HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 im taking my sweet time reading this thread..thougt I'd pause to say JoeyJoJo is my kinda poster. Best of the new fall selectionI do agree, he shows potential.Don't let it go to your head, home slice. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 prety obvious when he asks for details like "Ethnic Backround"what a gullible groupok.now I got to go back and read the threadI got a pretty good idea of who did not fall for it.may be a surprise.'whoopeewell, good job FCP..not too many suckers Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 So does this mean I have been wasting my afternoon tracking down all my stats and getting my family tree current?ARRGGG.Just in case;2/05/2004 $5 Sng (3rd) $7.502/05/2004 $5 Sng (3rd) $7.507/12/2004 $10 SnG (4th ) $012/12/2004 $5 SnG (1st ) $25 <-------NICE2/12/2005 $10 SnG (9th) $06/30/2005 $5 SnG (2nd) $17.509/5/2005 $10 SnG (5th) $02/02/2006 $5 SnG (3rd) $7.506/15/2006 $10 SnG (10th) $010/3/2006 $10 SnG (4th) $0As you can see everytime I try to jump up a level I get beat down, but I keep giving it a shot. Which shows determination.And I am an Eskimo/Swedish/German/Peruvian decendant. And I am straight, if I could get a girl I would prove it! Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Gotta love threads like these. FCP RULEZ!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Gotta love threads like these. FCP RULEZ!!! wow thats a flexible/floppy wiener Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 wow this thread is on it's 10th page already. i'm not going to read through the whole thing, but am i too late to join???my stats are good i have won lots! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 wow this thread is on it's 10th page already. i'm not going to read through the whole thing, but am i too late to join???my stats are good i have won lots!you're too latemike matusow and ellix powers are already in. need i say more? Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I love you.Hey that was my line to DDIDM... Link to post Share on other sites
Knight_Owl 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 The age range where you don't have to ask that question EXACTLY!!I am a tournament donkey, but if you ever want to play high stakes stud give me a call.highstakes? ppl check out this dudes blog, profit for the day looks like this..$5 Dolla!whats w/ ppl trying to act bigger or better than others because they once played some 2-5 nl at a casino? Your a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 i just final tabled a live tournament (120 players - finished 7th), $100 buy-in with rebuys + add-on......i'll be expecting a check in the mail. Link to post Share on other sites
Knight_Owl 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 now I know this post is bullshitYes, indeed, what the heck does he want to know your ethnic background and where you grew up? Uhmmm I smell a desperate F A G trying to hit up dudes on fcp for his own "personal pleasure" Obvious Bluff Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NICKKNACK Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 CaN'T I GeT a PiEcESuErTe My friend and I, a very wealthy investor, are planning to start a poker crew. The investor is going to be fronting the money, and it is my job to recruit good players. We've decided to find about ten to twenty young players, and get them together for a tournament barrage. This will take place every Sunday for the big guarantee tourneys, and we'll hit all the big sites. To join all you have to do is prove your skill to me. I'll be looking on other forums and in card rooms for talent, but I'm starting here. No PMs, but post your accomplishments, and I'll ask you some questions to get a feel for your skill level. Good luck.I WaN'T 2 BeAPrODuCtfY**************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 CaN'T I GeT a PiEcESuErTeI WaN'T 2 BeAPrODuCtfY*Holy mother of god. You're back, for the 54th time too. You're like Freddy or Jason, we keep killing (banning) you, but you keep on coming back somehow. You even were clever enough to change your screen name from "suerte1, suerte2, suerte3" or anything similar to this, BUT you blew your cover man..."Suerte" in the body of your text.Busted.Actually, you would understand this one better. I should be saying.../B'`U*`'`S*/'`T'`*/*E*''/D' Link to post Share on other sites
JaoTi 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Holy mother of god. You're back, for the 54th time too. You're like Freddy or Jason, we keep killing (banning) you, but you keep on coming back somehow. You even were clever enough to change your screen name from "suerte1, suerte2, suerte3" or anything similar to this, BUT you blew your cover man..."Suerte" in the body of your text.Busted.Actually, you would understand this one better. I should be saying.../B'`U*`'199muthafing1 NWA Eazy E Boyz n the Hood Ghetto Compton Homeboy Gangsta`S*/'`T'`*/*E*''/D'FYP Link to post Share on other sites
LeighWdWTravel 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 So is he the whole hog or just the hog's ass? Because if he's just the ass, how can he stick an apple in his snout? And don't think it didn't go unnoticed that you had to resort to name-calling and could not provide any actual evidence to refute the claims. General poker really is going downhill; you just can't have any serious discussions anymore.He's the whole hog, behind and all.Read back..he provides enough of his own words..if you pay with mexicans because he says it's a trust issue..doesn't want black people, gee, I might be a blonde, but that kind of language sounds racial @@ Link to post Share on other sites
uahphysics 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 This thread made me LOL. I mean, c'mon............People DO NOT actually listen to Nickelback and Hinder. Those are the worst two bands in history. I'll give Nickelback some credit though, They're number two on the list, while Hinder is number one. But only because Hinder dissed a very talented band in an interview and that pisses me off. Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderGuard 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Yes, indeed, what the heck does he want to know your ethnic background and where you grew up? Uhmmm I smell a desperate F A G trying to hit up dudes on fcp for his own "personal pleasure" Obvious Bluff Thanks for posting this. I think a lot of people were convinced of the legitimacy of this post on page 10, but you single-handedly debunked this offer and without reading past about page 2. Well played my friend...well played indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 CaN'T I GeT a PiEcESuErTeI WaN'T 2 BeAPrODuCtfY****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************i told you guys...REBAN this guy. