NoSup4U 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Funny story from wax120 (FCPer in Chicago) that just now went down live at the Majestic II in Indiana:Wax sits down and immediately is asked by someone at the table, loud enough for everyone to hear: So do you play tight or what?Wax says: Yeah, I play 18% of my hands. 3rd hand at the table, wax picks up KK, 3 bets pf, flop is K66, he and two other guys get a lot of money in the pot. Both of them had sixes.After the hand Wax says to them: Cowboys are in my 18%.Classic.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Funny story from wax120 (FCPer in Chicago) that just now went down live at the Majestic II in Indiana:Wax sits down and immediately is asked by someone at the table, loud enough for everyone to hear: So do you play tight or what?Wax says: Yeah, I play 18% of my hands. 3rd hand at the table, wax picks up KK, 3 bets pf, flop is K66, he and two other guys get a lot of money in the pot. Both of them had sixes.After the hand Wax says to them: Cowboys are in my 18%.Classic.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
DNIQUE420 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Illinois as usual holdin it down!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Wouldve been funnier if he responded to the "tight" question with a fuck you, figure it out for yourselfI will probably use that though at the casino Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 T.I.G.H.TNP.L.U.T.O <----figured out what that means D.N. Link to post Share on other sites
blakheart 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I usually answer with some nonsense- I play tighter then your mother. or some other silliness Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 i don't get why this is funny Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 me neither, maybe because he got lucky enough to get action Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 i don't get why this is funny Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 i don't get why this is funnyIf you were playing live, and some internet guy responded with '18%' as the amount of hands he played, proceeded to play the 3rd hand dealt to him for a monster pot with kings, and then said to the table: 'Cowboys are in my 18%' you wouldn't chuckle just a little bit?Mark Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 If you were playing live, and some internet guy responded with '18%' as the amount of hands he played, proceeded to play the 3rd hand dealt to him for a monster pot with kings, and then said to the table: 'Cowboys are in my 18%' you wouldn't chuckle just a little bit?MarkNot trying to be a ****, but I don't think I would Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Not trying to be a ****, but I don't think I wouldAnd I'm not trying to be a "row of 4 tiny stars" either, but I don't think I would laugh either. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 i don't get why this is funny Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 And I'm not trying to be a "row of 4 tiny stars" either, but I don't think I would laugh either.lol, that made me laugh. Well, one person thought it was as funny as I did at least Ok, go about your business then....there is nothing to see here. Mark Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 lol, that made me laugh. Well, one person thought it was as funny as I did at least Ok, go about your business then....there is nothing to see here. MarkLOL, I tried to make a funny. They've been getting better. Anyway, who cares if we don't laugh, you cashed 88K. You lucky little b1tch! Link to post Share on other sites
CzechRazor 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 It might illicit a 'heh' if I wasn't in the hand, but it wasn't a particularly funny casino story. Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I liked it.Not everyone has my sort of sense of humour though. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyFinngars 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 T.I.G.H.TNP.L.U.T.O <----figured out what that means D.N.Please share what this means...trying to figure it out Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 T.I.G.H.TNP.L.U.T.O <----figured out what that means D.N. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Funny story from wax120 (FCPer in Chicago) that just now went down live at the Majestic II in Indiana:Wax sits down and immediately is asked by someone at the table, loud enough for everyone to hear: So do you play tight or what?Wax says: Yeah, I play 18% of my hands. 3rd hand at the table, wax picks up KK, 3 bets pf, flop is K66, he and two other guys get a lot of money in the pot. Both of them had sixes.After the hand Wax says to them: Cowboys are in my 18%.Classic.MarkLOL Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 i chuckled Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 It's funny but not "ha ha" funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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