Best Quotes I Have Read

[primetime 0]

"So, I used my acting talents to do a few porn films"

[Got The Nutz 0]

"I've got my favotrite hand, yep 10-7 off suit"

[FourFlusher 0]

The best quote I ever heard any pro say came from the fingers of Daniel: "You don't have to push if the donkey is pulling."I've read prolly 30 damn books, that one phrase will pay for them all.

[elnino 0]

my actions don't have to make sense,i am a boorish american!

[Vatche 0]

The best quote I ever heard any pro say came from the fingers of Daniel: "You don't have to push if the donkey is pulling."I've read prolly 30 damn books, that one phrase will pay for them all.

i think layne flack came up with that one.

[FourFlusher 0]

I dunno, I just read it on Daniels blog one day...it stood out like a sore thumb, and I use it every day.

[WallstreetMSU 0]

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[chrozzo 19]

I dunno, I just read it on Daniels blog one day...it stood out like a sore thumb, and I use it every day.

good onei also like"in order to live, you must be willing to die" or something like that

[Reble2 0]

some random guy at the sahara tournament after getting busted out. "Hey does anyone know the, its not dec. 25, oh its DONKEY CHRISTMAS" - i rofled for an hour

[primetime 0]

if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn?

[Canary3 1]

"I have a better chance of winning this tournament with a short stack than i do a big stack" Mike Matusow said this after saying things like ...wow only 25 million chips to go in the 2004 main event.

[Jamie Gold' 0]

"If I'm playing, I'm winning!"-Jamie Gold

[RichieValenz 0]

Mike Matusow: it not money anywaysMike Matusow: its computer numbers

[DaBruins 0]

if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn?

Steve Z?"blah blah blah blah ex-wife blah blah" - Norman Chad

[runthemover 39]

my actions don't have to make sense,i am a boorish american!

see this is funny

[Dratj 0]

"You can't even spell POKER." Phil Hellmuth.from TV but it's still funny.

[no not baxter 0]

if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn?

Screech?

[Dogpatch 2]

"Ya can't play for napkins." -Daniel ribbing Matusow. "If it weren't for luck, I'd win every poker tournament." I'm not even going to put a name on that one.

[ripptyde 0]

good onei also like"in order to live, you must be willing to die" or something like that

[grindertime 0]

"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbell look like Malcom X"

[qyayqi 11]

was watching a british tourney, the one with tables of 6 squaring off. gus hanson had won a few pots after getting all in with the worst hand. as they discussed it at the table, gus said, "i like taking it from behind." i'm immature. i laughed.

[WallstreetMSU 0]

he probably got hit from behind by that bus.

[coesillian 0]

"Do or do not, there is no try" -Old Jedi Master

[MychCumstien 0]

ok, this was on TV.Gus Hansen against the Magician on the WPT. The magician pushes all in with 77 (I think it was 77, either 77 or 66, been awhile since I saw it). Anyway, the memorable part, Hansen proceeds to say " I can't fold, I have 9 high". Everyone looks at him funny, Vince and Mike comment, thinking he meant to say he can't "call" with 9 high. Then he say's it again, "I can't fold, I have 9 hight". He calls with 2 overs (9 high), and hits, busting the Magician. Funniest thing I've heard from a Pro.

[A_Bullets_A 0]

I like something I heard Doyle Brunson say on TV when he was talking about the chances a pro has in a big tournament. He used a good example. He said, "Winning a big tournament now is like winning the lottery. The pros have a lot more tickets than the amateurs, but we still have to be lucky to win the lottery." It was something like that anyways. I thought it was a perfect explanation for the big tournaments now.