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'm not sure of all my results but I mainly play sit n'go's as I dont have time to do the mtt, but my results are very stellar in the MTT's I play in, I play a lot of live cash games and have good results there also..... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I thought you'd be loaded already from all your softball sponsorships.this was the comedic gold in this thread for me. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 just incase it's real. I am 22/canadianI mainly play 30 and 50$ sng's, but have sattlited into some big tournies and cashed 4/5 times. I play live 5/10-15/30. I also play a range of games from holdem, 7-stud hi, Omaha Hi/lo, omaha hi, pinapple, crazy pinapple, and i really want to learn razz.My poker db stats are unimpressive, just over 1k, but they also don't include some FCP wins.I wouldn't mind this being real!! lolIra Well I think we all know that it's a well documented fact that, shall we say, people of color aren't very good card players. Jews are fine though.well in that case i forgot to mention i'm Jewish haha Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 he set the hook I posted my stats in a heartbeat to prove whata a BS solicitation it was...if it was a legit proposal he would have been on his knees bobbin on my knob since my tourney stats are....well....admirablenextLMAO, best post of the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Yes, indeed, what the heck does he want to know your ethnic background and where you grew up? Uhmmm I smell a desperate F A G trying to hit up dudes on fcp for his own "personal pleasure" Obvious Bluff you should get out more.CW is a very regular poster with a good sense of humourYou look pretty silly posting this.just incase it's real.seems to be legit Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Total Winnings: $12,171 Total Final Tables: 17Date Tournament/Event Buyin+Rake Place Entrants Winnings 09/23/2006 $4K Gtd. Hold'em $30 13 130 $64 09/12/2006 Regular Hold'em (Deal) $50 7 90 $270 09/11/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $20 52 882 $61 09/05/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 9 180 $140 09/05/2006 $1K Added Hold'em $5 27 1,015 $31 09/03/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 10 180 $108 09/03/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 45 678 $71 09/03/2006 $1K Added Speed NL Hold'em $5 133 2,208 $16 08/30/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $20 63 948 $47 08/29/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $20 3 978 $1,467 08/28/2006 Regular Hold'em (Deal) $20 15 150 $30 08/25/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $40 16 130 $52 08/25/2006 Regular Hold'em $50 2 130 $1,105 08/24/2006 Super Thursday NL Hold'em $150 35 1,003 $631 08/24/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $20 46 450 $36 08/21/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $10 43 545 $20 07/27/2006 $10K Gtd. NL Hold'em (Deal) $20 48 675 $60 07/18/2006 Regular Hold'em $10 9 140 $42 06/28/2006 $4K Gtd. Hold'em (Deal) $30 17 130 $40 06/27/2006 Regular Hold'em (Deal) $20 5 210 $294 06/27/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 6 120 $216 06/09/2006 $20K Gtd. NL Hold'em (Deal) $10 175 2,220 $17 05/23/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 36 470 $84 05/22/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $50 20 322 $136 05/17/2006 $4K Gtd. Hold'em $30 16 175 $52 05/17/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $50 37 310 $100 05/15/2006 Regular Hold'em $30 17 140 $42 05/13/2006 $35k Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 111 1,310 $47 05/13/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $150 36 349 $340 05/11/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 10 507 $152 05/11/2006 $35k Gtd. Rebuy NL Hold'em $30 40 431 $254 05/11/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $40 12 140 $56 05/11/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $50 7 315 $630 05/10/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 12 140 $42 05/10/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 48 464 $76 05/10/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 1 100 $810 05/10/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $40 10 140 $112 05/09/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 16 140 $42 05/08/2006 $40K Gtd. NL Hold'em $100 20 651 $553 05/03/2006 Regular Hold'em $30 1 100 $810 05/01/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 6 99 $207 05/01/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 24 467 $98 04/29/2006 $35k Gtd Rebuy NL Hold'em $30 37 546 $266 04/28/2006 $35K Gtd. NL Hold'em $100 44 565 $254 04/28/2006 $2k Added NL Hold'em $100 7 468 $1,464 04/27/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 2 99 $504 04/27/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 9 371 $222 Total Winnings: $6,745 Total Final Tables: 4Date Tournament/Event Buyin+Rake Place Entrants Winnings 04/26/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 2 170 $800 04/25/2006 $35K Gtd. NL Hold'em (Deal) $100 36 587 $322 04/25/2006 $35k Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 62 1,018 $98 04/24/2006 $35k Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 14 642 $423 04/23/2006 $35K Gtd. NL Hold'em (Deal) $100 59 791 $276 04/18/2006 $35K Gtd. NL Hold'em $100 59 592 $236 04/17/2006 $35K Gtd. NL Hold'em $100 41 664 $298 04/16/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $50 8 476 $476 04/14/2006 $12K Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 3 515 $1,390 04/13/2006 $35k Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 13 990 $280 04/10/2006 $35k Gtd. NL Hold'em $30 84 973 $70 04/09/2006 $20K Gtd. NL Hold'em $10 113 2,175 $21 04/04/2006 Regular NL Hold'em $30 53 545 $65 04/02/2006 $500K Guaranteed NL Hold'em (Deal) $200 284 2,839 $295 03/29/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 21 472 $99 03/27/2006 $35k Gtd. Rebuy NL Hold'em $30 7 438 $1,295 03/26/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 15 626 $159 03/26/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $30 50 639 $86 03/14/2006 Regular NL Hold'em (Deal) $20 51 802 $56 those are party stats for my TheFutureAA and DoubleS00ted.. ( i changed my name in June..or July.. I also FT'd Super weekday on party twice. Sell W$/T$ Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 we might have to lowest collective IQs of any forum ever in the history of forums Link to post Share on other sites
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