Reggie_Kray 0 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 We heard about it yesterday. The biggest game the North had to offer, £90K for each man to sit down with. A hefty slice of dough in anyones language, and me and my brother are big time faces.We were sitting in a caff yesterday devouring egg n chips when a big bloke approached us. He was about 7 foot tall, weighed about 40 stone and wearing a big check shirt. He told us his name was Bucketguts Bert, he was an associate with Mr Big who ran the North Easts booze trade.He told us we were wanted for this game, its going to be held in an old warehouse out on Sunderland docks, the Filth won`t bother us as Mr Big has half of them on his payroll. We said we`d play as a favour for Mr Big, as long as he gives us 10% of his booze business, Bert was ready for this and phoned Mr Big up who agreed right away. Knowing that us bruvs are going to be playing is a huge incentive for the Norths biggest crims to turn up, its bragging rights for life if they beat us.So, the time now is 11pm, the game starts in 3 hours. My bruv is wearing his lucky shirt, over which is his new overcoat, bought for £2K from a very exclusive tailor.I`m wearing my suit, overcoat, trilby hat and lucky fob watch.We won`t need luck though, we have devised a scheme which will see us walk away tonight with a cool £1.2 million... Link to post Share on other sites
Clay Aiken 7 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Your adventures are truly wonderful!! What a special creature you are, to live and to learn, to feel and to see, all that the Creator of the Universe has endowed us with, a wonder to behold!! You have inspired me to truly seize this day, today, and to remind myself of what I've known since a child, that "a man who loves is a man indeed, but a child who loves is greater than both, a truly special creation, not to be trampled on, but to be held and cared for, as only a child can"!! This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 i can't get enough of clay aiken Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 i can't get enough of clay aikenHe wouldn`t last 5 minutes in the place I come from. He starts with his fancy ways around some of the men I know, well lets say the bottom of the Thames would see another one... Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Take it down, Reggie. Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 Leaving the house in 3 minutes.I`ll give you a clue what me and my brother are planning to do, it involves a grass we own called Frank the Fence, a 5 litre can of petrol, my celebratory cigar, and my brothers new overcoat... Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 my favorite two jopke accts in one thread, what a treat! Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 gl. the game of the north can be quite difficult, with it being hard to get a read on players missing half their teeth and such Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Well? Link to post Share on other sites
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