ricker 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 PokerPro1989: HeyPokerPro1989: hello?RickerKioz: yesRickerKioz: what?PokerPro1989: are you on FPCRickerKioz: FPC?PokerPro1989: oops, i mean FCPRickerKioz: yesRickerKioz: why?PokerPro1989: lolPokerPro1989: do you play online for real money?RickerKioz: yesRickerKioz: why?PokerPro1989: well, i'm only 17 so i can't deposit my own money on line but i do really good at the play money tables, the only time i lose is to bad beatsRickerKioz: so what?PokerPro1989: i was wondering if you would stake me $5RickerKioz: why on earth would I want to do that?PokerPro1989: i'll pay you back 200%RickerKioz: againRickerKioz: why on earth would I do that?PokerPro1989: cause thats like $25 for doing nothingRickerKioz: oh manRickerKioz: I dont even know where to beginPokerPro1989: wat? lolPokerPro1989: i'll even play you hu for $5 if you transfer it to me so i can show you how good i amRickerKioz: if you're a poker player looking to be staked five bucks, 1, you're more than likely not a winning playerRickerKioz: 2) why on earth would I play you heads up when I don't know you from adamPokerPro1989: no i'm really really good,i have over 100,000 play chips on full tilt but i'm only 17 so i can't play for realy moneyPokerPro1989: lolRickerKioz: then when you turn 18 and you get yourself a real money account, you should have no problem turning it into a real bankrollRickerKioz: it's not that far awayPokerPro1989: no but i want to start now, i just turned 17RickerKioz: as a poker player, you should learn this above all elseRickerKioz: patience is key to pokerRickerKioz: keep killing the play money stakesPokerPro1989: not when i play, i play every hand cause i know i'm better than everybody elsePokerPro1989: and can outplay themPokerPro1989: like phill helmuthRickerKioz: phil helmuth doesn't play every handRickerKioz: and neither should youPokerPro1989: lol, shows how much you knowRickerKioz: oh goodPokerPro1989: well maybe if you were better you could play everyhand tooRickerKioz: really?RickerKioz: you're playing 9 2 off suit?PokerPro1989: yeahPokerPro1989: my favorite hand is 7-4PokerPro1989: i always beat my friends two, come on man, it's only $5RickerKioz: I'll be honest, I'm at the opposite end of wanting to give you moneyPokerPro1989: wat do i have to do to show you that i'm a good player?RickerKioz: if you're playing every handRickerKioz: I very much doubt you're a good playerRickerKioz: and I really don't think giving you money is a good ideaPokerPro1989: well, i'm winning in the play money so i must be doing something rightRickerKioz: my head hurts Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I can't believe you didn't take the offer to stake a guy who 1. Kills the play money tables and2. Thinks 200% of $5 is $25 Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I can't believe you didn't take the offer to stake a guy who 1. Kills the play money tables and2. Thinks 200% of $5 is $25Not only that, but only loses to bad beats and plays every hand! Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 He seems legit to me....I'd stake him Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 He seems legit to me....I'd stake himQFT Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I can't believe you didn't take the offer to stake a guy who 1. Kills the play money tables and2. Thinks 200% of $5 is $25number 2 was my favorite Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 He's the spawn of Phil Hellmuth and Tuan Le, you HAVE to stake him. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Nice avatar ricker, even though you stole my signature. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Nice avatar ricker, even though you stole my signature.lol...sorry, I liked the av Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Oh god that's classic! Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 you gotta mess with the guy a little more so it is more entertaining... for you and us Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 This guy has to be some FCP poster pretending... I just can't believe this is a real person. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 This guy has to be some FCP poster pretending... I just can't believe this is a real person.ricker posted this in the hideout, and i told him to send him my way, so i could have some with him, and the rest, my friend, is history. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You on FPC???? lol Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 can someone please stake me.... im just kidding, but seriously Link to post Share on other sites
Gooser 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 He seems legit to me....I'd stake himlool Link to post Share on other sites
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