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For the record, I have nothing against frats, I just think its homosexual that you get defensive at people calling it a "frat", so I will do it to no end.Not Wang
i agree. especcially on internet message board it is just easier to type frat than fraternity. we all say frat for every "fraternity" on campus. it has nothing to do with the type of frat it is.
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I fear that if I don't validate this now, it will go the way of the dodo, so I will do so.
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How so?
The whole point of rushing/pledging a frat is to meet people you like, get drunk with your friends a lot, and have a structured social life.
This is pretty much all that is seen from the outside world, which it is hard for fraternities to shake that stigma...but this is far from all that is involved with being a member of a fraternity. In fact, my chapter had 4 brothers resign because they joined with the above sentiment in mind, and when it didn't turn out to be like that, they couldn't handle it.
I didn't join a frat because I didn't want to. I didn't like the idea of rushing, pledging, then being judged by some random guys and, if I'm lucky, being forced to stay up for a week or drink a fifth in 30 minutes or die in a sauna.
You may have had some friends in fraternities that had to undergo that type of thing in order to be initiated, but I can tell you right now that I would not be in a fraternity if I had been hazed. I would not have tolerated it and I would not condone it if my chapter started doing it in the future.
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Wait til he goes on a date where you're pretty sure he's bringing a new girl back to his room. While he's gone put pics of naked guys all over his walls.

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Wait til he goes on a date where you're pretty sure he's bringing a new girl back to his room. While he's gone put pics of naked guys all over his walls.
Winner.She's smart AND beautiful, folks.
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IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED THE SHOW ON MTV CALLED HOME WRECKERS WITH RYAN DUNN FROM JACKASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW EVERYTIME HE WOULD SHOW A PRANK TO PULL ON A FRIEND/ROOMATE. SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. GOOGLE IT AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE. REALLY GOOD PRANKS I HD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!DOS

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Ouch, to the guys in my house that's strike oneAnd this might as well be strikes 2 and 3.
whats wrong with sammys at UM? I have not met them but they are a strong frat there, i think 60 members with a nice house.
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IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED THE SHOW ON MTV CALLED HOME WRECKERS WITH RYAN DUNN FROM JACKASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW EVERYTIME HE WOULD SHOW A PRANK TO PULL ON A FRIEND/ROOMATE. SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. GOOGLE IT AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE. REALLY GOOD PRANKS I HD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!DOS
YA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE!
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YA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE!
I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.Wang
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I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.Wang
First time I've legitimately laughed out loud at a post here in a loooong time. Perfectly played, sir.
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First time I've legitimately laughed out loud at a post here in a loooong time. Perfectly played, sir.
Yeah, I was pretty sure I struck gold with that one. I was chuckling to myself like a retarded chimp when I clicked the "Add Reply" button. I thought it might be the dope, but it's good to be wrong.Wang
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This is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
QFT
For the record, I have nothing against frats, I just think its homosexual that you get defensive at people calling it a "frat", so I will do it to no end.Not Wang
you have re-awoken my e-boner
YA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE!
I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.Wang
This is one of the funniest exchanges I've read in a while. Nice work.
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QFTyou have re-awoken my e-bonerThis is one of the funniest exchanges I've read in a while. Nice work.
How did you type this message with Wang's cock in your mouth?I'm just curious is all......
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Off the top of my head...Superglue gay porn to every surface of the pranskters bedroom. Bonus points for doing this during parents week right before a tour of the house. Shave your downstars, drop the pubes into toothpaste, hair gel, shampoo, etc.You can buy crickets at any pet store. In bulk. Do with that information what you will. Buy a large bag of shrimp, stick them under his matress, in the air ducts, behind his keyboard, in desk drawers, under lamps, everywhere you can think of that would be the last place anyone would look. There will be an ungodly smell in that room for weeks. Advertisements on "Gay and looking" websites (or Craigslist). With their cell numbers. Superglue every loose item in their rooms to the ceiling. That should be enough to get you started...

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While he is sleeping, put his hand in a bowl of water then piss on him.
I laughed hard at this.
I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.Wang
I laughed a lot harder at this.I was a frat boy. I say frat because I drank....a lot. I didn't go to class often, and I enjoyed the fuck out of my college years. I didn't pop my collar though, we were more animal house than growing up gotti.
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This is "chronic revenge" as opposed to the more popular and devastating "acute revenge." We did this to a friend in highschool, and the results were pretty sweet.Firstly, you MUST memorize your enemy's full name, telephone number, current mailing address (and hopefully every subsequent mailing address), personal email addresses, and any other personal information about him you can garner. Things like "Mother's Maiden Name" usually come in handy eventually.Now, EVERY time you're compelled to fill out a form/application for no reason, walk by a contest/drawing drop box, see an open an anonymously scribed applicatory situation, you fill it out with his info. And be sure to check the "send me more info!" box. Free 6-month subscription to a crappy magazine? Don't mind if I do! Air Force wants YOU? No, I do believe they want HIM. They'll be giving him a call, bright and early on a Sunday. Contest drawing needs mailing address? Why, sounds to me like they might have a mailing list.It starts off slow, but if you can get a few friends to help you, he'll be receiving so much junk mail and so many unsolicited telephone calls that he'll start going crazy. If he's not too slow, he'll figure out sooner or later that someone's actively putting him in this situation, and that's the best part. You just don't tell him. I didn't join the party until late, but my friends held out for YEARS, until somebody finally slipped up and filled out an application for a Kroger Card in Geno's name right in front of Geno. You can even go as far as to start writing letters to the editor to the school paper every week in his name. Nothing TOO stupid, but something that the editors can just tear apart, or will make him seem like a pussy. Revenge is a dish best served cold.Wang

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These are some great ideas, I especially like the mailing list one, but I don't really want to do to much to his room because if you read the title you would have realized his room = my room.

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I would buy a container of those small beef bullion cubes, and put one or two behind the shower faucet.I also jizzed in a hated roommate's shampoo for the better part of the year.You could always throw a permanent marker or three of different colors into his wash.Keep us updated.

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I think I might shave my pubes with his mach as part of it. I don't want it to be a big prank that he would obviously know who did it and then he'd retaliate but a few smaller pranks that he wouldn't think of pranks, i.e. pubes in his mach, lots of mailing list/spam email/calls, type of stuff

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I think I might shave my pubes with his mach as part of it.
i think you may lose in the long run in the end with that one.when the hair starts growing back, you'll be scratching, and the girls will think you've got crabs.
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