gkunit20 1 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 PineappleVaselineBandages Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I only find this funny because it actually happened and wasn't the result of my sick mind. So I ask my fiance to give me stocking stuffer idea's, for her. And she replies as follows, and I quote:"KY Warming Gel (The gift that keeps on giving), Macadamia Nuts, umm some Gum, and ooh I need mini tweezers" Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Laxative2 girlscup Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Laxative2 girlscupC'mon, only sick fkucs like us would know the meaning, most people aren't that messed up...This would be better:1. Video Camera2. Lube3. Laxative Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nice bump.1. kids toy2. sleeping pills3. condoms Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 On Halloween (and I will do this next year)bag of applesbox of razorbladesrat poisonResults? Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 C'mon, only sick fkucs like us would know the meaning, most people aren't that messed up...I am. I dig it. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 Ha. Totally forgot about this thread. It's definitely a fun conversation piece...plus I've got all of y'all's ideas to make me the freakiest/funniest whenever I bring it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 1. Barbie Doll2. Duct Tape3. Polaroid Camera 1. Shovel2. Perfume3. CondomsJust quoting these gems Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Laxative2 girlscup Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 LubeWiffle ball batkids binky Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Holy KoranPrayer MatBaconBonus points for asking the cashier to point in the general direction of Mecca. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 One fishing lurePack of lightbulbsBand Aids Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Pack of socksVaselineGolden Girls DVD Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 1. vaseline2. condoms3. Fried Green Tomatoes DVD I'm sorry, but JJJ's and Rod Reynold's lists are the only 2 worth reading IMO. seriously, in 12 pages there was only 2 people who thought of anything original. and it might only be 1 person. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 1. Microwave 2. Watermelon 3. High School Musical 2 DVD Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Holy KoranPrayer MatBaconBonus points for asking the cashier to point in the general direction of Mecca. That's a good one. Throw in pork rinds instead of bacon and I say winner, although so far I loved Digital monkeys the best. Back when I was younger my group of nerdy friends of mine and I would kill hours in Wal-Mart. I remember one christmas they had this huge display of these Tazmanian devil dolls that had a sensor that when activated by any sort of pressure would start making all this Tazmanian devil type noise. So, I got like 6 of them going, which started a chain reaction and this whole display went apeshit, with the dolls jumping off into the aisle and making quite a racket. I ended up buying one. That was back in my fast food management days. I have story after story of the cool shit that happened to me when I was doing that. Easily the best time of my life, from a sinners point of view. I should start that thread. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 1) Colon cleanse2) Play-doh machine3) GlitterThis one made me LMAO for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 1. vaseline2. condoms3. Fried Green Tomatoes DVD I'm sorry, but JJJ's and Rod Reynold's lists are the only 2 worth reading IMO. seriously, in 12 pages there was only 2 people who thought of anything original. and it might only be 1 person.We're also going to claim Shakezuma now. So, as far as I can remember I/we are JJJ, RR, scram, LLY, Shakezuma, Mr. Zimmerlin, and Ouch8. Anybody else want in? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 We're also going to claim Shakezuma now. So, as far as I can remember I/we are JJJ, RR, scram, LLY, Shakezuma, Mr. Zimmerlin, and Ouch8. Anybody else want in?I knew you'd give it up eventually. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Just quoting these gems excellent work, thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Ginsu blade Ball peen hammer Saw 3 DVD And while its being rung up say Oh I almost forgot, do you carry anatomy charts? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Results?4 counts of 2nd degree murder.We're also going to claim Shakezuma now. So, as far as I can remember I/we are JJJ, RR, scram, LLY, Shakezuma, Mr. Zimmerlin, and Ouch8. Anybody else want in?shut uuUUUUUuuup! Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 1. A jar of Vaseline2. A kielbassa3. A Phil Hellmuth DVDfyp Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I/we are JJJ, RR, scram, LLY, Shakezuma, Mr. Zimmerlin, and Ouch8. Anybody else want in? 4 counts of 2nd degree murder.Like pieces of a puzzle, people, like pieces of a puzzle. Link to post Share on other sites
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