darkrider88 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 This whole weekend has been a bag of ***.-I find out my ex gf, who i just started seeing w/ again, has been screwing my best friend for 2 years now. How did I find out? I walked in on them, IN MY F-ING BED! Just like that damn phil ivey commerical.-Online poker is going to be banned.-In my anger, I hooked up w/ my ex's younger sister, who is 17 (aka illegal).-I got mugged for 1,000.00 in philly.-My brand new car (volvo s60) got rear-ended, and the person who did it doesn't even have f-ing insurance. I am considering checking myself into the local hospital tonight just to be safe. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Suicide hotline 'Just incase you were serious Link to post Share on other sites
poguemahone68 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Yeah that's a heavy weekend.At the very least you should call some people you trust and not be alone for a while.This is all stuff you can get through though, so don't do anything drastic to make this even bigger or more permanent.Hope things turn for the better for you soon. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 rough weekend, at least its monday so you can watch monday night football Link to post Share on other sites
tennis_balls 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 In my anger, I hooked up w/ my ex's younger sister, who is 17 (aka illegal).dude!......you got laid and sweet revenge at the same time. that more than makes up for all the rest of it! Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Was she shaved at least? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 better luck next week? Link to post Share on other sites
semaj550 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 That's rough, dude. Just surround yourself with people who can help you through this and keep trudging on. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 just get revenge on you girlfriend and slap her across the face Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Was your poker face as good as Ivey's? Link to post Share on other sites
Hoosierdaddy 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 If it makes you feel better, you brought a smile to my face because I realize my life could be like yours right now. Link to post Share on other sites
darkrider88 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 Was your poker face as good as Ivey's?Nowhere near. More like matusow's. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 better luck next week?LOLDoesn't sound like it could get much worse.Please cheer up Darkrider, you cheered me up ! My pathetic life doesn't look so bad now. Link to post Share on other sites
tennis_balls 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 is your (ex) best friend a frequent poster here? Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 drink heavily Link to post Share on other sites
Sens-Eh 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Thanks to the OP for making me feel better about my life! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 you should make a commercial out of thism, send it to the senate and show them that you have a good poker face and they should keep online poker Link to post Share on other sites
CBFalcon 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Younger sisters are always hotter than older ones anyway..sounds like you made out there. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Sorry, but the BBFIDTS!! On a serious note, your week definitely sucked ***. Not a bad move moving on to a new piece of a$$ butunder age girls are ---EV!! Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 After you were done with your ex's sister, you shouldve jizzed all over her toothbrush. From a personal stand point you'll feel much better, trust me Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 someone posted on FCP somewhere that his gf cheated on him, so he got her drunk, screwed her, cummed on her and took a picture, that was hilarious, maybe you should do that, or just screw here sister again and tell ur ex that you did, hahaha Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 i'd screw her sister in her bed-an eye for an eye Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 someone posted on FCP somewhere that his gf cheated on him, so he got her drunk, screwed her, cummed on her and took a picture, that was hilarious, maybe you should do that, or just screw here sister again and tell ur ex that you did, hahahanah, do it TO the sister then send the gf the picture with you posing beside it with a thumbs up.is 17 seriously illegal in the states? that is some booooolshit!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 nah, do it TO the sister then send the gf the picture with you posing beside it with a thumbs up.is 17 seriously illegal in the states? that is some booooolshit!!!!hahaha, well its 18 in NY Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Take your ex girlfriends toothbrush and ram it up your ass. Take a picture and send it to her... ...in a couple of weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
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