Footballguru 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 vice prior (president) for Sigma Alpha Mu (SAMMYS) at Michigan State University.and im a freshmen. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 For the record, I have nothing against frats, I just think its homosexual that you get defensive at people calling it a "frat", so I will do it to no end.Not Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 For the record, I have nothing against frats, I just think its homosexual that you get defensive at people calling it a "frat", so I will do it to no end.Not Wangi agree. especcially on internet message board it is just easier to type frat than fraternity. we all say frat for every "fraternity" on campus. it has nothing to do with the type of frat it is. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 FYPI fear that if I don't validate this now, it will go the way of the dodo, so I will do so. Link to post Share on other sites
IluvWindows 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 If he's hot I'd have sex with him. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 If he's hot I'd have sex with him.you're trying to hardand frats are ghey, not in a sexual way, but in an uncool way.My opinion Link to post Share on other sites
wilheldp 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 How so? The whole point of rushing/pledging a frat is to meet people you like, get drunk with your friends a lot, and have a structured social life.This is pretty much all that is seen from the outside world, which it is hard for fraternities to shake that stigma...but this is far from all that is involved with being a member of a fraternity. In fact, my chapter had 4 brothers resign because they joined with the above sentiment in mind, and when it didn't turn out to be like that, they couldn't handle it.I didn't join a frat because I didn't want to. I didn't like the idea of rushing, pledging, then being judged by some random guys and, if I'm lucky, being forced to stay up for a week or drink a fifth in 30 minutes or die in a sauna.You may have had some friends in fraternities that had to undergo that type of thing in order to be initiated, but I can tell you right now that I would not be in a fraternity if I had been hazed. I would not have tolerated it and I would not condone it if my chapter started doing it in the future. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Wait til he goes on a date where you're pretty sure he's bringing a new girl back to his room. While he's gone put pics of naked guys all over his walls. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Wait til he goes on a date where you're pretty sure he's bringing a new girl back to his room. While he's gone put pics of naked guys all over his walls.Winner.She's smart AND beautiful, folks. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Sigma Alpha Mu (SAMMYS)Ouch, to the guys in my house that's strike oneMichigan State University.And this might as well be strikes 2 and 3. Link to post Share on other sites
DaRockets 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED THE SHOW ON MTV CALLED HOME WRECKERS WITH RYAN DUNN FROM JACKASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW EVERYTIME HE WOULD SHOW A PRANK TO PULL ON A FRIEND/ROOMATE. SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. GOOGLE IT AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE. REALLY GOOD PRANKS I HD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!DOS Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ouch, to the guys in my house that's strike oneAnd this might as well be strikes 2 and 3.whats wrong with sammys at UM? I have not met them but they are a strong frat there, i think 60 members with a nice house. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED THE SHOW ON MTV CALLED HOME WRECKERS WITH RYAN DUNN FROM JACKASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW EVERYTIME HE WOULD SHOW A PRANK TO PULL ON A FRIEND/ROOMATE. SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. GOOGLE IT AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE. REALLY GOOD PRANKS I HD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!DOSYA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 YA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE! I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.WangFirst time I've legitimately laughed out loud at a post here in a loooong time. Perfectly played, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 First time I've legitimately laughed out loud at a post here in a loooong time. Perfectly played, sir.Yeah, I was pretty sure I struck gold with that one. I was chuckling to myself like a retarded chimp when I clicked the "Add Reply" button. I thought it might be the dope, but it's good to be wrong.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 This is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.QFTFor the record, I have nothing against frats, I just think its homosexual that you get defensive at people calling it a "frat", so I will do it to no end.Not Wang you have re-awoken my e-bonerYA DUDE AWESOME PRANKS LIKE PUTTING HAIR ON WALLS AND TURNING A ROOM INTO A GARAGE I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND NOT SPLCHEKING AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION ITS AWESMOE! I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.WangThis is one of the funniest exchanges I've read in a while. Nice work. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 QFTyou have re-awoken my e-bonerThis is one of the funniest exchanges I've read in a while. Nice work.How did you type this message with Wang's cock in your mouth?I'm just curious is all...... Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Off the top of my head...Superglue gay porn to every surface of the pranskters bedroom. Bonus points for doing this during parents week right before a tour of the house. Shave your downstars, drop the pubes into toothpaste, hair gel, shampoo, etc.You can buy crickets at any pet store. In bulk. Do with that information what you will. Buy a large bag of shrimp, stick them under his matress, in the air ducts, behind his keyboard, in desk drawers, under lamps, everywhere you can think of that would be the last place anyone would look. There will be an ungodly smell in that room for weeks. Advertisements on "Gay and looking" websites (or Craigslist). With their cell numbers. Superglue every loose item in their rooms to the ceiling. That should be enough to get you started... Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 While he is sleeping, put his hand in a bowl of water then piss on him.I laughed hard at this.I think you meant, "it's awesmoe!" There should be an apostrophe in there.Don't mention it.WangI laughed a lot harder at this.I was a frat boy. I say frat because I drank....a lot. I didn't go to class often, and I enjoyed the fuck out of my college years. I didn't pop my collar though, we were more animal house than growing up gotti. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 This is "chronic revenge" as opposed to the more popular and devastating "acute revenge." We did this to a friend in highschool, and the results were pretty sweet.Firstly, you MUST memorize your enemy's full name, telephone number, current mailing address (and hopefully every subsequent mailing address), personal email addresses, and any other personal information about him you can garner. Things like "Mother's Maiden Name" usually come in handy eventually.Now, EVERY time you're compelled to fill out a form/application for no reason, walk by a contest/drawing drop box, see an open an anonymously scribed applicatory situation, you fill it out with his info. And be sure to check the "send me more info!" box. Free 6-month subscription to a crappy magazine? Don't mind if I do! Air Force wants YOU? No, I do believe they want HIM. They'll be giving him a call, bright and early on a Sunday. Contest drawing needs mailing address? Why, sounds to me like they might have a mailing list.It starts off slow, but if you can get a few friends to help you, he'll be receiving so much junk mail and so many unsolicited telephone calls that he'll start going crazy. If he's not too slow, he'll figure out sooner or later that someone's actively putting him in this situation, and that's the best part. You just don't tell him. I didn't join the party until late, but my friends held out for YEARS, until somebody finally slipped up and filled out an application for a Kroger Card in Geno's name right in front of Geno. You can even go as far as to start writing letters to the editor to the school paper every week in his name. Nothing TOO stupid, but something that the editors can just tear apart, or will make him seem like a pussy. Revenge is a dish best served cold.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 These are some great ideas, I especially like the mailing list one, but I don't really want to do to much to his room because if you read the title you would have realized his room = my room. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I would buy a container of those small beef bullion cubes, and put one or two behind the shower faucet.I also jizzed in a hated roommate's shampoo for the better part of the year.You could always throw a permanent marker or three of different colors into his wash.Keep us updated. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 I think I might shave my pubes with his mach as part of it. I don't want it to be a big prank that he would obviously know who did it and then he'd retaliate but a few smaller pranks that he wouldn't think of pranks, i.e. pubes in his mach, lots of mailing list/spam email/calls, type of stuff Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I think I might shave my pubes with his mach as part of it.i think you may lose in the long run in the end with that one.when the hair starts growing back, you'll be scratching, and the girls will think you've got crabs. Link to post Share on other sites
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