesn't really fit very well, but any chance I get to compare myself to DePo is one I'll pounce on. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I am intimately familiar with the rules. Joey is Commissioner of the FCP Roto league, but I like to think I am Paul DePodesta to his Billy Beane. The analogy doesn't really fit very well, but any chance I get to compare myself to DePo is one I'll pounce on.Is there going to be a draft at some point? Because, that, would be awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Is there going to be a draft at some point? Because, that, would be awesome!Probably not, but there will be other participatory surprises. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Probably not, but there will be other participatory surprises.a home run derby!?!?!?!I'll hafta get a bigger stick Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 you see, I'm really really ridiculously goodlooking.hi Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 somebody get this guy a red cap and a speedo Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Jess and I went out on Wednesday night. I was standing in the bar when I reached behind me and, completely by accident, grabbed a handful of random boob. When I turned around to 'apologize', I found out it was Jess's boob in hand.What a waste. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Jess and I went out on Wednesday night. I was standing in the bar when I reached behind me and, completely by accident, grabbed a handful of random boob. When I turned around to 'apologize', I found out it was Jess's boob in hand.What a waste.So what did you wife have to say about you trying to grope random strangers? Link to post Share on other sites
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